theintensivecarebear

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

i don't want a career, i want to do crafts

i think not only should they start announcing best original score again, i think they need to do it with choreographed dance routines too

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

…I  need like… SIx of these to hang all over the place holy SHIT

I am going to fucking frow up

I love knowing the context of this quote/which character in American Gods said it. Cause like yeah it’s a great quote and all but. 👀