Ink-Blot-Bloom

that’s enough i’m fuckin done if aliens don’t abduct me i’m gonna abduct aliens

@vivalavidapasta

The more censorship and morality policing gets pushed on us the sluttier I want my art to be

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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

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I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death

I'm on a personal mission to reduce the number of humans in star wars canon to as small a number as possible. If humans and twi'lek can be reproductively compatible and mace windu is a near-human since Korun are an oops-all-force-sensitives species, every so-called "human" we see on screen has the potential to be a near-human rather than a human-human, and I'm taking that as a personal challenge

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

the slut is back !?

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.