heyyyyy girlieeeee

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Adaine remembering Kipperlily’s name: Chupacabra Cuntbangs

*unmutes*

Bonus: 

examples:

the fact that taako could transmute food for his show even though at that point he’d have to assume he’s less than level one, just barely startin’ out with wizardry at its most basic level

klarg is charmed on and off for the duration of the campaign even though taako thought he was casting at charm person at level one

in the graphic novel magnus almost dies but then merle casts spare the dying even though it’s a spell he shouldn’t know yet

probably more but i just read the graphic novel and now i’m relistening to petals to the metal so these parts are the most fresh in my mind???

ANYWAYS i just like the idea that they don’t know their own strength. literally. but then in the heat of the moment when they aren’t really thinking about it they “””somehow””” manage to pull off some insane batshit tomfoolery. it’s like muscle memory!!! but for magic. similar to how they can resist the thrall of the relics “because they’re stupid” or just “for no reason.” 

Merle is able to cast prayer of healing as an action, which is a spell that has a ten minute casting time 

Merle also casts zone of truth for the first time when he’s still only supposed to be level two, when he shouldn’t have any spell slots high enough for that yet 

Merle again at the end of crystal kingdom, where griffin canonically has pan help him with the banishment spell on legion, retconning it to be a channel divinity, divine intervention, which he wouldn’t get until level 10

[ID: A reply from Tumblr user @occidentalavian that reads “don’t forget that time Taako cast Hunger of Hadar, a Warlock-only spell” /ID]

holy shit

again: i know it’s just error on justin’s part, but i love the implication that not only did taako multi-class as a warlock during the stolen century, but that he gained enough levels to learn a third level spell

HOO BOY IT’S A GOOD ONE

broke: taako sugar baby’d for a tentacle beast one cycle during tsc

Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just... [unfolds wings] wing it

Crowley:

Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it...