The House of Windsor

Prince Laurent of Belgium attends the military and civil parade during the Belgium's National Day on July 21, 2026 in Brussels, Belgium.

Laurent was playing on his cell for 30 minutes during the parade.

Featuring Prince Henrik of Denmark

CHAPTER SEVEN: Jubilee Glaze

The grand state dining hall of Christiansborg Palace had emptied hours earlier, the last echoes of Queen Margrethe II’s Ruby Jubilee gala fading into the Copenhagen night of 15 January 2012. Crystal chandeliers dimmed, the heavy velvet drapes drawn. In a private antechamber overlooking the canal, four men in full ceremonial dress lingered over cognac and cigars. Prince Henrik of Denmark, still resplendent in his sky blue military style uniform with its red piping, gold embroidered peaked cap resting on a side table, medals gleaming across his broad chest, sat with the easy sprawl of a man who had spent fifty years at the side of a queen yet never quite at the centre of power. Beside him, King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden, black double breasted tailcoat unbuttoned, heavy gold collar of the Order of the Seraphim resting against his white waistcoat; King Harald V of Norway, black military tunic open at the throat, red sash of St. Olav crossed over his barrel chest, sword propped against the couch; and King Constantine II of Greece, elegant black tailcoat and light blue sash of the Order of the Saviour, walking cane hooked over the arm of his chair.

Henrik swirled the amber liquid in his glass, his thick silver gray hair swept back, blue eyes sparkling beneath bushy brows. His cultured French accent curled round every syllable like smoke from a Gauloise.

“Messieurs… after such a tedious evening of speeches and protocol, one grows… famished for something real, non?”

He set the glass down with a decisive clink.

“Forty years at the side of my queen, and still the secondary role. I propose a small diversion. Something equal for once. I offer each of you my mouth. Freely. Enthusiastically. No crowns, no rank, just four gentlemen and the pleasures of the flesh.”

The silence lasted two heartbeats. Carl’s deep baritone broke first, warm and self deprecating, the practical tone of a man more at ease with tools and nature than endless formality.

“Well, I’ll be damned. Henrik, you old devil.”

A slow grin spread beneath his wire rimmed glasses.

“If you’re offering… I’m not one to refuse a generous host. Spontaneous is good. For Sweden, in the moment, eh?” He stood, already half hard beneath the black trousers with their gold stripe.

Henrik sank gracefully to his knees, white gloved hands sliding up Carl’s thighs. He tugged the zipper down with practised care, freeing the Swedish king’s uncut 7.5 inch cock, pale shaft, pronounced rose pink head already glistening with a bead of pre cum. Henrik’s plump lips parted. He inhaled the clean, slightly musky scent, then swallowed the thick length in one smooth motion. The head bumped the back of his throat; his tongue swirled slowly beneath the foreskin, licking the sensitive underside in long, deliberate strokes while his throat muscles fluttered and milked. Saliva ran down the shaft as he bobbed, cheeks hollowing with strong suction. Carl’s hand settled on the prince’s silver hair, a soft Swedish groan escaping him.

“Ah, Henrik… you’ve done this before, haven’t you? Tight and warm. Like a good fit.”

Harald and Constantine watched, eyes wide, until Constantine, ever the gracious one, rose, voice polished Oxford English laced with quiet amusement and the slight Greek cadence of a man long in elegant exile.

“Well, if Carl is enjoying himself… one must not be left behind. Courtesy among equals.”

He freed his own 7 inch cock, solid girth and flared mushroom head already leaking a clear strand. Henrik released Carl with a wet pop, a string of spit connecting lip to tip, turned, and took Constantine’s length deep. His tongue pressed flat along the underside, then flicked the sensitive ridge of the flared head while one gloved hand still stroked Carl in long, firm pulls, twisting lightly over the rose pink crown to spread the wetness.

Harald remained seated a moment longer, caressing the growing bulge in his trousers, faint American accent wry from his wartime childhood years in the States, the blunt tone of a lifelong sailor.

“Jesus Christ, you three… fine, I’m not sitting this one out like some bloody spectator.”

He stood, undoing his belt; his thick 7 inch veined cock sprang free, broad mushroom head already leaking steady drops.

“Out on the water we’re all just crew. Same here.”

Henrik pulled the three kings closer, trousers pooled at their ankles, medals clinking softly. He took Carl and Constantine’s cock heads together into his warm, wet mouth, sucking greedily, tongue flicking rapidly between the two sensitive tips, tasting the different pre cum, Swedish saltier, Greek cleaner, before alternating. Long, sloppy strokes on Harald’s girth, lips stretched wide around the thick veins, tongue swirling under the broad head while his hands worked the other two with firm, twisting pumps. Spit coated everything; wet sucking sounds filled the chamber.

“Mmm… such royal cocks,” he purred between licks, French accent thickening with lust. “Heavy, pendulous balls… I could worship them all night. Equal pleasure at last, non?”

Clothes were shed in a slow, deliberate strip, tailcoats, waistcoats, sashes, tunics, until the four men stood in nothing but black socks, Henrik’s sheer black dress socks clinging transparently to his sturdy limbs and plump pale feet. Henrik moved with theatrical flair, taking each king in turn: deep throating Carl’s rose pink head until the Swedish monarch’s knees buckled, nose buried in pale pubic hair, throat convulsing around the full length while Carl muttered another practical curse; nursing Harald’s low hanging balls, sucking one then the other into his mouth, tongue laving the heavy sac while the Norwegian king muttered, “Fuck, Henrik, you suck like a goddamn champion. Better than any fair wind”; lavishing Constantine’s flared head with swirling tongue and tight lip rings until the Greek king sighed in refined pleasure, “Exquisite… truly.”

Constantine dropped to his knees beside Henrik, elegant fingers wrapping around Carl’s shaft.

“Allow me,” he murmured, and sucked the Swedish king with polished skill, tongue circling the foreskin while Henrik devoured Harald’s thick length, taking him to the root, gagging softly but pushing deeper, saliva dripping onto Harald’s heavy balls. Then Harald lay back on the wide velvet couch, cock rigid against his paunch. Henrik straddled him, plump pale buttocks spreading as he reached back, rubbing the broad head up and down his crack, pressing it against the tight pink hole, smearing pre cum there.

“Oui… fill me, Harald,” he breathed, sinking down. The thick cock breached him slowly; the head stretched the ring wide, then the veined shaft pushed deeper in one long slide until Harald’s low balls pressed against Henrik’s soft cheeks. The Norwegian king gasped, face screwing up in pleasure.

“Holy hell… tight as a royal yacht in dry dock. Damn, that grip.”

Henrik planted both hands on Harald’s barrel chest, digging fingers into silver chest hair, and began to ride, long, rolling lifts and deep drops. Each rise left only the broad head inside; each drop buried it fully, the thick girth dragging against his prostate. His own uncut 6 inch cock bounced against his soft pot belly, the foreskin sliding back and forth, a clear drop forming at the tip. Constantine stood beside them; Henrik turned his head and swallowed the Greek king’s cock again, moaning around it as Harald’s hands squeezed his plump tits and pinched the nipples hard. Carl stepped forward, sliding into Harald’s mouth; the Norwegian took him with easy, sailor mouthed hunger, lips stretched, tongue working the underside while he thrust up into Henrik’s ass.

Harald’s climax neared. Henrik lifted off with a wicked grin, letting the cock slip free with a wet sound, the hole fluttering open for a moment.

“Not yet, mon ami. We are only beginning. Equality demands more.”

Constantine moved behind him, hands on Henrik’s hips, and pushed in, smooth, aristocratic strokes that made the Danish prince arch and moan. The flared head popped past the ring, then the solid shaft filled him with measured thrusts, each one angled to grind the prostate. Carl fed his cock into Constantine’s mouth while the Greek king fucked Henrik steadily. The room filled with wet sounds of skin on skin, medals still pinned to discarded jackets glinting on the floor, the slap of balls against plump ass.

They rearranged with royal efficiency. Henrik slid down again onto Harald’s cock, taking the full thick length deep within his throat while Carl took his turn behind, pounding with purposeful Swedish rhythm, hands gripping the prince’s sturdy hips like handlebars. Carl’s pale 7.5 inches slammed deep, the rose pink head battering the prostate on every thrust, balls slapping loudly against Henrik’s cheeks.

“That’s it, Henrik,” Carl growled, voice husky and practical. “Take it like the bon vivant you are. Good and solid.”

Henrik’s moans vibrated around Harald’s shaft; the Norwegian king seized his silver hair and fucked his throat with blunt command, the broad head punching deep.

“Suck it, you flamboyant bastard, yes, just like that. No half measures.”

Constantine and Harald took turns in Henrik’s mouth while Carl slammed into his ass, the pace relentless. Henrik shook his head like a man possessed, moaning around whichever royal cock filled him, spit running down his chin onto the kings’ balls. His own hand wrapped around his bouncing 6 inch cock, stroking the uncut shaft in time, foreskin sliding, thumb spreading the pre cum over the head.

“I am your whore tonight, messieurs,” he gasped during a brief breath, French accent dripping with decadent delight. “Use me. Make me the centre for once.”

Carl slapped the soft, pale ass hard, riding him furiously, the impacts reddening the cheeks. Constantine’s cock seeped thick pre cum across Henrik’s tongue. The tension built. Mutual hands joined: Constantine stroked Harald’s heavy balls while Harald’s fist worked Carl’s shaft in short, firm pumps between thrusts.

Constantine was the first to reach the edge. His polished Oxford accent cracked with raw need as he pulled his cock from Henrik’s mouth, fist flying over the slick, flared mushroom head in rapid, tight strokes, the other hand cupping his pendulous balls.

“Henrik… I’m going to spend… right on you. A proper offering.”

With a refined yet guttural groan, “Ahh, yes… mon Dieu!” he erupted.

Thick, pearly ropes of Greek royal seed lashed across Henrik’s prominent jowls, full lips, and broad chest, spattering the gold chain and jade pendant still dangling between his pecs. The first spurts hit with force, coating the lower face in warm, viscous strands; subsequent pulses painted the soft pot belly in refined arcs. Constantine’s slim hips jerked with each pulse, his balls drawing tight as the last heavy spurts dribbled over his knuckles onto Henrik’s skin. Exhausted, he swayed on his feet, wire rimmed glasses fogged. Henrik, ever the gracious host, leaned forward and licked the sensitive head clean with slow, reverent swirls of his tongue, sucking the last beads from the slit, murmuring, “Délicieux… a vintage worthy of the gods.”

Carl followed almost immediately, his pragmatic Swedish baritone turning into a deep, self deprecating laugh that dissolved into a moan.

“Fan ta mig… here it comes, you magnificent Frenchman.”

He yanked his cock free from Henrik’s ass with a wet pop, the rose pink head swollen and angry, the shaft glistening with the prince’s juices. Positioning himself over the prince’s chest, he stroked furiously, muscular limbs tensing, fist twisting over the head.

“Take every drop, Henrik!”

A powerful grunt escaped him as his 7.5 inch shaft pulsed. Long, forceful jets of Swedish cum shot across Henrik’s wrinkled, fair to tanned skin, splattering the star shaped orders still pinned near his nipples, coating the soft pot belly, and mixing with Constantine’s load in warm, viscous pools. One particularly strong spurt even landed on the gold Rolex on Henrik’s left wrist. Carl milked the final thick beads from his pale shaft with slow, firm pulls, then pressed the sensitive head against Henrik’s full lips.

“Clean me, consort. Every last bit. Practical, no waste.”

Henrik obeyed with theatrical suction, humming in approval as the Swedish king shuddered through the aftershocks, tongue working under the foreskin to gather every drop.

Finally, Harald, ever the resilient, down to earth Norwegian, rose over the spent prince. His piercing blue eyes locked onto Henrik’s face with a sailor’s blunt hunger.

“Right… my turn, you petulant old poet,” he growled, voice carrying that faint American accent. His thick, veined 7 inch cock throbbed in his fist, the broad mushroom head dark and slick with a mix of spit and pre cum. “Gonna paint you proper, you flamboyant bastard. Like a good hard blow.”

With a string of cheerful Norwegian curses, “Faen heller… ja, ta det!”

Harald’s barrel chest heaved. His low hanging balls tightened as he unleashed rope after heavy rope of thick Norwegian cum. The first powerful jet hit Henrik square on the rounded chin and jowls, dripping down onto his full lips in a heavy strand. Subsequent spurts criss crossed the prince’s chest and soft belly in messy, abundant ropes, some landing on the prominent silver gray pubic hair framing Henrik’s own spent cock, others pooling in the creases of his plump pale buttocks. Harald kept stroking through the climax, thumb sweeping over the head to force out more, swearing under his breath until the last weak pulses oozed out onto Henrik’s skin.

“Alt for Norge… and for that tight Danish ass,” he panted, collapsing beside Henrik on the couch, breathing like a man who had just finished an Olympic rowing final.

Henrik lay there glistening, chest and belly a glistening map of three royal loads, his own thick 6 inch uncut cock softening against his soft pot belly, a small puddle of his own release cooling on his hand and lower abdomen from the frantic stroking that had brought him off during Carl’s pounding. His sheer black dress socks still clung to his sturdy limbs. He traced a finger through the warm mixture, Swedish, Norwegian, and Greek, lifted it to his lips, and tasted with a satisfied, eccentric smile.

“A most exquisite blend, messieurs. Poetry… in fluid form. At last, the centre.”

The four men lay in a tangle of royal limbs and socks, medals scattered, the air thick with the musk of spent lust and expensive cologne. Carl chuckled softly, practical and amused. Harald muttered another sailor’s oath, this time affectionate. Constantine adjusted his glasses with a gracious, tired smile. Henrik, ever the bon vivant, simply sighed in decadent contentment. “What a perfect way to end a jubilee. Equal at last, non?”

Charles III King of the United Kingdom

His Majesty visiting the first RHS Sandringham Flower Show taking place on the Sandringham Estate on July 22, 2026 in Sandringham, Norfolk.

On A Side Note: Of course I'm gonna have some pics of his hands.

Featuring Retired British Army Officer, Andrew Parker Bowles

Chapter One: The Venus of the Cotswolds

The pair made an unlikely couple: the 24-year-old painter from Brighton with his tousled dark waves and introspective hazel-green eyes, and the 79-year-old retired Brigadier with his thinning swept-back white hair, pale-blue eyes, and the ramrod posture of a man who had once commanded the Blues. They had met at a quiet charity reception in London—something to do with war memorials—and a friendship had grown from shared rides through Hyde Park. Andrew Parker Bowles, still trim at five-eleven in his tweed jackets and regimental ties, found the young man’s easy laughter refreshing. Alex Hartley, lithe and softly spoken with that gentle Brighton lilt, felt the pull of the older man’s roguish charm.

Flirtation crept in subtly at first. A lingering hand on the reins. A wry comment from Andrew about “young stallions needing proper breaking.”

Alex would reply with a soft smile and a remark about capturing “the noble lines of experience” on canvas. Andrew, who had not felt truly wanted in years, surprised himself by reciprocating.

It was inevitable that Alex would ask to paint him.

“Think Venus of Urbino,” he said one afternoon after a gallop, cheeks flushed. “Titian, 1534. Reclining, confident, utterly unapologetic. But head-and-shoulders only, of course. I want your face, that famous Parker Bowles smirk.”

Andrew laughed, a deep, cavalryman’s chuckle.

“My dear boy, I’ve put on a bit of weight since my polo days. I’d make a rather portly Venus.”

“No matter,” Alex replied, eyes sparkling. “Head and shoulders it is.”

The sittings took place at Andrew’s Cotswolds home, a graceful residence surrounded by lush gardens where a Duchess of Camilla rose bloomed in fragrant pink mockery. Inside, medals gleamed beside the last Union flag from Rhodesia, trophies from Grand National days, and shelves of vintage wine. Andrew sat in a favourite leather armchair by the tall windows, dressed in a navy checked suit, cream shirt, and knitted vest, wooden cane resting nearby. His signet ring caught the light on his left pinky.

He was a fidgety sitter. Alex worked slowly, palette in hand, wearing a simple linen shirt that showed the faint outline of his slender frame. Breaks were frequent—Diet Coke for Andrew, quiet conversation for both.

“You know,” Alex said one afternoon, brush hovering, “you have the most remarkable jaw. Strong. Like it could command a squadron or charm an entire drawing room.”

Andrew’s thin lips curved into that wide, charismatic smile.

“Flattery from a pretty young painter? Careful, Hartley, or I’ll think you’re after more than my likeness.”

Alex’s cheeks coloured, but his hazel-green eyes held steady.

“And if I were?”

The air thickened. Andrew’s pale-blue eyes narrowed with amusement and something deeper.

“Then I’d say you’ve caught an old rogue at a vulnerable moment. One who hasn’t been looked at quite like that in rather a long time.”

That evening they went to dinner at a quiet local restaurant. Flirting continued over wine—Andrew’s knowledgeable commentary on the vintage, Alex’s gentle teasing about “distinguished older gentlemen who still know how to ride.”

By the time they returned to the house, the sexual tension was electric.

They barely made it past the drawing room. Andrew set his cane aside and pulled Alex close with surprising strength, broad shoulders still powerful from decades of horsemanship.

“Come here, you insolent boy,” he murmured, voice clipped with that upper-class drawl. “If we’re doing this, let’s do it properly.”

Alex’s hands trembled slightly as he unbuttoned Andrew’s waistcoat and shirt, revealing the older man’s slim athletic frame, sparse silver hair across his chest, and the soft thickening at his middle that Alex had cheekily exaggerated in the portrait. Andrew’s uncut cock was already stirring, seven inches of moderate girth with a deep-plum bulbous head beginning to peek from its hood, heavy low-hanging balls swaying in a nest of gray pubic hair.

“Christ, you’re beautiful,” Alex breathed, dropping to his knees on the Persian rug.

He nuzzled the thickening shaft, inhaling the warm, masculine scent of the retired officer—faint cologne, horse, and age. His full rosy lips parted, tongue tracing the foreskin before sliding it back to expose the glossy plum head. He took Andrew into his mouth slowly, sucking with wet, reverent pulls, one hand cupping those heavy balls and rolling them gently while his tongue swirled around the sensitive glans.

Andrew groaned, a low, stoic sound, fingers threading through Alex’s thick wavy hair.

“That’s it… good lad. Use your tongue on the underside—just there. Fuck, you’ve a talented mouth for one so young.”

His narrow hips rocked forward with controlled cavalry precision, feeding more of his cock between those soft lips. Saliva glistened on Alex’s chin as he bobbed deeper, hollowing his cheeks, occasionally pulling off to lick long, sloppy stripes from heavy balls to leaking tip while stroking the shaft with a slick, twisting fist.

Andrew’s pale-blue eyes darkened with lust.

“Touch yourself while you suck me, boy. Let me see that pretty pink cock of yours.”

Alex obeyed, unzipping and freeing his smooth 5.5-inch uncut cock with its slight upward curve and flushed pink head. He stroked himself in rhythm—firm, twisting pulls that made his lithe body shudder—while his other hand continued massaging Andrew’s heavy sac, gently tugging the loose skin.

The older man’s breath grew ragged.

“Slower on the head… yes, like that. Milk the foreskin properly. I want to feel every inch of that warm tongue working me.”

He reached down, guiding Alex’s hand on his own shaft, demonstrating the exact firm pressure and long, deliberate strokes he preferred, thumb occasionally pressing into the slit to spread the leaking precum.

They shifted to the wide leather sofa. Andrew sat back, legs spread like a commanding officer at ease, watching with roguish satisfaction as Alex knelt between them. The young painter alternated deep-throating as far as he could with fervent hand-work—pumping, twisting, sucking noisily—while Andrew masturbated lazily over Alex’s outstretched tongue, the wet, obscene sounds filling the quiet room.

“Going to come soon, lad,” Andrew warned, voice tight but still commanding. “Open your mouth… let me see that eager tongue.”

Alex pulled back just enough, tongue extended, stroking Andrew rapidly with both hands while frantically jerking himself. With a deep, guttural grunt befitting an old cavalryman, Andrew erupted—thick, powerful ropes of cum painting Alex’s tongue, lips, and chin. The sight pushed Alex over the edge; he moaned around the pulsing cock, spilling his own load in shuddering pulses across his fist and onto the older man’s thigh.

They breathed heavily afterward, Andrew’s broad hand gently stroking Alex’s hair.

“Well,” he said with a wry chuckle, thin lips curving into that charismatic smile, “that was rather more invigorating than Diet Coke, my dear boy.”

Charles III King of the United Kingdom

Just me checking out His Majesty's arse.

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