I said bang bang bangity bang

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

what i like about cardan is that he’s Not Like Other YA Love Interests but, like, in a good way. he isn’t huge and muscular and overwhelmingly powerful and strong. he’s kind of a loser. he’s endearingly pathetic. things rarely ever go his way. he isn’t the top alpha dog that commands the pack, he’s more like that one lonely dog in the corner who licks his paws and whines and makes you feel bad for him. jude didn’t want him because he was this godlike, all-powerful guy, she wanted him because he’s a sad pretty boy who likes to drink wine and say poetic things about her and be kind of useless at times. he’s a very refreshing love interest. i wish we had more cardans in fantasy books!

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

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