Ezel

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

Let’s sit down and talk about this twat here, shall we friends?

First of all: I don’t owe anyone a single thing. If you message me (if you don’t follow me you should not be able to but god forbid) and then keep messaging me and I haven’t gotten good vibes from you, I’m going to block you. I don’t know you. I don’t want to know you. So you can fuck right off. And that is my fucking right to do so.

This is the actual equivalent to the creepy guy at the bar saying “But I bought you a drink and heard you bitching to your friends that you’re alone and I’m right here so wtf”. Let me tell you something: YOU’RE CREEPY AF. I didn’t ask for you to message me. I didn’t want for you to message me. You chose to do that all on your own. And then I chose to block you. And thank fuck I did, because you seem fucking insane.

If anyone has ever needed an explanation as to why girls don’t reply to messages from guys who want to ‘get to know them’ (not that they even need to have a reason), here it is.

This guy is creepy and pushy and won’t take no for an answer. He straight up messaged me to bitch about being blocked by @littleshakespeareanbaby and then proceeded to speak to me as if I was his best-friend-to-be (he’s a complete stranger who introduced himself as a daddy dom, so a no in my book regardless) and be pushy about me not wanting to share information. Worth noting that I’m also not a little, so he hasn’t taken two minutes to read through my blog, despite being so interested in me.

It’s annoying because I do actually chat to most people who message me, and I’m sure many of them will attest to the interesting & fun conversations (not sexual) I’m willing to have if people aren’t weird and creepy and demanding.

1. They age like fine wine. You’ll have a 25 year old wife FOREVER…dark skin women who take care of themselves do not age.

2. Their skin literally glows when absorbing the sun’s energy.

3. Melanin, melanin and more melanin….and all its wonderful benefits that comes with it.

4. Because dark brown skin women have little to no neanderthal DNA their genes are the closest to being a complete human without defects. In essence dark brown skin women are the original (eve gene) master copy which all other variations of humans come from.   

5. Deep dark brown eye’s are not only genetically perfect without any defects but also exuberate a sense of depth and wholeness. Like glazing into the dark sky on a moonless night.

6. “The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice”…..is actually true. An abundance of melanin does give dark skin a slightly sweet scent so long as the host is healthy. 

7. “The darker the flesh, the deeper the roots”…..Yes dark brown skin women can genetically trace their lineage back further than any other human being without genetic interceptions.

8. It’s totally natural to love dark brown skin women. In fact it takes several generations of abuse, brainwashing and psychological conditioning to NOT (colorism) LIKE darker skin tones. We must literally be psychologically trained to dislike dark skin. 

9. Dark brown skin women are absolutely beautiful no ifs ands or buts about it. 

10. Despite the global melanin envy we’re experiencing today, there is absolutely nothing more desirable, sexy and attractive than a dark brown skin woman who’s totally in love with her complexion……despite the envy.