i told my dm i should be a manager bc im a capricorn moon and then i got manager. (thats not what happened but basically that is what happened in a roundabout way)

i think im gunna wear capris on friday 🙂‍↕️

IKNOWDEEPDOWNYAWANTME iknowyoudo

“u smell good” thanks i used luigi body wash !

went to shake shack and tried the passionfruit lemonade, idk why i did that bc i don’t like lemonade. it was sour and not passionfruity enough but pretty color and i like that the lid was a standard one with the bootyhole u stab your straw into. 4/10

im getting a doll of me ! i just need to decide what outfit.

im going to sleep so hard after this shower holy moly

i really want to cuss my coworker tf out bc im just not sure who she was feeling like when she felt the need to tell me to go on my break. and im super not sure who she was feeling like when she told my other co worker “i told her to take break like 5 times i cant believe her” i would love to give you something to believe in. you wanna talk shit lets talk facts. bc all you had to do was keep my name out of your mouth and to mind your fucking business. bc first of all i actually did go on break and then guess tf what !!! the asm came over and said “u can go see u later 👋 “ and i said aye perfect and rushed tf out of there. and second of all i took my BREAK with like 32 mins on the clock you bozo. what tf did u lose by me following instructions? nothing. its free to leave me tf alone and its like ppl just cant do that for some reason 🤷🏾‍♀️ i hope i feel differently since ill be at job #2 and its so fun there. bc i feel like she will cry when i cuss her and then i will look like godzilla which is fine i just dont wanna do the whole mediation fuck shit. messy and useless yknow?

the thong i wore today feels like booty club acceptable shorts. and thats fine just to like lounge in but not to wear pants over 🙂‍↕️

why would i be afraid of a big belly man that cant admit he is wrong. you are afraid of not being right and EYE am supposed to be shivering my timbers? i will shove you in your dad like a beginners butt plug. YOU selected the wrong item I gave you what YOU ordered. “she got me the wrong one” or maybe like 50 years ago the wrong thing came out of your mom? take some responsibility. an entire line of custies watched you fail yourself and society. have a fucked up ass day.

gotta have extra room on that gusset