Mew :3

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“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

1.) You leave clothes, stuffies, and toys all over the floor. So you need to be disciplined to keep them picked up.

2.) You need to be reminded of things because you commonly forget things you need to do. Like refilling a prescription, or paying a bill, or picking up something from the grocery store on the way home.

3.) You hate getting up to walk to the potty. So you need somone that will let you wear diapers and change your diapers, or someone who can carry you to potty, pull down your pants and back up .

4.) You are too scared to go to the doctor even when you are sick. So you need to have someone schedule the appointment for you, take you to the appointment, and comfort you the entire appointment.

5.) You cry easily over little things, especially when you are sleepy, hungry, or had a bad day. So you need someone to cry on and hold you.

6.) You are too shy to call customer service when you buy something that doesn’t work. So you need someone to call for you.

7.) You commonly forget your purse, or wallet, or debit card, or license at home. So you need someone to remind you when you leave the house.

8.) You do not like to drive cause you think its scary, so you need someone to drive you places.

9.) You hate dressing yourself for the day and for bed time. So you need someone to help pick out your outfit and dress you every morning and every night.

10.) You get fussy and cranky when you do not have a nap. So you need someone to put you down for a nap.

11.) You are too shy to order food for yourself. So you need someone to order it for you.

12.) You are not good at remembering to drink enough fluids. So you need someone to make you drinks and bring them to you.

13.) You are messy when you eat and drink. So you need someone to put your drinks in sippy cups, put a bib on you, and wipe your messy face and hands when you are done eating.

14.) You are a picky eater. So you need someone who knows exactly the things you like and don’t like.

15.) When you are sick you act like even more of a baby than usual. So you and extra care and extra cuddles when sick.

16.) You are just super needy in general wanting constant attention and constant cuddles. So you need someone who will spend lots of time with you, and give you cuddles every day.

17.) You like to play little kids games like building a fort, playing tag, playing hide and seek, playing kids board games, and play with dolls/stuffies. So you need someone who will play little kids stuff with you.

18.) You are scared of the dark. So you need to have your hand held or be carried when walking some where dark.

19.) You forget to look both ways crossing the street a lot. So you need someone to hold your hand to keep you from walking in front of cars and look both ways for you.

20.) You are scared of thunderstorms. So you need someone to hold you and cuddle you until the storm is over.

21.) You love stuffies and toys so much you would buy the whole toy department if you had enough money. So you need someone to tell you no you have enough toys or limit you to 1 toy.

22.) You do not like bedtime. So you need to someone to enforce it and help you get ready for bed.

23.) You can not reach things high up. So you need someone tall to grab them for you.

24.) You are a sleepy and grumpies in the morning. So you need someone to make sure you wake up in time for work or class, and give you good morning kisses to put you in a good mood to start your day.

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

🌸 so eager to learn your rules and commands or hand signs, so they do everything to learn and remember them really quick to satisfy you

🌸 the proud look on their face when they’ve just obeyed an order, and you know they really did it to please you, to earn that pat on their head or a gentle kiss on their mouth

🌸 “please, I want to be spanked, master”

🌸 that hectic, truly sorry apology when they did something they shouldn’t have

🌸 doing everything and anything to satisfy you

🌸 w o r s h i p

🌸 no need for training them in every session or even punish them at all because they really try to behave as well as they can

🌸 you can focus on more important things like helping them to endure more pain or difficult ideas

🌸 when they misbehave, you can enjoy that punishment so much and really let out your inner sadist because it just doesn’t happen as often

🌸 begging to be allowed to make you cum

🌸 begging to be allowed to cum themselves

🌸 “thank you so much for…”

🌸 doing the most humiliating things when you order them to, without any hesitation

🌸 rewarding them feels so good because you know they really, really want to be good and try their very hardest not to do anything to displease you

🌸 “Have I been naughty?” + a very honest look of discontentment on their face

🌸 you can literally reward them all the time because they’re so so so good

🌸 they love kneeling in front of you, it’s their greatest pleasure

🌸 the smile on their face when you give them a cute nickname (“yes, master, I’m good, I want to be good just for you”)

🌸 so fixated on you

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.