The Heartographer!

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Trapple 😢

I got one of those cute little grocery store orchids and then I took off the wrap holding it together 😰

Happy new year 🎉

No it totally fits, see?

A better-styled shot. (Not sure of final config.)

Clock unboxed.

Some of my favorite parts of Notre-Dame are the throwaway details. (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris)

Quit screwing around kids

The d'Orsay is the only place I've seen to officially ban selfie sticks. They're becoming a real problem. (at Musée d'Orsay (officiel))

We need more cheese-based main courses in the USA

Unoriginal but still fun :) (at Tour Eiffel)

There's no real translation of "parmentier de canard et cêpes" but omg omg omg calories yummmm 💀🇫🇷 (at RUC Paris)

"A minority" haaaaa (at Berrington Hall)

PATITUR QUI VINCIIT; guess your best translation!

Didn't realize there were ibeces overhead (at Berrington Hall)

Ridiculously idyllic (at Berrington Hall)