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i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh