The Head Professor PhD

I’m The Head Professor PhD and I’m on a quest to teach these hoes how to suck a dick correct. I’m so dedicated to this mission, that I volunteer my own time and dick and let my pupils practice on me. I then send them off into the world to master the skills that I’ve taught them.

Here are three free lessons for my female followers:

1. Buy this shit here (product shown above) so you can throat a nigga down and get your tonsils assaulted the way they are supposed to be.

2. Any man will tell you that we are visual creatures. This being the case, always wear lip gloss when youre slurping a nigga up (The brighter and shinier the better). Nobody wanna see your crusty ass dry ass blunt burned lips on his pipe, you big dummy.

3. It seem like you can’t make that nigga nut without suckin em up for 45 minutes straight? It’s because men are also auditory creatures. The more gurglin, gaggin, moanin, and begging you do the easier you will make him nut.

Spit, Sounds, Suction, Tongue Action, Tonsil checking, Throat Stuffing, and Lip Flex flexin all inclusive

ATL were y’all at.