Jack ALMOST remembered my name

Today will be the day I get Jack to notice me! 

I feel like.....someone....is talking about me.

Today is the day that Jack falls in love with me! I can just feel it!

*Nakayama muse sobs in the distance*

Sooooo yeah, in an effort to make something more dangerous than it has the right to be. I was mixing a bunch of Pandoran flora and fauna together....andmaybeatinsyweensybitoferidium.... What I got was a creature of doom and terror! It was beautiful...and also blood thirsty and the only reason I'm not dead is because it recognized me as its creator! Actually okay so it just went for the person that moved the most and since I was paralyzed in fear it moved past me and went for my fellow scientist. So of course I ran for the exit and shut the door. The exit was actually the closet and I hid in there until security came in and killed it.

May or may not have accidentally set fire to the labs again. It may or may not have involved a certain plant from Pandora. Oh god I hope Jack doesn't find out!

Lab is totes clean now and even better news than that, Jack actually seemed to like the killer plants!

I think I was getting somewhere with the plants. I mean despite almost becoming killer plant food they did look gorgeous and something Jack might reeeaaallly appreciate...just gotta...make them less dangerous?

Okay so the not killer plants may have ran rampant a little longer then they should have because I was in line to get the newest Handsome Jack merchandise