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intothedreamverse

White Nights, Fyodor Dostoevsky

lopsidedspecs

BG3 art dump⭐️

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Original source: s_kinnaly

(Thanks @felinalain for finding the source!)

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this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

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"The Pale Elf"

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Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean - Every Single 'Okey-Dokey!' Fallout (2024)

ladiemars

okey dokey 👍

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andiree

Baby, why don’t you come over…

valtsv

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

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vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

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vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

valtsv

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

bluewithpurplepolkadots

@thatdoodlebug

amysnotdeadyet

@stjohnstarling

tomjoneslocker-deactivated20150

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

stalinistgothic

lift that man off the ground

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ornistheavianfiend

the-ryan-oceros

CUZ ITS FUN! TO! SWING! A! HU-MAN!

the-tired-tenor

It’s him. The sultan of swing

animentality

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

gooseinsoup

pool of reflection

shoutout to my pookie @heoyke

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