Simmons in the Streets, Tucker in the Sheets

The poll is currently at 57 votes. AMAZING.

look, do i think Kaikaina and Tucker ever got over that hurdle of him literally nuking her romantic feelings? not really. do i think they're Good Friends with Great Benefits? hell yeah! i also very firmly believe that Tucker, the first time he actually gets her clothes off, is like, "holy shit, you have stretch marks??" but before Kaikaina can summon the rage of ten thousand women and punt him into the fuckin atmosphere (because god knows she's heard this Too Many Times) he takes off his own shirt to very proudly show off the stretch marks he got from Junior, "dude, we match! we're matching, Kai, look! oh my god, that's awesome!" and his earnest appreciation of her body does, much to Kaikaina's despair, make this incredibly frustrating moron that much more fuckable.

Wash: I was arguing with Tucker and Caboose yelled “two christmasses!” from the kitchen

Carolina drinks juice and milk right out of the carton. Usually, it's her own juice and milk, so big deal, she can do that... but also she'll do it right in front of Simmons. He knows that it isn't the "communal milk". He still hates seeing it. She knows he hates it. He knows she's doing this on purpose just to get on his nerves. He also knows that SHE knows he can't do jack or squat about it, because if he gets too upitty, she can basically just flick him, and he'll fly across the room. Simmons isn't afraid of her like he used to be, so there is the POSSIBILITY that he might finally snap... but until then, there's just this intense and silent glaring contest between them