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Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

The past several days have taught me that a lot of people think "vetting" a candidate means asking them if they've got any problems and just believing them when they say no.

And that actually investigating is evil persecution and that if a candidate is racist coded enough Republicans whose literal job is smear campaigns won't bother looking for smear fodder

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

One time on a beautiful sunny day I was sitting next to a man in an ice cafe and he got a call and answered with "so sorry, I can't come, I'm at a funeral right now :(" then turned to me and winked.

The Jews to all the antisemites who tried to get rid of us:

My body is not a temple, closest thing it's that little all-faith prayer room that they've got at airports. Sure it's small and shitty and does not even compare to anything proper, but as it currently is the only option available, best just shrug and go "fuck it, that'll have to do."

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Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. u can accept and reckon w both dimensions in ur analysis