Make a Wish

let’s take a moment to consider that they actually took the time to answer these questions so they could stay friends with jimmy

This is exactly how physics does not work.

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

im sorry, WHAT?!

Every time I thought it was finished, it wasn’t

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

great defense bro

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

this video is the visual definition of hubris

news is important

Hey look a seahorse

‘i’ll just have one more scoop’

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

STEP 1) GET THAT $$ STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$  STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE STEP 5) RELAX

r u a dragon?

STEP 6) DRAGON