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@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

😭😭😭 Mr bobert. No don't worry, I wouldn't do that, sorry haha- maybe that really sounded weird..

Is there an action figure??? Tell me there's an action figure. I want to collect you.

Shelf friends. Aww look it your little boots. And Very Serious eyebrows.

I'm pretty sure a buncha people thought it was hot when I - or, comic Spider-Man - was a host for Venom.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

😭😭😭 Mr bobert. No don't worry, I wouldn't do that, sorry haha- maybe that really sounded weird..

Is there an action figure??? Tell me there's an action figure. I want to collect you.

Shelf friends. Aww look it your little boots. And Very Serious eyebrows.

I'm pretty sure a buncha people thought it was hot when I - or, comic Spider-Man - was a host for Venom.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

😭😭😭 Mr bobert. No don't worry, I wouldn't do that, sorry haha- maybe that really sounded weird..

Is there an action figure??? Tell me there's an action figure. I want to collect you.

Shelf friends. Aww look it your little boots. And Very Serious eyebrows.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

I have tranq darts. Don't make me use them.

Wise decision.

If I said yes to any of those I doubt you'd do it.

I have super hearing, you know.

... I don't know how many I have to take my body neutralizes most medicines and poisons.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

I have tranq darts. Don't make me use them.

Wise decision.

If I said yes to any of those I doubt you'd do it.

I have super hearing, you know.

... I don't know how many I have to take my body neutralizes most medicines and poisons.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

😭😭😭 Mr bobert. No don't worry, I wouldn't do that, sorry haha- maybe that really sounded weird..

Is there an action figure??? Tell me there's an action figure. I want to collect you.

Shelf friends. Aww look it your little boots. And Very Serious eyebrows.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

😭😭😭 Mr bobert. No don't worry, I wouldn't do that, sorry haha- maybe that really sounded weird..

Is there an action figure??? Tell me there's an action figure. I want to collect you.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

I have tranq darts. Don't make me use them.

Wise decision.

If I said yes to any of those I doubt you'd do it.

I have super hearing, you know.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

"You'll get me?" That sounds uncharacteristically nefarious, Mr. Bobert. Better not shrink me down to Lego size for your collection.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

I have tranq darts. Don't make me use them.

Wise decision.

@the-ultimate-insanity why are you pocket sized ??

OH YES tiny me :)

This is what I'm talking about when I say we're all fictional characters in another universe...Did you know there's Lego me? And Mayday???

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

I have tranq darts. Don't make me use them.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.

If I died I'd be doing everyone else a favour.

Norman. I have zero affection for you but you need to sleep. For everyone's benefit.

You don't have to fix it alone. You have people helping you. Tony, Daredevil, your Spider-Man. Me.