It's been a rough...month? Week? Year? I dunno. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and quit the heroing gig completely but nope. Still here, kicking ass and taking naps whenever I can.
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MDNI. Minors can turn around and head back to @spidey-dad right now. ((ooc: Adults rping as kids can talk to him either place. Anyone not wanting to see nsfw can chat over there too.))
Ex-ex-husband of @mj-watson-parker
Mofuggin ENGAGED to @d-adpool !!! Also he's my heartmate.
Venom is now with @eddie-vee-4ever
More below the break.
((Feel free to DM or just send/tag in a starter. There's a Lore Masterpost but places folks might meet Peter include the Columbia campus or on patrol in Manhattan. Please don't show up or anon magic anything to do with Peter's house without asking the mun.
Don't feel like you're interrupting the plot! It's always crazy like this.))
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About:
He/him, bi, poly
Old af. 30 was a while ago, then the math got hard to remember
Part-time Spider-Man, full time parent
Earth 616 original recipe (spider sense, super strength and super healing included)
Ok not completely original. I've had some fuckery happen that apparently isn't "cannon" or whatever. My Harry is alive, I've died and gone to hell and back, and I have organic webbing now?
In an on-again off-again marriage w the beautiful and talented MJ Watson-Parker. And an engagement to my heartmate, Wade.
ooc: blog moderated by @harrowitzer but you may also know me from my spidey pool blog @bunsofhoney . See all my rp blogs here. Mun is late 30s, they/them, PST timezone. Asks, rbs, and submissions are welcome! DM for boundary talk before anything physical (including fights) or for showing up at Peter's house. DMs open to plot and chat, not rp.
This blog is a safe space for monsterfuckers, kinksters, and age regressors. If you don't like that DNI. I'm ship-and-let-ship but I don't ship Peter with characters who are minors.
Tags to block: when things get too spicy for you, you might wanna block #suggestive, #nsfw, #ageplay, #watersports, #knifeplay, #blood, #gore, #vore, #violence, #cnc. Peter has a deep dark secret blog where some of the kinkiest stuff goes but this blog does see action.
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"Emerson, he... He died, but it's okay, I'm going to fix it. As soon as I find Frank. He stole his body. Asshole of the year award goes straight to him."
"Ok, well, just brainstorming a little, but I do know at least one person who's been successfully resurrected. Me. But that required going to Hell. I kinda don't think your kid would be there..."
"Hmmm..." Peter rubs his beard in thought. "What about a medium? If his...soul, or whatever, is still around, maybe you could talk to him? I don't know if that would help."
"Emerson, he... He died, but it's okay, I'm going to fix it. As soon as I find Frank. He stole his body. Asshole of the year award goes straight to him."
"Ok, well, just brainstorming a little, but I do know at least one person who's been successfully resurrected. Me. But that required going to Hell. I kinda don't think your kid would be there..."
"Hmmm..." Peter rubs his beard in thought. "What about a medium? If his...soul, or whatever, is still around, maybe you could talk to him? I don't know if that would help."
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"Emerson, he... He died, but it's okay, I'm going to fix it. As soon as I find Frank. He stole his body. Asshole of the year award goes straight to him."
"Ok, well, just brainstorming a little, but I do know at least one person who's been successfully resurrected. Me. But that required going to Hell. I kinda don't think your kid would be there..."
"Emerson, he... He died, but it's okay, I'm going to fix it. As soon as I find Frank. He stole his body. Asshole of the year award goes straight to him."
Fully rooting for you and your ponysona. I'm picturing a red Earth pony with brown mane and the scruff of course. Your cutie mark would be a spider but like a cute spider. Like Lucas the Spider. Wade would an alicorn because of the immortality thing. Like he was born a pegasus but the horn popped out during the experiments.
I don't know what any of this means. @justbob-notbobby and @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer I need translation services
Actually I think your cutie mark shouldnt be a Spider. I see there being an element with a spider or like your cutie mark getting covered by the web after getting bitten but idk. Just not the biggest fan of giving superheroes cutie marks connected strictly to their hero persona/powers
But it might be too hot for me to make sense. I'll wate for the other opinion 🙏
BUT ALSO HELL YEAH WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT IM SO EXCITED
Hmm. I guess the other thing that's kinda important to me is science. It could be a beaker. (I don't do chemistry but idk how to make a cutie mark for theoretical physics)
Well I can't draw for beans but the idea of you two hanging out as ponies won't get out of my head so here's your ponysonas from my brain that won't let things go.
@bstandsforbabydaddy I can't draw science beakers even more than I can't draw ponies, but I agree with Bob that a beaker with a spider web is the cutest idea in existence. Also you have giant eyebrows. It's funny.
@justbob-notbobby I gave you dark appaloosa spots like Princess Luna, and your cutie mark is an expanding star/sun. Also your curly hair is adorable and fun to try to draw. Also I think you should have floppy ears.
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I would say, watch out for needles and sharps, make sure you're up to date on tetanus shots. You might want a blanket or kneepads. You wanna stick with mostly-clothed doggy, don't try to get too naked.
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