It's been a rough...month? Week? Year? I dunno. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and quit the heroing gig completely but nope. Still here, kicking ass and taking naps whenever I can.
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MDNI. Minors can turn around and head back to @spidey-dad right now. ((ooc: Adults rping as kids can talk to him either place. Anyone not wanting to see nsfw can chat over there too.))
Ex-ex-husband of @mj-watson-parker
Mofuggin ENGAGED to @d-adpool !!! Also he's my heartmate.
Venom is now with @eddie-vee-4ever
More below the break.
((Feel free to DM or just send/tag in a starter. There's a Lore Masterpost but places folks might meet Peter include the Columbia campus or on patrol in Manhattan. Please don't show up or anon magic anything to do with Peter's house without asking the mun.
Don't feel like you're interrupting the plot! It's always crazy like this.))
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About:
He/him, bi, poly
Old af. 30 was a while ago, then the math got hard to remember
Part-time Spider-Man, full time parent
Earth 616 original recipe (spider sense, super strength and super healing included)
Ok not completely original. I've had some fuckery happen that apparently isn't "cannon" or whatever. My Harry is alive, I've died and gone to hell and back, and I have organic webbing now?
In an on-again off-again marriage w the beautiful and talented MJ Watson-Parker. And an engagement to my heartmate, Wade.
ooc: blog moderated by @harrowitzer but you may also know me from my spidey pool blog @bunsofhoney . See all my rp blogs here. Mun is late 30s, they/them, PST timezone. Asks, rbs, and submissions are welcome! DM for boundary talk before anything physical (including fights) or for showing up at Peter's house. DMs open to plot and chat, not rp.
This blog is a safe space for monsterfuckers, kinksters, and age regressors. If you don't like that DNI. I'm ship-and-let-ship but I don't ship Peter with characters who are minors.
Tags to block: when things get too spicy for you, you might wanna block #suggestive, #nsfw, #ageplay, #watersports, #knifeplay, #blood, #gore, #vore, #violence, #cnc. Peter has a deep dark secret blog where some of the kinkiest stuff goes but this blog does see action.
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"I don't know that cheetos are strictly the best thing for energy. I got a Monster and a Lunchable in my bag though if you want them." Holding on tighter to him, shaking with nerves, hiding her face in his neck so she doesnt have to see the street whip passed them.
"I'm fine, but thanks for your concern. Hey- you ok back there? Need a break?" He has to yell over the traffic, a bus just honked below them as a taxi nearly swerved into them. "Freakin New York drivers, man..."
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Peter is lurking outside Karen's window, peering down from above. He thinks he can see her moving around in there. It sure is a mess.
He's been distracted, but Karen sure got his attention by attacking his wife. And threatening her...his blood is boiling from hearing about it.
He sent a text to Matt for a team up but he'll go in alone if he has to...
(( @bstandsforbabydaddy and npt for @verygoodlawyer ))
Karen's apartment window has a spiderweb crack from something that was thrown at some point and hit the glass, but the disheveled interior is visible within.
Karen is inside. One wall of the living room has been cleared of decor and instead has random papers and photos tacked all over, with notes scribbled and arrows highlighting key components. Karen paces in front of the display, back and forth, shoulders tight, like a tiger in a too small cage.
Peter takes the opportunity to quietly slide the window open and slip inside. He crawls along the ceiling, keeping to the shadows where he can, waiting for them to enter the apartment before he engages. He'd rather cut off her points of exit first.
Peter crawls up behind Karen, getting poised to drop down. He pulls one of the syringes out of the pouch at his waist, but another falls out while he's fumbling. With a quick thwip, he shoots a web and catches it right before it clatters on the ground. He curses silently, hoping that Matt can keep up the distraction before Karen turns around.
There's no noise, but there's something that makes the hairs on the back of Karen's neck stand up. A shift in the air of the room, maybe. She suddenly whirls around, putting Matt directly behind her as she sees the costumed hero in her apartment.
"YOU," she practically growls. She reaches for the necklace around her neck.
As soon as Matt gets ahold of Karen's arm, Peter flips down and grabs her wrist, then quickly jabs her in the neck with the syringe. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done, emptying before he can answer.
"Yeah, I got this thing about goblins. And I want my friend back."
Peter is lurking outside Karen's window, peering down from above. He thinks he can see her moving around in there. It sure is a mess.
He's been distracted, but Karen sure got his attention by attacking his wife. And threatening her...his blood is boiling from hearing about it.
He sent a text to Matt for a team up but he'll go in alone if he has to...
(( @bstandsforbabydaddy and npt for @verygoodlawyer ))
Karen's apartment window has a spiderweb crack from something that was thrown at some point and hit the glass, but the disheveled interior is visible within.
Karen is inside. One wall of the living room has been cleared of decor and instead has random papers and photos tacked all over, with notes scribbled and arrows highlighting key components. Karen paces in front of the display, back and forth, shoulders tight, like a tiger in a too small cage.
Peter takes the opportunity to quietly slide the window open and slip inside. He crawls along the ceiling, keeping to the shadows where he can, waiting for them to enter the apartment before he engages. He'd rather cut off her points of exit first.
Peter crawls up behind Karen, getting poised to drop down. He pulls one of the syringes out of the pouch at his waist, but another falls out while he's fumbling. With a quick thwip, he shoots a web and catches it right before it clatters on the ground. He curses silently, hoping that Matt can keep up the distraction before Karen turns around.
There's no noise, but there's something that makes the hairs on the back of Karen's neck stand up. A shift in the air of the room, maybe. She suddenly whirls around, putting Matt directly behind her as she sees the costumed hero in her apartment.
"YOU," she practically growls. She reaches for the necklace around her neck.
As soon as Matt gets ahold of Karen's arm, Peter flips down and grabs her wrist, then quickly jabs her in the neck with the syringe. It's not pretty, but it gets the job done, emptying before he can answer.
"Yeah, I got this thing about goblins. And I want my friend back."
I know it's a ridiculous amount of money and I shouldn't have it. So I want to donate the majority of it while remaining comfortable. Actually helping people.
I already got punched in the face over this today. I want to make sure I get it right.
... John punched me; he's not very Christ-like, so he'd probably find that funny.
Well, I'm trying to offload millions of dollars, so starting with the impoverished seems like a good place to start. Addiction and rehabilitation, obviously, mental health, LGBT causes...
I was given some ideas at the press conference earlier, too.
Hmm. I don't think I'd try to start a new program, if it's only a one-time gift and not an endowment or trust or something. You could invest in some community programs that already do that kind of work, like street outreach and shelters.
If you did set up a trust it would have a little more sustainability, though.
It's long-term. I'm trying to give away the majority of my wealth. I don't want to be in the billionaire class anymore, we both know I use money frivolously and weaponize my wealth.
The goal is to live comfortably but have my wealth redirected as I earn it so I'm not rich.
Well if it's long term, and you're going to keep investing, what about Osborn Community Centers? Free counseling, continuing education classes, daycare for neighborhood kids. You could set them up all across the tri-state area.
Yeah, you definitely have enough connections to start up massive building projects all over the place.
You probably want a board of directors to make most of the decisions though. All the minutiae. You don't need to be in charge, just hire people who know what they're doing.
I know it's a ridiculous amount of money and I shouldn't have it. So I want to donate the majority of it while remaining comfortable. Actually helping people.
I already got punched in the face over this today. I want to make sure I get it right.
... John punched me; he's not very Christ-like, so he'd probably find that funny.
Well, I'm trying to offload millions of dollars, so starting with the impoverished seems like a good place to start. Addiction and rehabilitation, obviously, mental health, LGBT causes...
I was given some ideas at the press conference earlier, too.
Hmm. I don't think I'd try to start a new program, if it's only a one-time gift and not an endowment or trust or something. You could invest in some community programs that already do that kind of work, like street outreach and shelters.
If you did set up a trust it would have a little more sustainability, though.
It's long-term. I'm trying to give away the majority of my wealth. I don't want to be in the billionaire class anymore, we both know I use money frivolously and weaponize my wealth.
The goal is to live comfortably but have my wealth redirected as I earn it so I'm not rich.
Well if it's long term, and you're going to keep investing, what about Osborn Community Centers? Free counseling, continuing education classes, daycare for neighborhood kids. You could set them up all across the tri-state area.
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I know it's a ridiculous amount of money and I shouldn't have it. So I want to donate the majority of it while remaining comfortable. Actually helping people.
I already got punched in the face over this today. I want to make sure I get it right.
... John punched me; he's not very Christ-like, so he'd probably find that funny.
Well, I'm trying to offload millions of dollars, so starting with the impoverished seems like a good place to start. Addiction and rehabilitation, obviously, mental health, LGBT causes...
I was given some ideas at the press conference earlier, too.
Hmm. I don't think I'd try to start a new program, if it's only a one-time gift and not an endowment or trust or something. You could invest in some community programs that already do that kind of work, like street outreach and shelters.
If you did set up a trust it would have a little more sustainability, though.
No I mean I get it. They grow up so fast. It's a mixed bag, Mayday isn't a cute little rolly bun anymore but now she has thoughts and opinions and I get to see her grow into her own person.
Yeah but some day you'll get to play with her and hear her opinions on things like favorite pony and whether she wants tomatoes in her tacos and let her dress herself in cowboy boots and tutus.
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