BOB THE BUILDER

Just the other day I was thinking how cool it is I'm a year clean..... Not anymore apparently....that counts a comedy I guess..

I should probably change my bio.. im more of a joiner than a carpenter..

i have a habit of walking on my tip toes, not because of the autism but because i walk around barefooted and id rather not get the heels of my feet dirty

I'm so fucking gay, get this adorable fucker out of my head now

Laying on the floor on the floor can be enjoyable.. may just be my back problems

It was never a good hangout if you and homeboy didn't bark at eachother at some point

I crave such weird things why am I craving milk

Fuck I've been getting too strong and now I've been nerfed with a overworked wrist

Love when I wake from a nap and my leg decides it's hates me...so it just dies

You'll never catch me using a hairdryer, blow drying my hair makes me look like a member of the beetles