thefishflight

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

I'm not proud of it, but I am lower than a dog for how I reacted to this vid

The capybara is out

"The lady with the unicorn. Taste"

Happy Tudor Pig Tuesday

capybara

"That's a guineabig"...

alla mingalёva

marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it

This is taken from a collection of contemporary queer Irish poetry called Queering the Green, which has some truly wonderful work in it and is available from The Lifeboat Press (currently sold out but hopefully available again soon if you're interested).

Hourly Comic (Or "The Way Life's Meant To Be")

where's that florence welch quote about promising to keep your walls plain but the longer you live there things just start going up ....

Boxall House, Lewes, England (via inigo)

Optical Illusion Paintings by Rob Gonsalves