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Crips for eSims

MARK : (reading) "looking good in-" MARK : thank you. thank you very much.

MARK : guys, let's just calm down, and uh, get the forgiveness going. SEÁN : fu- wait, wait! how about we all just f- find the crux of the problem of what just happened? MARK : yeah, yeah, yeah. no, we found it. wait, the hate, we're moving past the hate. we're- we're beyooond it now... SEÁN & BOB : (chuckling) WADE : oh really? so whenever the hate's not on wade, we move past it. MARK : look, wade, it- it- it- all of your past faults are now forgiven. WADE : what past faults?! SEÁN : wait, wait, wait, let's not, uh... MARK : clean slate. cleeaan slate. WADE : i will not take that! BOB : what you did to us, wade, is totally forgiven. MARK : cleeeaaan slate! WADE : excuse the fuck out of me- WHAT?!

BOB : oh my god, just fuckin' murdering. MARK : sorry, i had to clear a whole bunch in a row. BOB : mark's sitting here just pounding heads, and we're just- MARK : gyahhh!!! BOB : -jerking around, watching wade do nothing. SEÁN : hey! we poundin' heads! this game's fuckin' easy! BOB : oh, bro, i pound head every night, you know what i do. but- MARK & SEÁN : (laughing) BOB : mark- mark's repping hardcore, y'know? SEÁN : (chuckling) "i pound head every night."

SEÁN : uhhh, bob? MARK : well, that doesn't sound good. BOB : it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. everything's fine. don't worry about it, it's fine. (inhales) i wasn't worried, i was- i'm- that's just me being so relaxed i could barely handle it; it's fine! MARK : dude, i love that now all of you have reached the level of confidence to be like, "it's fine, it's fine!" boof, byagh! (laughing) SEÁN : (laughing) WADE : yep. BOB : (laughing) there's like four of them alerted and it's like, "it's fine! it's fine! gimme a minute! it... i got this!"

SEÁN : (chuckling) i love the screams of some of them. (imitating monster's scream) MARK : i mean, what sound are you gonna make when you get your brain caved in by a- a makeshift sledgehammer? BOB : "ah, my brain!" MARK : (laughing) SEÁN : that true. "d'ah, my goods!"

SEÁN : you got it, mr. 50-hours! MARK : look, man. i may be a god and handsome to match, but... SEÁN : (wheezing) uh, no one said that. MARK : even i have limitations- WADE : no one said any of those things. MARK : even i have limitations, and my HUGE muscly body, glorious luscious hair- SEÁN : i didn't even think of that. WADE : even after hearing it my ears can't comprehend what you've just tried to say. SEÁN : my- my ears heard it, but my brain denies it. MARK : i am still a human! despite all my perfections. SEÁN, BOB & WADE : (chuckling)

BOB : mark? SEÁN : you being a stinky bumbum? MARK : NO!

MARK : just be careful, guys. SEÁN : (scoffing) careful schmareful... MARK : look, once you get past fifty hours, you start to get a feeling about things.

SEÁN : die, you long-legged... MARK : long-legged, big-assed, huge-lipped, buxom beauty, ooh. my, my, my... SEÁN : (chuckling) damn, she thicc though! MARK : yes, she is. and he is! and they are! SEÁN : they all are!

WADE : well, the fun's over. SEÁN : wait, that was fun? BOB : yeah, that was the best part. WADE : compared to what's next... BOB : did you not enjoy that? if you didn't enjoy that, this is not gonna go well. MARK : (mumbling) dude, that was great... SEÁN : no, i enjoy pain and misery! BOB : oh, okay! you're gonna love this! WADE : no, yeah, you're gonna love what's next! MARK : great, yeah, you're gonna love this!

MARK : 'ight, can you see? WADE : not anymore... MARK : 'ight, cool. SEÁN : sorry, i got my teeth whitened recently. MARK, BOB & WADE : (chuckling)

SEÁN : even with my liability, we managed to do that! BOB : (giggling) MARK : well done, everybody. SEÁN : i'm proud of every one of- BOB : it was- it was fiiine, it was good, that was a good one. MARK : w- w- well, you- yeah, you did great, uh, especially considering the- like, how… not a lot of time you put in, but also, you started out great… and then you… got worse over the course of a level. SEÁN : yeah, i don't know what happened! MARK & BOB : (giggling)

BOB : oh my god. i just got- somebody just shared my stream and it said "muyskerm, markiplier and A FEW OTHERS are streaming." MARK : hahahahahaha! SEÁN : wowww... BOB : guess who's- guess who's a top-liner now! formerly a- of "& friends incorporated", now i'm a- WADE : haha, i'm still not included! BOB : now i'm a named one. SEÁN : i'm a- i'm "a few people"... BOB : how's it- how's it taste, "others"? WADE : yeah, they actually meant seán as "a few", they didn't even mean me, not with that one... (chuckling) BOB : (chuckling) WADE : i'm really glad all three of you are here, seán. SEÁN : hey, i'm just a few people, dude.

MARK : i've been- i've been getting really good at hearing, uh... like, distinct voices... in the darkness. SEÁN : (chuffing) dude, go outside! MARK : NOOO!!!!!!

BOB : disgusting, mutated creatures are h- are people too, okay? MARK : well... SEÁN : yeah! WADE : yeah! i'm people too! heh... BOB : you did this, wade. you did this to yourself. WADE : i know, it was supposed to be funny, and then no one laughed, so now it's just sad. SEÁN : yeah, 'cause you made a mockery of yourself, and we don't like that. we're your friends! WADE : (chuckling) oh, only you guys can make fun... BOB : we would NEVER make fun of you, okay? we're here to support you, we're here getting your back, and you're just tearing yourself down. MARK : yeah, wade. SEÁN : you're just self-flagellating every time. WADE : i'm tearing my family apart! BOB : you're tearing yourself apart, lisa.