Avery, film enthusiast and noted person with a computer and an internet connection, has created this blog in the hopes that she will share her thoughts on film to the fine upstanding people of the web on a semi regular basis. Good luck to her.
âI waited so long, and now I taste jasmine on my tongue, and I feel so proud to be alive - and I feel so proud when the reckoning arrives.â
-âHeretic Prideâ by The Mountain Goats
In celebration of National Coming Out Day, I share a music video I shot on my iPhone at NYC Pride this year and edited with a free trial of Premiere. It follows someone who, with all the terrible things going on in the world and with how commercialized pride has become, feels very hesitant to attend the parade, but brings themself to it anyway to discover that joy and love and passion and activism can still be found when we congregate. I know this isnât exactly what John Darnielle was writing about in his wonderful song, but itâs what I began to hear, and Iâm proud to have completed this imperfect little project.Â
Happy Coming Out Day. To those already out: thank you for your inspiration and for paving the way. To those coming out: we welcome you and we are so proud of you. To those not yet ready or able to come out: we love you and weâre here for you - take all the time you need.
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My sister and I went to see Baywatch on Memorial Day. It was fine, honestly, Iâll probably never think about it again in my god-damn-life, but it did the job well enough at the time. Much morâŚ
Coming out narratives on television often strike the same notes â on a very special episode of hourlong dramedy, a somber-faced young person quietly admits, âIâmâŚgay.ââŚ
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Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes Isnât the Female Brokeback Mountain - Itâs the Female Maurice (1987) dir. James Ivory
Confession time: I have been a very Bad Gay. In the eleven years since itâs been released, I have never seen Brokeback Mountain. There was a time that it was available on Netflix, but back then I shared my account with my family, and if I watched it they would surely see that IÂ âRecently Watchedâ it and immediately suspect that I watched it for...Gay Reasons. I was paranoid. Now Iâm out and obnoxious about it but itâs no longer on Netflix. Whatâs a gay to do? Regardless, I know enough about it that I can safely say despite some similarities (being Gay Oscar Bait), it isnât as analogous to recent lesbian drama Carol as I have seen suggested. If youâre looking for a male equivalent (not that we precisely need more sad gay white boys in our lives), please allow me the honor of introducing you to the sadly underappreciated 1987 Merchant-Ivory picture Maurice. (Thatâs the whole movie on YouTube, by the way. Have at it.) Below, I talk about the importance of queer stories being told by queer people, why tragic endings arenât necessarily more realistic than happy ones, and how appreciative I am that theyâre lesbians, Harold.
All three films are adaptations with literary sources but the commonalities and differences in those sources can tell an interesting tale. Brokeback Mountain was originally written as a short story in 1997 by apparently straight female author Annie Proulx. She has since expressed distaste for how her work, with its tragic ending, has been received. Claiming her readers have âpowerful fantasy livesâ and âhave decided that the story should have had a happy endingâ, she insists that her story was âabout homophobiaâ and any attempts to rewrite or imagine a better life for her surviving characters is in appropriate. âThey belong to [her] by law.â I understand being protective of oneâs work and oneâs characters. The issue of fanfiction writing has been controversial and complicated, though from where I stand artists have always created works based on preexisting works, whether itâs Shakespeare deriving Romeo & Juliet from the myth of Pyramus & Thisbe, Leonardo Da Vinci painting scenes from the Bible, or a fifteen year old girl writing novel-length stories about Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson being in love.
I personally reject the notion that a story about homophobia must end with the death of a gay person. Is it still 1961, the year that saw the release of The Childrenâs Hour, where we came so close to a romance between Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine, but unfortunately 55 years ago a woman on the silver screen couldnât realize she was a lesbian without immediately killing herself? Then again, this relies on the also questionable notion that a story about queer people must include dealing with homophobia at all. I donât know a queer person who hasnât dealt with homophobia once in their lives, but most of us know that it is possible for us to find loving relationships and âhappy endingsâ such as one can find in real life. It would be nice, today, to be able to see ourselves represented in a world in which homophobia is not a part of our daily lives - just as it would have been nice, in the past, for our queer ancestors to have seen themselves represented in a world in which they donât tragically die before their time.Â
Suffice it to say, Iâm not incredibly amused with Proulx and her aggravation at queer people for loving her characters and wishing the best for their futures. Some people canât seem to imagine queer people of the past doing anything other than living lies and dying tragically, rejected by all those around them. (Hey, Julian Fellowes - I just saw the penultimate episode of Downton Abbey. Fuck you. Iâm writing the shit out of Thomas leaving his job and having a million boyfriends, what are you gonna do about it?) Tragedy is something weâve been forced to expect in our lives for too long. We want a little happiness for ourselves.
Compare, then, the origins of Carol and Maurice. Both films find their basis in controversial novels written in the era in which they are set. The Price of Salt was written by queer author Patricia Highsmith in 1951, the story an amalgamation of her own experiences, seeing and being enamored by a blonde woman in a mink coat in the department store where she worked, and those of her former lover, Virginia Kent Catherwood, whose lesbianism lost her her child in a custody battle. Due to these themes and a happy ending for queer women, it was a hard sell to the publishers and in 1952 it was finally released, but without Highsmithâs name attached so as to protect her identity.Â
Maurice had a similarly complicated writing and publishing history. Gay author E.M. Forster, better known for such work as Howardâs End and A Room With a View, wrote his novel from 1913-1914. He was inspired by a visit to the home of his friends, gay activist couple Edward Carpenter and George Merrill, who came from different class backgrounds but formed a lifelong relationship despite those differences. Apparently, there was a note found on the manuscript of the finished Maurice novel that read âPublishable, but worth it?â Ultimately, the answer to that question turned out to be âNo,â and due to its explicit themes and happy ending, Maurice was not published until 1971, after E.M. Forsterâs death.
The writers of these filmsâ source material are not the only queer persons at hand in their creation. I want to preface with the fact that I would never speak ill of director Ang Lee (Sense and Sensibility? Life of Pi? Thank you, sir), and again, without seeing Brokeback Mountain I canât really speak to this factor in great detail, but unlike Brokeback, the film adaptations of Carol and Maurice were both directed by gay men. James Ivory made nearly 40 films (several of them E.M. Forster adaptations) with his partner in film and in love, Ismail Merchant. Todd Haynes has produced a few less movies than that, though he is responsible for outrageous necessary viewing bisexual picture Velvet Goldmine - it is on Netflix so do yourself a favor and watch it immediately, preferably with another queer friend so you can look at each other in ecstatic disbelief every five minutes or as needed.
The importance of queer hands shaping queer films, from the writing stage to the guidance of the director to the performance of the actor, cannot be overstressed, in my opinion. I know Brokeback Mountain to have been highly praised, critically, and that its losing of the Best Picture Oscar is thought by many to have been an upset and a regrettable mistake. I feel comfortable in saying, as a queer person, that I think straight people have the ability to sensitively portray queer stories in their work and encourage them to continue to do so. However, they are portraying experiences that are not their own. And sure, Ridley Scott has never been to space but that doesnât stop him from making Alien or The Martian, and it shouldnât. But there are artists who have known the anxieties and the joys of experiencing non-normative romantic and sexual attraction and how that does and does not affect their lives as a whole. Both Forster and Highsmith wrote about people like themselves, and Iâd much rather hear what they have to say about homophobia in their time than hear what a straight woman in 1997 had to say about homophobia in 1963. Films with queer themes similarly benefit from featuring queer directors and producers behind the scenes.Â
Here Iâve gone on about the writing and the directing and I've barely discussed what the films are about aside from âultimately happy period gaysâ. Both films feature the meeting of persons who, despite having differences that should divide them and similarities that, in their time, should have made a relationship all but impossible, fall in love and commit their lives to one another. Carol Aird is an affluent socialite in the midst of her divorce who buys a train set for her daughter from Therese Belivet, a younger woman who works in a department store. Their difference in social standing is certainly evident in the film, though it is not as prominent an issue as it is for Maurice, a young stock broker who falls for Alec, the gamekeeper at his now-married ex-loverâs estate. In both films, the titular character must choose either to reject their identities and their beloved in order to retain their family and their social standing or sacrifice their attachment to other loved ones and the privileges of their rank in order to be with the person theyâve fallen in love with. In both films, they opt for the latter.
We view these as happy endings, but they are hardly fairy tales. Carol loses custody of her daughter; Maurice must choose the life of an outcast. They can be themselves, but choosing that life means losing what they had before. If you want to portray the injustice faced by queer people of the past, itâs quite sufficient to show that loving who you loved came at a cost, without that cost always being imminent death or a life full of constant suffering. Carol and Maurice are brave, strong people to leave their lives behind in favor of being true to themselves, but the times they lived in forced them to be brave and forced them into their impossible choices.Â
Their happy endings are complicated. I havenât yet read Patricia Highsmithâs novel but from what Iâve heard, it sounds like the title of The Price of Salt refers to just this dilemma for queer people in historically forbidding time periods. The phrase never appears in the novel, apparently, but the narration uses the word âsaltâ a few times as a metaphor. For one example, Therese fears that when a song she hears ends - a song that she associates with Carol - the world will lose its âsaltâ; the music is alive and without it the world is dead. It calls to mind the âsalt of the earthâ metaphor from the Sermon on the Mount: âYe are the salt of the earth: but if the salt has lost its savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of menâ. All this to say - I think The Price of Salt refers to the cost of living your life the way you want it, in this case, living out your queer identity which adds âsaltâ to your life, as opposed to the dull choice, for Therese, of marrying Richard, who she isnât attracted to. That would have been safe, but flavorless. She chooses salt, which comes at a price.
I do love these aspects of Carol and Maurice - I canât help but enjoy obstacles and drama, which make a happier ending so satisfying. But there is joy, on its own, in just reveling in that happy ending: the smile on Carolâs face as she sees Therese across the restaurant, come back to her and presumably ready to reunite and live together at last; the way Maurice and Alec embrace so tightly in the boathouse, Alec having decided not to leave England and in fact never to be parted from Maurice again. There is joy in Therese and Carolâs first kiss, in their first sexual encounter on New Yearâs Day; joy when Alec climbs the ladder into Mauriceâs bedroom and in their teasing talk in bed the next morning. Simple domesticity between same sex couples onscreen is such a relief and a pleasure to see, and I love these movies for representing that as well.
Now, to once again - as I have a bad habit of doing - clarify and more or less contradict the title of my article, Carol isnât really the female version of anything. It is absolutely its own story and doesnât need to be defined by its similarity to anything else. Itâs our very own period piece lesbian picture with beautiful cinematography and non-fetishized sex scenes and praise the lord, a happy ending. I love it, and I love Maurice, and I wanted to take this opportunity to make some people who might not be aware of it aware, as it has brought me all kinds of gay joy in my life. Queer women so often, though, have to turn to the stories of queer men to find comfort. All women and girls, from childhood, are expected to identify with male-lead stories, and from the day we picked up Harry Potter we did find ways to identify. Itâs the same expectation for any underrepresented group, from women to poc to the queer community and beyond, we must be able to identify with anyone and take what we can. Iâm grateful to Maurice for what validation and solace Iâve derived from it - but how wonderful it is, finding such a story in a similar vein, but this time, starring women who love women.
Todayâs Film Query: Why Am I So Excited About âHail, Caesar!â ?
Iâm flippinâ jazzed, is more what I am. Itâs been four months since the trailer was released for the Coen Brothersâ latest cinematic venture and at last, it is the eve of the Hail, Caesar!âs premiere date of February 5. I havenât been this excited to see an original film (non-sequel, non-prequel, non-adaptation...you get the idea) since The Grand Budapest Hotel came out two years ago. I love movies, but sometimes a film comes along that I anticipate, count down the weeks, pine for until the day finally arrives. So why do I pine for thee, Hail Caesar!? Let me dissect the ways. (Suffice it to say, this will be a very embarrassing post to look back on if I end up hating the movie! You never do know.)
1. Iâve got a hard on for movies about movies.
And by that phrasing I do mean to imply that itâs not the most academic of reasons. I think itâs probably true of a lot of film buffs, and just as literature lovers devour books about books (The Book Thief?) and Broadway fans adore theatre about theatre (The Producers won the most Tonyâs, ever), we love movies about movies. Singinâ in the Rain - set in Hollywood during the switch from silent to sound and the subsequent birth of the musical film - has remained one of the most popular and beloved movie musicals for over fifty years (and holds the #5 spot on the AFIâs top 100 list). I think what we love about self-referential media like that is the ability to enjoy our favorite medium on two levels - format and content. We get to live the experience of watching a film and at the same time receive a story about people making a film or listen to people talk about their love of film. You could say itâs not a recipe for the most immersive experience - if everyone is talking about movies the whole time you canât help but be aware that youâre watching one. But I donât think you go into a movie like this to forget that youâre going to the movies. Youâre going, I think, to celebrate your love for movies, so being aware that youâre there isnât really a drawback.
2. Itâs the Coen Brothers.
I havenât been able to figure these guys out. The Big Lebowski - fun nonsense stoner romp. True Grit - classic western adaptation. Inside Llewyn Davis - depressed 1960s folk singer odyssey. No Country For Old Men - drugs and violence and Javier Bardemâs hair. What are they about? I mean, I suppose not all directors are Martin Scorsese (terrible charismatic men do terrible illegal things but in the end the consequences arenât too bad!) or Wes Anderson (meticulous aesthetic; characters trying to cope with their own mediocrity; Owen Wilson is there) where they sort of have their niche. Not to say that having or not having that niche is an indicator of quality! I love Wes Anderson and I do not love Martin Scorsese. Iâm just saying I feel like I get what theyâre about - the Coen Brothers are kind of wildcards in my opinion. And that intrigues me. I want to explore their catalog a bit more, and what better way than with their newest feature?
3. Who doesnât love a good mystery?
As to the actual plot of the film, George Clooney is a prestigious, yet bumbling, lead actor making an important period picture when suddenly, he is kidnapped by a mysterious organization called âThe Futureâ! Hollywood fixer Josh Brolin has little time to get the studio out of this mess. Fellow actors Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson must use their talents to help bring him back. I want my movie going experience to be an adventure and Hail Caesar! certainly seems ready to give me one. Any film that can be described using the word âcaperâ sounds like a good time to me. The trailer even asks, âWondering whatâs going on?â as Clooney kind of shrugs a non-verbal âyesâ. Same, Clooney. Same.
4. âA Day in the Life...â
Thereâs something special to me about movies that confine their scope to a single day. Ferris Buellerâs Day Off, Dog Day Afternoon, Do the Right Thing, and 12 Angry Men all follow ordinary people on single extraordinary days of their lives. I mean, I also love The Shawshank Redemption, which drags a man through twenty years of wrongful imprisonment - that can be fun too. Itâs just appealing to think that one day can change your life, for better or worse, and I love watching that unfold on film. Iâd like to believe that Iâll wake up one day expecting the same old thing and suddenly Josh Brolin comes in, tells me to adopt a disguise, and sends me off on an adventure. Or something like that, Iâm not picky.Â
5. A cast of thousands! (Or at least a ton of famous faces.)
George Clooney! Scarlett Johansson! Josh Brolin! Tilda Swinton! Channing Tatum! Frances McDormand! Ralph Fiennes! I could go on. The Grand Budapest Hotel had this too - and coincidentally Tilda Swinton and Ralph Fiennes both starred in that star-packed picture. I think this works in combination with the period nature of both films: everyone is truly a character. Theyâve dressed up for the occasion and theyâre playing the director, theyâre playing the Gene Kelly type, theyâre playing the Hollywood fixer. On another level, something that really excited me about GBH was that so many of the actors were Anderson regulars. The same is true for Hail, Caesar!. Clooney, Brolin, McDormand, theyâre all here, itâs just surprising at this point that John Goodman isnât playing an angry studio exec with a cigar hanging out of his mouth. Iâve built up this idea in my head of how grand it must be, being a part of an eccentric directorâs repertory of actors, meeting up with everyone again after a few years of doing your own thing, donning some wild attire and making a movie together. Thatâs the kind of movie I want to be in.
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âWell I Had a Man Who Was Long and Tallâ: Bisexual Implications in the Soundtrack of Inside Llewyn Davis
Today in âAveryâs Never Gonna Let This One Goâ:
The Criterion Collection released a new special edition of Inside Llewyn Davis last week, and as luck would have it, I drunkenly blabbed to my sister about my conflicted desire to own it on Blu-ray back in December, so she pre-ordered it as a Christmas present and I found it in my mailbox last Tuesday. In honor of this joyous occasion, I thought I would formally, with punctuation and proper capitalization and line spacing, detail for posterity how my fixation on Bisexual Llewyn Davis came to be on account of a single line on the filmâs soundtrack. My main blog followers may have heard this one before. But just like folk music, me obsessing over fictional characters being subtextually bisexual was never new and never gets old.
I owned the soundtrack for a good month before I finally saw the film. I would listen to it a lot between December 2013 and June 2014, during which time I studied abroad in London, went through a sudden break up, felt very isolated in an unfamiliar place, and walked the streets with headphones constantly glued to my ears. I think I first became interested in the music due to the involvement of Marcus Mumford and Justin Timberlake, not exactly a duo I expected to collaborate. But I was also taken by the filmâs trailer, and one of the songs prominently featured in it.
I hadnât realized at the time that it was a song Iâd heard before. Known as âDinkâs Songâ or alternatively âFare Thee Wellâ, its origins are foggy but the stories go back to an African-American woman, named Dink, washing clothes in a river and singing the song, overheard by ethnomusicologist John Lomax who wrote it down and made the first recording. During the 20th century it was recorded by countless artists, including Bob Dylan and Dave Van Ronk, the real life inspiration for the character of Llewyn Davis. When I was a child Iâd heard a version by Carly Simon on a compilation album of hers that my mother owned. Folk songs like this one, recorded and rerecorded by so many people, never sound exactly the same twice; utilized verses can vary from cover to cover. The soundtrack to Inside Llewyn Davis, in fact, includes two versions of the song with slightly different lyrics.
One version appears late on the soundtrack and late in the film. Llewyn, at the end of his week-long odyssey surfing couches and pissing off every friendly face he meets, plays one last song at the Gaslight, a rendition of âDinkâs Songâ that closely matches the style of Dave Van Ronkâs. The other version is a duet - IRL, between actor Oscar Isaac and musician Marcus Mumford, but in the reality of the film, the voices you hear are those of Llewyn Davis and his deceased partner, Mike Timlin.
I have found, personally, that I often have to listen to an album or even a song many times over before I really hear the lyrics and take in their meaning. I loved the Isaac-Mumford duet and probably played that song the most (or at least, second to âPlease, Mr. Kennedyâ, and could you blame me?). It took about a month of listening to the Inside Llewyn Davis soundtrack, but at some point I finally had a realization about the second verse of the song. The men sing, âWell I had a man/Who was long and tall/He moved his body/Like a cannonball.âÂ
After weeks of singing along and/or dramatically staring out windows and imagining myself in a music video while the song played on my headphones, it finally occurred to me that two men were singing this song. About a man. In a romantic context. Why? The line stuck with me and I realized that Llewynâs solo Ronk-esque version featured the alternate line âThe woman I love/Is long and tall/She moves her body/Like a cannonball.â Why does one song profess love for a woman while the other professes the having of a man, even though they are really the same song? As I often feel is the case, the solution is bisexuality.
One of Llewynâs preoccupations over the course of the film - and he has a lot of them - is the death of his partner. We never learn much about Mike Timlin, but the effect his suicide has on Llewyn is apparent whenever another character brings him up. We see it when he storms out of a dinner party after patron Lillian Gorfein tries to sing Mikeâs part on âDinkâs Songâ. Music producer Bud Grossman sees that Llewyn canât make it as a solo act and needs to get back together with his partner. He almost seems to have lost half of himself in losing Mike. Certainly their bond was strong and with music being Llewynâs passion, whomever he made music with would be important to him, but it could also be said that he reads like a bereaved widower who canât openly grieve due perhaps in part to a need to meet the standards of masculinity and heteronormativity that are expected of him.
The idea of the line in âDinkâs Songâ applying to a romantic relationship between Llewyn and Mike is further corroborated by the method of Mikeâs suicide. âI had a manâ implies that the man is gone, just as Mike is dead. âHe moved his body like a cannonballâ can refer quite literally to what Mike did: in Llewynâs words, he threw himself from the George Washington Bridge, and went down like a cannonball in the water. Directors Joel and Ethan Coen, on a special feature on Criterionâs special edition DVD of the film, also discuss with music producer T Bone Burnett how they titled the Timlin & Davis album âIf We Had Wingsâ, a reference to another line in âDinkâs Songâ, additionally in reference to Mike taking flight off the bridge. Artists donât just drop details into their work; details are chosen to convey meaning, even if they are details featured in the work for mere seconds before they are gone.
The way the songs are featured in the film also support the theory that Llewyn is a bisexual man on the down low. He can sing the female-directed version of the song openly, in front of a crowd of people, because why shouldnât he? A man can profess loving a woman in public without event. But the version with the line directed at a man barely plays diegetically: Llewyn picks the album he and Mike made together from a shelf, plays the record, and we hear the song begin, but by the next shot he is leaving the Gorfeinâs apartment and the song continues even after he would have been out of earshot had he left it playing as he exited. We hear the line, but Llewyn neither sings the line onscreen nor listens to a recording of himself singing the line onscreen. While still clearly perceivable the line is almost being hidden by the narrative structure, the way a person might have to hide a non-normative sexuality.Â
There are two outright references to queerness in the film itself, which reveal nothing about Llewyn on the surface but may be interpreted otherwise by me, who is always ready and willing to interpret otherwise. On his road trip to Chicago, Llewyn meets the rude and sickly Roland Turner (frequent Coen actor John Goodman) who frequently accosts him about what music he plays, the shade of his skin (Llewyn says his mother was Italian, while Isaac himself is Latino), and the cat who accompanies him on the drive. Not one to filter his thoughts, Turner muses, âFolk singer with a cat. You queer?â Llewyn doesnât answer yes or no, but rather stammers out that the cat is not actually his.
The second reference comes near the end of the film, with Llewyn at the end of his rope, drinking too much at the Gaslight. The owner talks conspiratorially to Llewyn about why their musician friends Jim and Jean are so successful there - a lot of men come to see them play âbecause they want to fuck Jeanâ, and a lot of men, he says with twisted glee, come to see them play âbecause they want to fuck Jim!â The man finds the concept hilarious, hoping that Llewyn will join in the joke, but he only sits there quietly and, in a tired voice, acknowledges that he gets it, âThey want to fuck Jim.âÂ
In these instances, Llewyn evades questions about his sexuality and refuses to partake in mocking theoretical homosexuals. He wonât incriminate himself by revealing his identity but he also wonât overcorrect his behavior by being outwardly homophobic just to escape suspicion - a fine line walked by a person perhaps not ashamed of his sexuality but rather aware of the reality that he cannot safely own up to it in front of either strangers he will never see again or friends he works with every day.
Another problem that can arise for a bisexual person is a lack of belonging, as having such a multi-faceted identity can sometimes result in rejection from all sides. Despite his love for folk music Llewyn doesnât fit in well with his own community and frequently clashes with other folk singers. When desperate for a place to stay, he sometimes finds himself uptown with an academic set which enjoys the novelty of his presence, and though he appreciates being welcomed there he certainly does not belong with them either. Reading Llewyn as bisexual then adds to his already demonstrated misfit status. His Greenwich Village community (historically a major queer section of New York as it is) can represent a queer community that he, as a bisexual person, is not âqueer enoughâ for, while his uptown academics represent the kind of liberal straight community which accepts him but does not truly understand him and almost fetishizes his difference. He can travel in multiple circles but finds that he can never quite be at home - he is, after all, homeless, and spends the entire film looking for what he knows is only temporary respite.Â
I wrote a so-so essay about the queer subtext of Quentin Tarantinoâs Reservoir Dogs for my senior Film Theory class and my professor asked, when I explained to her my initial premise - that the story of the film closely mirrors the story of Romeo & Juliet, which it most certainly does - she said she was intrigued, but that my job was to then say, âSo what?â So what if I can map the two stories onto each other, what does it matter, what is the significance? I donât know that my essay answered so what, and probably suffered for it.Â
So, so what if the line in âDinkâs Songâ is about a man, so what if Llewyn is cagey whenever queerness comes up, so what if I read him as bisexual? And maybe this essay will suffer from my not answering that question. At least Iâm not getting graded on this! What I will say is that reading this into the character made me care about him in a way I might not have otherwise. He is frequently cruel and thoughtless and selfish, but what I see is a man struggling not only with a lack of career success, but also the death of the man he loved, his own inability to openly grieve his passing, and his subsequent incompleteness and inability to be at home in both literal and metaphorical senses of the word. I feel that this reading enhances present themes in the film and that Inside Llewyn Davis would have benefited as a story had Llewynâs queerness been a more explicit motif.Â
The Top Five Most Devastating Simon & Garfunkel Songs, Ever
You read the headline, bitches. Itâs time to contemplate our existential crises to the sweet, heartbreaking melodies of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. No particular order. Devastation has no chronology. Controversial? I did not include Sound of Silence on the list. Where it was once 100% devastating it is now 70% devastating and 30% hilarious on account of its inclusion in season 4 of Arrested Development and subsequent memeage on tumblr. Iâm sorry, I donât make the rules. Click on to see some utter nonsense as I avoid writing legitimate articles about serious artsy business.
BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER
Holy shit, okay. The first S&G album I ever bought was the Bridge Over Troubled Water album, which was actually their last, sniff. They have no chill and open with the title track. You hear that piano get going and itâs like fuck, okay I guess itâs time for the sad feelings. This is your classic Hurt/Comfort song. Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind. Iâm on your side when times get rough. But hereâs what gets me about it, personally, true story. My mom and I were watching TV and clicking around and we stumbled onto this S&G concert, I think it was a reunion, in Central Park and all, and so we watched it a little bit and Garf comes on and starts singing this in his angel voice right. And he gets to the bridge and he says âSail on, silver girl, sail on by/Your time has come to shine/All your dreams are on their way.â And my mother turns to me and she says âHeâs talking to you.â And Iâm like what the fuck is the matter with you mom? This is me, unemployed and depressed and trying desperately not to give up hope that I will get to move to New York and be a real person one day and sheâs telling me that Art Garfunkel from IDK the 1980s spiritually foresaw me in this state and sang just for me that if I keep sailing on then I will get to my dreams, and if I need a friend heâs sailing right behind god damn it he cares about me so much Iâm crying right now
FLOWERS NEVER BEND WITH THE RAINFALL
This here to me is pretty self explanatory but Iâll get right into it. It may have a pretty upbeat melody that you can bop your lil head to but realize that youâre bopping your head to âI donât know what is real/I canât touch what I feel/and I hide behind the shield of my illusionâ, so, pretty heavy stuff there buddy boy. Itâs kind of like the good old finger gun, winky face, âlife is meaningless!â definition of nihilism we enjoy in these parts. It puts a smile on my face even as I cope with feeling so depressed I canât function like a normal human being. The song is a barrel of laughs but it is so hashtag relateable. I have no direction in life! I donât know who I am! Iâm questioning reality itself! I can suffer from depression even though Iâm privileged person in other respects! So I think Iâll just live in a fantasy world and pretend that I will never have to look death in the face just so I can get out of bed in the morning! It would be a downer but it just sounds so positive and the harmonies are really killing it and as a result I can take my devastation here with a smile and face tomorrow!
OLD FRIENDS
Okay this song is devastating enough by itself but I made it into a gay tragedy in my own head so if thatâs something your into - and as a Known Gay I know it sucks that everything gay has to be a tragedy, and weâre moving away from that fortunately but I canât help myself, I love evil gays and I love tragic gays, what can I do - then come with me on this journey. Old Friends is about two old guys sitting in the park together. Friends forever and forever is kind of running out because, you know, mortality. But thereâs a kind of a bridge that seems to be sung by a young man and oh no, it inspired this tragedy. Okay. So the line is âCan you imagine us, years from today? Sharing a park bench quietly. How terribly strange, to be seventy.â And the scenario took shape okay. So itâs World War II or some shit and these two best friends since they were kids are soldiers. And at least one of them is in love with the other one. It could be mutual if you want. Unspoken or not, thereâs something gay going on. Unspoken is more tragic in a way isnât it? Tragedy. And theyâre in a battle and oh noo, one of them gets hit and is lying in the snow bleeding out (I feel like itâs winter? I donât know!) and the other one is panicking but is trying to comfort the other one and is like, weâre gonna be old friends, you know? Weâre gonna be seventy years old sitting around on park benches all day reading the newspaper. But itâs all a lie. The gay one is dying in the snow and theyâll never get to be old men who love each other and spend their lives together. Theyâve already spent their lives together. Basically I have a heartbreaking Act II death scene/musical number for my Simon & Garfunkel musical that I will never actually write. Think A Little Fall of Rain. Except gay. Sorry this song can destroy a person with or without my addition you choose your own adventure buddy.
THE ONLY LIVING BOY IN NEW YORK
Oh FUCK. This song was enough on its own but Ryan fucking Murphy terrible gay Glee ruining TV show making man had to come in and alter my perception of this song F O R E V E R. Right so Paul wrote this song about Art - they used to play music under the name Tom & Jerry and so, you know, Tom, get your plane right on time. Art. He was acting in a movie in Mexico and missing out on recording with Paul and this one was on the Bridge Over Troubled Water album so you know, theyâre about to break up. Tragically. Itâs a bit of a break up song then. It made me think of my own loneliness cause Iâm a folk emo little shit. But rYAN mURPHY okay I donât know if he is uniquely responsible for the decision but in the year 2014 he directed a Televised Film for the Home Box Office network entitled The Normal Heart about the beginning of the AIDS crisis in a community of gay men in New York City. Lots of gay actors are in it and bizarrely beloved but straight actor Mark Ruffalo is the lead (I love him but it was a bit jarring that amongst the Known Gays was a Known Straight, and he was the main - not important, not the focus here). So a lot of characters die, and itâs very awful, and in the end, spoiler alert, Matt Bomer, who is the partner of Bark Fluffaloâs character, dies as well. And so the final scene of the film sees Bark living his life and another character keeps track of all the people he knows who dies and more and more gay men die and the list is so long. And over this scene? Is the song The Only Living Boy in New York. And what is the song about now? Now itâs about the only gay man who has survived the AIDS epidemic in his community because violent homophobia caused the world to ignore the problem until everyone he loved died. Thatâs who the only living boy in New York is. Iâm absolutely overwhelmed by this song choice this is the most correct thing Ryan Murphy has ever done and I canât talk about it anymore donât ask me.
AMERICA
Okay, Iâve seen it used on the Astronaut Wives Club and in a commercial for small businesses and thereâs the new Bernie Sanders campaign ad and I feel like every time I see it around people arenât hearing it the same way I am? Because people seem to use it to evoke the hope we all share that weâll get a slice of the American Dream Pie. And the first verse encourages that I think I mean it starts out âLet us be lovers, weâll marry our fortunes together.â A young couple is boarding a greyhound bus and theyâre off to make it in the world, to Look For America. They make jokes and people watch and look and look and look but you know what? They never find America! They just sing on and on and in the last verse he says âIâm lostâ âIâm empty and aching, and I donât know why.â Weâve all come to look for America but we canât find it because the idea that we have of what America is, a land of opportunity where all our dreams will come true, is just an idea! They were in Michigan and Pennsylvania and New Jersey - theyâre already in America, what theyâre looking for is the idea. Ideas are not enough! We canât put all of our faith in ideas and we canât find something that is already there! Not that a personâs dreams can never come true or that America doesnât offer any opportunity but we build up idealism and reality can never quite live up to what we imagined so we keep looking without appreciating what we have. You have Kathy! Kathy has you! But we can never quite figure out how to be happy with what we have and itâs, I donât know but of all the devastation S&G puts me through this one gets me the most. Maybe itâs just the sort of crescendo around âCounting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike, theyâve all come to look for America!â But it destroys me.
Best Picture
The Big Short, Adam McKay
Bridge of Spies, Steven Spielberg
Brooklyn, John Crowley
The Martian, Ridley Scott
Mad Max: Fury Road, George Miller
The Revenant, Alejandro G. Iùårritu
Room, Lenny Abrahamson
Spotlight, Tom McCarthy
Actor in a Leading Role
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Matt Damon The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Actor in a Supporting Role
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Actress in a Leading Role
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Actress in a Supporting Role
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Jennifer Lawrence Needs to Act Her Age: One Way Her Partnership With David O. Russell Isnât Helping Women in Hollywood
This isnât strictly about liking or disliking Jennifer Lawrence. You might find her extremely hateable or #relatable but however you feel, sheâs not going to stop making movies with director David O. Russell - or actor Bradley Cooper - anytime soon. Lawrence has been in the press talking about womenâs right to equal pay (sure) and about her preferred aesthetic being âslutty power lesbianâ (yikes), so you could say that I have mixed feelings about her. She seems to want to be a feminist figure in Hollywood, but her actions donât always line up with that endeavor. One example? With the help of frequent collaborator David O. Russell, she has been stealing roles from older actresses for years.
A harsh statement! Again here I am terrorizing defenseless famous females, betraying the sisterhood by tearing down women just doing their best! Well, I have to get my kicks somewhere. In all seriousness, I want to point the finger just as much, if not more so, at Russell and the entire Hollywood community that made this all possible.
In Silver Linings Playbook, the unholy trinityâs first screen venture together, Lawrence at 21 somehow played a sex addicted widow opposite fifteen-years-her-senior Bradley Cooper (who should exclusively play gay camp counselors in my humblest of opinions). Despite thinking her too young for the part, Russell was impressed by her talent and hired her. She went on to win a very premature Oscar for her role and adorably and infamously tripped up the stairs on her way to accept it.
In American Hustle, Lawrence at 23 plays the insufferable but flawlessly hot wife of sixteen-years-her-senior Christian Bale. The real life inspiration for her character, Cynthia Marie Weinberg, was meant to be in her 40s at the time of the filmâs events. The film received accolades on accolades on accolades, but fortunately the Oscars saw it fit to award Lupita Nyongâo for her work in 12 Years A Slave - something the Golden Globes notably did not do.
I havenât seen Joy, but once again, we find Lawrence at 25 playing a divorced mother (her ex-husband played by thirteen-years-her-senior Edgar Ramirez) in her thirties who invents a mop (?) and Bradley Cooper is there, also. At yesterdayâs ceremony, Lawrence won her third Golden Globe for her work with David O. Russell, playing women ten to twenty years older than her, romantically opposite men ten to twenty years older than her.Â
This problem does not begin and end with the Lawrence/Russell/Cooper team. Weâve seen charts visually representing the age gap between male and female leads (and which male lead appears in all three of those charts? None other than Bradley Cooper himself). Weâve heard Carrie Fisher - herself fourteen years younger than her apparently still fuckable costar Harrison Ford, 73 - call out the critics of her appearance saying âMen donât age better than women, theyâre just allowed to age.â And letâs not forget that Maggie Gyllenhaal at 37 is too old for a 55 year old man.Â
Itâs not Jennifer Lawrenceâs fault that Hollywood has sexist and ageist casting double standards and it isnât her job to fix it - but sheâs making a habit of gaining notoriety and acclaim for playing roles that should have gone to women in their 30s and 40s. She was nearly cast in the role of Daisy Domergue, the one major female character in Tarantinoâs The Hateful Eight - a role ultimately won by Jennifer Jason Leigh, 53, but only after Lawrence turned down the part due to scheduling conflicts. She is also set to play war photojournalist Lynsey Addario, 42, in a Steven Spielberg film about her life - and granted, biopics tend to require younger actors who can play a range of ages as time progresses in the film, but they could have at least found an actress who actually looks/is Italian American.
Basically, if David O. Russell wants to keep casting Jennifer Lawrence in his films, then he should write her characters in their mid-twenties. However, if David O. Russell wants to keep writing female characters in their 30s and 40s, and I would not want to stop him from doing so, then he should cast women in their 30s and 40s. Or wait until JLaw is old enough to play them. Although, once she is old enough to play these roles, will Russell lose interest and find a new 18 year old to play Bradley Cooperâs grandmother? Does even JLaw have an expiration date?
Am I being too severe? Should I be commending Lawrence for playing Strong Female Characters and speaking out about womenâs rights? Am I focusing too much on her culpability for something that started long before she was born and would be raging today with her contribution or not? Well, probably a yes to the last one. But hereâs the thing: there are a lot of young, attractive, thin (no matter what she says on the matter, she is not âobeseâ by Hollywood standards), heterosexual, white female actresses getting represented positively on film today.Â
There is a myth that we canât criticize choices by feminist-ish (feminish?) white women because if we do, then non-feminist people will think that we agree that Women Are Not Funny or Women Cannot Draw An Audience or that Feminism Sux and all of our favorite white female content will cease to exist. However, there is no point in film history in which white women were absent or very difficult to find onscreen. POC, queer people, transgender people and so on were only visible for so much of history and only humanely represented for so much less. White women had their own representation glass ceilings to break through and stereotypes to overcome, but theyâve always been around. I love many white film actresses and the work they do but we cannot look at them as untouchable for fear that they will disappear if we do - theyâre not going anywhere.Â
Which is why when Jennifer Lawrence agrees to play a woman in her 40s, or when Emma Stone agrees to play a biracial Asian woman, we have to call out their part in the larger Hollywood-wide problem. Emma Stone didnât need to take the role in Aloha to help her career (and it certainly didnât, ultimately), as she was already a high profile actress with franchises and modern classic comedies under her belt. Jennifer Lawrence became the highest paid actress through the Hunger Games, in which she plays a character even slightly younger than herself alongside male leads of a similar age - taking roles as older women wasnât something she was forced to do to stay relevant or employed. She has benefited from those choices several times over, however, in the annual awards season.
Whatever good Stone and Lawrence and other young white women in Hollywood have done for the representation of women today, they have still been complicit in assuming roles that do not belong to them, whether because of their age or race. Women of color are not afforded the same opportunities as white women when it comes to exposure and casting decisions - and even if a white woman does enjoy fame in her 20s, by her 30s or 40s she may be cast aside in favor of a new crop, and god forbid she show her face in her 50s unless she has bathed in the blood of virgins for thirty years to keep up her youthful glow.Â
So, to Jennifer Lawrence: you are a part of a community that values your youth and your whiteness that does simultaneously devalue your femaleness. Thereâs a lot happening at once. Yes, you should make the same amount of money as Bradley Cooper, but you should also make the same amount of money as, say, Zoe Saldana, who starred in one of the highest grossing films of all time, two major franchises, and whose net worth you outrank by over $40 million. You have a lot of power and you need to think more critically about what you do with it - youâre in high demand and you canât change which roles are being offered to you, but you can choose which roles you perform.
And to Hollywood, specifically to male Hollywood directors, specifically David O. Russell - stop casting 25 year old women opposite 40-50 year old men. Youâre perpetuating double standards - youâre deciding what kind of women have the right to be represented and what kind of women have the right to see themselves represented onscreen, while allowing all manner of (white) men to see themselves and take comfort in the fact that no matter how old and crusty they get, they still get to do cool shit and deserve a hot 20something woman to sleep with by the end of it all.
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a conversation that i thought would happen, but did not
me: mom can i get the mission impossible box set for christmas please
mom: honey i thought you only liked a few of those movies.
me: well yeah i mean surprisingly enough for a 5 movie franchise spanning almost 20 years the best ones imho are ghost protocol and rogue nation, the fourth and fifth installments. that opinion is likely largely influenced by my affinity for simon pegg, whose minor role in mi: iii is drastically increased in four and in five despite jeremy renner's higher billing pegg is easily the second most featured male actor in the film and third overall after cruise and leading lady rebecca ferguson. not to mention the fact that i find his character benji immensely shippable with cruise's ethan hunt. but furthermore there is a greater sense of fun and hijinks in four and five that i found frequently and surprisingly absent in the earlier films. big action set pieces like the already infamous moment of cruise hanging off the side of an actual plane in flight or climbing up the burj khalifa produced in me the kind of mad excitement i assumed characterized the franchise as a whole before experiencing it myself. that and the heist-y, spy in disguise moments, which i did find in mi: iii as well, as when the gang gets to rome and ethan poses as a cardinal to sneak around the vatican; because three eventually gets to that fun sequence, i would classify it as my third favorite of the series. however, its overly tense beginning with ethan and his fiancĂŠe being held captive and threatened by the admittedly excellent villain philip seymour hoffman gives the film a more immediately serious tone whereas films like ghost protocol and rogue nation set out mid hectic-humorous mission to satisfy the viewers' lust for action before addressing the central and unrelated plot of the film. these opening scenes may be viewed as superfluous but i find them entertaining and a primary goal of action/spy films is expressly to entertain, so why not begin at the beginning? my opinion of the first film could be characterized by a hand wave and an "eehh"; it isn't a bad film and i feel compelled to respect it purely on the basis that it is the first which managed to spawn an impressive four sequels that generally improved in quality with each installment. i also enjoyed the early twist in which several big name actors, members of ethan hunt's team, are mysteriously killed off about twenty or so minutes into the film - truly shaking up my expectations for the story. overall however, the film did not grab me in the same way as the more recent films. i think a rewatch of the series is in order, although i am comfortable in asserting that the second film is the worst. the film is a bit ridiculous. i can't emphasize enough the absurdity of one shot featuring tom cruise and, in the foreground, only thandie newton's boobs. her boobs are not on or in his face; the shot is merely angled in such a way that they are the only part of ms. newton that are visible. there's something incredibly melodramatic about the film and i felt as though my eyes might roll right out of my head. it is absolutely my least favorite and almost objectively the worst. as to the series as a whole, its female representation is uneven and poc representation often minimal, despite the fact that the only other actor to appear in all five films besides cruise is ving rhames. additionally the elephant in the room is cruise himself, an actor who on the one hand fearlessly and unnecessarily performs almost all of his own stunts and compels the viewer with his performing talents even in scenes where he is not risking simon pegg's life in a very real car chase; on the other hand is his very problematic personal life that is at times all but ignored due to his famous white maleness. it conflicts me and of course in these cases one must consider how much one's opinion of art must be influenced by the politics of those who created it, and this is an issue which i may never quite settle for myself. in the meantime i enjoy the escape of films like ghost protocol and rogue nation, action spy flicks filled with other various and talented actors, explosions, intricate mission plans, and not too much outright misogyny from the main character, unlike such series as the james bond franchise, in which james absolutely must bed multiple women per film or else it isn't a bond film; in comparison, rogue nation, while sadly only including one female character, did not feature an actual romantic subplot, unless you count the one between benji and ethan, which i do, if only in my heart. my opinions of 1-3 range from ambivalent to rather unfavorable but 4 and 5 blew me away with how much i enjoyed them.
mom: so just get those two - why do you need the box set?
BEST MOTION PICTURE â DRAMA
Carol
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE â DRAMA
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Rooney Mara, Carol
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE â DRAMA
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Will Smith, Concussion Â
I donât think I would be out of line to suggest that many people think of Opera as being an old-fashioned art form mainly championed by men in white powdered wigs and ladies with dainty little fans and glasses. At first glance, you wouldnât necessarily equate Opera with accessibility. Itâs usually sung in Italian, German, French, or other languages foreign to many American ears. Your local community theatre probably isnât planning a budget production of Carmen on their Fall schedule. And more likely than not, you didnât grow up performing Opera sing-alongs on car rides with your family.
Further than that, the Opera industry in America can be about as problematic as you might expect. While researching the Metropolitan Opera House in New York, I found an article declaring that in their upcoming production of Otello, the tenor playing the title role would, for the first time at the Met, not be performing in blackface. Thatâs great, I thought - I mean, itâs 2015, so Iâd think itâs a bit late in the game for this to be the first time, but okay! Great, so they cast a black actor in the role, right? Nope. Heâs a white Latvian guy. Theyâll admit what theyâd been doing was wrong and stop doing it, but they just wonât go far enough to actually correct the deeper problem: Shakespeareâs one specifically black lead character still wonât be given to a black performer. Sorry Met, the âbest person for the jobâ would be the best performer who actually looks the part.
Opera is still a conservative, problematic institution - though I would note that almost anything that qualifies as an âinstitutionâ, especially those as old as Opera, is going to be significantly problematic. But it has one thing going for it: a surprising amount of accessibility. For starters, do a YouTube search on any opera youâve ever heard of, and youâre likely to find at least three full-length professionally recorded performances of that piece, free, legal, and quite frequently, captioned with English translations.
If youâre willing to spend some money, you can get a subscription to Met Opera On Demand, a $15/month streaming service consisting of over 550 full-length performances from the Metropolitan Opera. The Met professionally records its operas and for the last ten years it has been possible to even view them in select movie theatres across the country, big screen style. If you want to get into opera, you donât have to live in New York or rely on foreign language sound recordings alone - there are options out there for the art lover on a budget.
Even with the advent of the promising BroadwayHD platform, options are much more limited for fans of Broadway. I actually began this article the night before BroadwayHD launched, as tension on my social media outlets was rising over the inaccessibility of musical theatre today. When I heard about the website, I thought that my article had become obsolete, because finally, a solution! A streaming service for recorded theatrical performances! An answer to everything weâve been asking for! Well, maybe. The platform is brand new, and Iâm personally willing to give it time to improve, but currently it promises more than it gives.
Many of the articles Iâve seen about the website are accompanied by cover photos of the Wicked logo, despite the fact that Wicked is not available on the website. In fact, of the 100 or so productions the site has to offer, only about five of them are Broadway musicals. Much of the offerings are made up of years old Shakespeare performances and imports from the West End and the BBC. One offering is a 1981 production of Othello starring Anthony Hopkins in the title role - theatre canât seem to get it right on the racism front, either.Â
The idea behind this service is great, but for now itâs just not enough. If the producers behind BroadwayHD or the Broadway community at large want to deter people from disrupting performances with their cell phones, recording the event for the fans back home, then they ought to just give the people what they want. If there were a legal, affordable alternative to watching bootlegs, I guarantee most fans would go for it. What needs to be realized by the powers that be is that a streaming service would exist as an alternative to illegal bootlegs - not as an alternative to showing up in person. Theyâre afraid that if someone can pay $15/month to watch many musicals, theyâll stop paying $100-$500 for a single night at the theatre. But I donât believe thatâs so.
The people who can already afford that kind of (astronomical, entirely inaccessible) price will not stop going to the theatre. The theatre is an experience. There is a magic to it. Every live performance is unique and it will never be seen quite like you saw it that night ever again. Itâs just that that uniqueness and that magic comes at a heavy cost. My family is intending to fork over stacks and stacks of Hamiltons just to see Hamilton live sometime in the next year. In the meantime, I have the amazing soundtrack I can (and do) listen to daily. But I want to see Lin-Manuel Miranda in a rap battle against Daveed Diggs in person. I want Philippa Soo to break my heart in the finale right before my very eyes. And I will probably get to, because I live 90 minutes away from New York and am lucky enough to be in a financial situation in which, though it will be a splurge and weâll probably all chip in, we can afford some tickets.
I would stream a high quality recording of Hamilton in a heartbeat, and I would still go to New York to have that live experience. But some people live a world away. Some people canât afford tickets. Some people want to watch it again and again in the comfort of their own home. Legal recordings are not a replacement of live performances; theyâre a place holder. So figure it out, Broadway. You want to wait a few years after a show premieres to make a recording available? Sell $20 DVDs, put them on payable streaming services, make more money even after a show has closed? Those ideas sound just fine by me. If you want bootlegs to stop, if you want to reach a wider audience, the choice is simple: make your content more accessible.
Tumblr doesnât provide a great venue for responding en masse to everyone who has reblogged and criticized your criticism. Not everyone will see this, but I thought Iâd write as brief a response to the reactions to todayâs earlier post and leave it here.
I look at everything I watch/read/consume with a critical eye (and I express my findings here, on my blog for film criticism). My reaction varies depending on the content - I donât have a lot of deep theoretical things to say about Project Runway; I just like the pretty clothes. But I donât think thereâs a lot of difference in my standards for male dominated and female dominated superhero/action films/TV shoes (although thereâs a lot more of the former than the latter). I donât ask any of my media to be perfect, because thatâs a hopeless standard to expect. I ask most of my media simply to be better. Supergirl is a brand new show that has started with some flaws - flaws Iâve seen in other media before.Â
I believe that the very basic feminism exhibited in the first episodes isnât enough, and I want more. I donât think itâs anti-feminist. I donât want the show cancelled. I want it to improve. I want it (and Agent Carter before it) to get more diversity in its cast. I see a lot of potential in the show, in the character relationships in particular. Iâm not going to hold back my criticism because the lead is female, because the show is cheery and cheesy, because itâs the only show of its kind. I donât believe itâs as ground breaking as some suggest - Agents of SHIELD follows a lot of great female heroes (including women of color!), Agent Carter happened last year, and as was mentioned in a few responses to my original post, Buffy the Vampire Slayer exists. Iâm glad a female superhero is a lead, but donât ask me to go easy on her...just because sheâs a girl.
We need more female representation. We also need more WOC representation and queer female representation and trans female representation and intersections of these representations and more - and I donât expect them to all come at once or all in one show necessarily. But I donât really see Supergirl, starring a white blonde girl and lots of other white women, as sacred and beyond dissecting. The women who donât fall into all the straight/white/cis/etc categories (including myself, a queer white woman) feel frustration when told that we need to feel satisfied with any female representation at all or that a show was not written for us, but rather for people who donât believe in feminism yet.Â
I do want to say, I imagine when one searches âSupergirlâ on tumblr my original, critical post will show up, and usually when you go searching on tumblr, you want to find people enjoying a program you also enjoy. I donât want to sour anyoneâs enjoyment, but thereâs no way on this platform to talk critically about something without it showing up in a search. And I donât think itâs impossible to both enjoy and think critically about a show at the same time.Â
tl;dr: 1)Supergirl is flawed 2)Supergirl is cute 3)Supergirl has potential 4)I criticize with the hopes that things will improve 5)Minority women have a right to feel frustrated with media that sticks to very basic feminism while theyâre starving for representation
âWhy? Is it Because Iâm Just a GIRL?â: Signs of Half Baked Feminism in Supergirl
Honestly, I wasnât that excited about Supergirl in the first place. Even from the previews I could tell I was going to have a problem with it. âBut Avery!â you say, âA FEMALE superhero show! Filled with Strong Female Characters!! She can kick ass AND be a woman AT THE SAME TIME! Whatâs not to like?â Well, Iâm glad you asked.
People are starting to get more comfortable with the F word lately - your favorite male comedian calls himself a feminist! Actresses are talking about feminism in interviews! Itâs a good step in the right direction that people are actually saying the word, but in making feminism appealing to the general public it can get kind of watered down, and you can see that happening in Supergirl.Â
This is what I just said on twitter (consolidated here):
âI wonder if itâs occurred to any of these critics that Supergirl is just as much a show for people who ARENâT comfortable with feminism. So maybe theyâre a bit heavy handed in the writing because they have to be? Because to a lot of the audience, feminism isnât a no-brainer. Outside our carefully curated twitter/tumblr lists exist millions of people who, at best, are ambivalent re: feminism & women as heroes.â
I really love comparing the reaction to Supergirl to the reaction to Ally McBeal. Especially since the creators of Supergirl gave that âjust a girlâ speech, very smartly, to Cat Grant, played by the woman who was accused of killing feminism 20 years ago.
Supergirl is a feminist tv show that wasnât made specifically for feminists. Itâs 101, not graduate-level, to use an annoying educational metaphor because I canât really think of something better at the moment. I wouldnât call it half baked, Iâd call it the start of the appetizer. For another⌠metaphor that only maybe makes sense.
For the record, plenty of people think women donât deserve to be here, or anywhere. A handful of supporting characters in Marvel movies aside, we have a long way to go. I personally think Supergirl is a great re-start, but to each everyoneâs own.
This ^ response (not the original post) is almost exactly my feelings on it. Supergirl is a starter kit. Supergirl is not there to push the boundaries of people who are already comfortable with feminism - itâs network TV x Superheroes doing a decent job of introducing these ideas to the young people in the audience. Itâs heavy-handed. Itâs cheesy. Itâs pop music. Itâs not telling us anything new, but it is taking a stand for the kids watching who donât know about Gloria Steinem, who will then maybe grow and learn more because Supergirl says itâs cool. Itâs also only had two episodes, and everyone knows it takes a show at least a half-dozen episodes to find its feet. Why are we so keen to tear down a show that is, in many ways, the first of its kind? Itâs a positive, kid-friendly, action-packed, cute, female-fronted story filled with friendships and conflicts between women. It isnât perfect, but I think itâs great so far, and Iâm excited to see where it goes.
Yes, itâs a starter kit show. The show isnât too bad. And Iâll definitely keep giving it a chance. But the heavy handed âBecause Iâm a girl? Well Iâll prove you wrong!â is so old. Seriously. It was being said in 1960s Wonder Woman comics. So come on, if we just want to be stuck with these starter-kit shows about female superheroes that mostly TALK about how sheâs a girl and she can do anything (which is a great message, donât get me wrong), weâre never going to move past the fact that portraying a womanâs story on screen in a positive light can be done without all the heavy-handedness. Case in point? Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A female superhero (kind of) who doesnât need to acknowledge the old trope of saying âbut iâm a girl!â because she doesnât need to. She can kick ass and do her thing by SHOWING she can do it. The original post was saying how you can portray all these fantastic feminist themes by actually showing it through actions and scenes, and not just cheesy one liners that have been done so many times before that theyâve become eyerollingly repetitive.Â
So! I am going to see Our Brand is Crisis with a friend who will be here in ten minutes and I havenât dressed but good golly miss molly, this post has gotten away from me and it escalated VERY quickly. Iâm reblogging this for now because the final poster has pretty much summed up my original intent of this post. I wanted to vent my frustration with this trope Iâve seen many times of âBecause Iâm a girl??â and Supergirl happened to be the venue. I really want to say more but I do have to go. I didnât expect this kind of response; none of my posts here have gotten any traction before. Iâll just say I donât want it to be my legacy! Iâm not about tearing down female led projects - I just have frustrations with them as much as with any media I interact with!Â
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âWhy? Is it Because Iâm Just a GIRL?â: Signs of Half Baked Feminism in Supergirl
Honestly, I wasnât that excited about Supergirl in the first place. Even from the previews I could tell I was going to have a problem with it. âBut Avery!â you say, âA FEMALE superhero show! Filled with Strong Female Characters!! She can kick ass AND be a woman AT THE SAME TIME! Whatâs not to like?â Well, Iâm glad you asked.
People are starting to get more comfortable with the F word lately - your favorite male comedian calls himself a feminist! Actresses are talking about feminism in interviews! Itâs a good step in the right direction that people are actually saying the word, but in making feminism appealing to the general public it can get kind of watered down, and you can see that happening in Supergirl.Â
To be brief, Supergirl is Supermanâs cousin who followed him to Earth just prior to their home planetâs destruction. She grows up in a normal life and watches from the sidelines as her cousin becomes a hero, wishing that could be her saving the world. The show follows her on her own journey to becoming a hero - and on the way, she meets opposition in the form of Rampant Evil Sexism! The show anticipates audiences underestimating a Female hero and punches them in the face with how wrong they are, and I donât really mean that in a good way.
In the first two episodes that have aired so far, there have been a number of lines - meant to prove how pro-woman the show is - that grate on my ears. One occurs in the first episode while Supergirl fights a male alien baddie - he says something along the lines of âOn my planet, women bow to men!â, but of course Supergirl shows him how wrong he is by defeating him! Feminist victory over misogynists, yay!
Except it just made me groan and roll my eyes. Check up his sleeves, that misogynist character is made of straw. People want to pretend that things like sexism and racism and homophobia are simple and one note and other. Men donât really go around saying that women should bow to them anymore. What they do is more subtle - like when Kara tries to tell her male coworker Winn (clearly and annoyingly pining for her) about her powers, he jumps to the conclusion that her big reveal is that sheâs a lesbian, and thatâs why sheâs never been interested in him. Itâs not a malicious conclusion, but heâs so relieved for a moment because otherwise, why shouldnât he have a right to her affections given how nice a guy he is?
Note: Iâd like to go on about my annoyance with the âHaha, itâs sounds like sheâs trying to come out to him but sheâs actually saying sheâs a superhero!â moment and how there are a lot of queer little girls whoâd love to see a heroine with a girlfriend on their television screen, but thatâs not the focus of this piece and I have no faith that we will be seeing anything like that anytime soon, so Iâll just say as an aside: I was kind of annoyed.
But I digress - the show presents this literally other-worldly figure (the alien bad guy) and has him say something so ridiculously sexist so that when Supergirl defeats him, itâs like sheâs symbolically defeating all of sexism. Furthermore, his otherness supposedly allows us to comfortably associate his sexism with that otherness - that kind of attitude doesnât exist here on Earth, we (and the showâs human male characters?) have nothing to do with it.Â
Another questionable moment transpires between Kara and her boss Cat Grant, who christens the superhero (whose secret identity is unknown to her) Supergirl, much to Karaâs chagrin. Why not Superwoman? she asks. Cat wants to own the title of âgirlâ, and insists that if anyone underestimates her because of the title of âgirlâ, then theyâre the ones being sexist, not her. Itâs not an argument Iâm totally on board with. Iâm all for reclaiming words, but calling women âgirlsâ has the effect of infantalizing them. Clark Kent gets to be a man but Kara Danvers has to be a girl. I imagine the writers are looking to spin the title of the comic book character (who first baffled Superman with her ability to fly AND be a lady in 1959) into a positive and feminist thing.Â
Oddly enough, Kara is meant to be older than Clark. In the show, Clark is sent away as a baby, and Kara follows him shortly after, as a girl of around ten years old. Due to Circumstances her sleep pod gets side tracked, she stays a little girl for many years until she is found by her now adult cousin who finds her a family to take care of her. Kara was supposed to look after Clark, but the narrative literally infantalizes her by keeping her a child until her literal infant cousin can become a man and take on the role of protector which was supposed to be hers. Kara will always be a girl, but Clark gets to grow up - and heâs not even a full time character the show.
So far, the show has been pushing a âGirls can be superheroes, too!â agenda that seems unnecessary to me. At this point, weâve had Black Widow, weâve had Agent Carter, the women of Thor, that one time when Pepper Potts got to wear the Iron Man suit and then got scary fire powers and killed Guy Pierce and it was awesome - they donât tend to get their own stories, but theyâre there. Supergirl shouldnât have to say âI deserve to be here!â How many times is a character going to say, âWhy [donât you think she can do this]? Because sheâs a girl?âÂ
I guess my problem is that Supergirl is being very tell and not very show. You can tell a womanâs story without prefacing it with âThis is a womanâs story! Oh, you donât think itâs going to be interesting? You donât think she can hold her own against the men? Well, sheâs going to prove you wrong!â Now, I know that that is how a lot of people feel - we would have had a Black Widow movie by now if the Marvel execs werenât so timid about changing their formula. Women will see movies about men, but thereâs this idea that men wonât see movies about women - this is a problem going on right now for sure. But I wish that Supergirlâs attitude was less focused on proving sexists wrong and more on telling a compelling story about a woman.
Itâs nice that Supergirl is one step past movies like Ant Man, where a fully capable woman is told to wait her turn to save the world so that the mediocre man the film is named for can have his obligatory two hours in the spotlight first. Itâs nice that this superhero show allows itself to be optimistic and sunny, distancing itself from the ongoing grimdark trend in genre fiction which can be so exhausting. Itâs nice that Supergirl has a female heroic protagonist (the super Kara Danvers), a female best friend/ally (adoptive sister Alex Danvers), a female authority figure (Karaâs boss Cat Grant), and a female villain (Karaâs aunt Astra). That puts it far ahead of the Marvel films which tend to boast of about one woman per go around only. I think thereâs hope for Supergirl and Iâm going to keep giving it a chance - it takes most shows a while to find their footing.
But feminism doesnât stop at âA woman can do anything a man can do.â A lot of people want to say that it does stop there, because itâs hard to find a person today who would say âyeah, I basically donât think women are peopleâ. If they believe thatâs all that feminism is, then the goals have already been achieved and no one is asking anything of them and they can just be satisfied with how things are for women. We need shows to call out the subtle ways we treat othered groups of people that reveal the subconscious belief that they are not people. I feel like Supergirl has taken some easy short cuts in demonstrating the value of female superheroes. Just let her get on with the show - she has a lot of great relationships she can work through, complex decisions to make, dilemmas concerning what family means - we donât need her to look in the camera and say âIâm worth your attention.â She already is.
Weaponized Light and the Relativity of Virtue in Bridge of Spies
Light and dark have problematically symbolized good and evil, respectively, ever since your 9th grade English class read The Scarlet Letter. The darkness is dangerously unknown and untrustworthy while the light is pure and imbued with clarity. People âgo to the dark sideâ, âkeep you in the darkâ, or they âshow you the lightâ, âsee the light at the end of the tunnelâ. This imagery, infused with racist undertones, is a common trope which is best served called out with a side of subversion. Twice this weekend, I saw Steven Spielbergâs Bridge of Spies, a based-on-true-events picture straight out of a desaturated version of the Cold War era - Ilya and Napoleon will not be riding by on a cheeky tandem moped this go around. (Tangent - is the Cold War coming back into fashion in the pictures due to our current icy relations with modern day Russia? Boy I hope so!) Upon my second viewing, I noticed some of the ways that the film portrayed light, not as a good and righteous thing, but as a weapon used to invade and obscure.Â
[Note - with approximately zero people of color in the entire 2 hours and 21 minutes of this partially Brooklyn-set film, none of the subversions I discuss here do anything to address the racist undertones of light/dark symbolism, but I thought it important to at least allude to the association in my own writing.]
The film follows insurance lawyer James Donovan (Tom Hanks, ever the face of cinematic Americana) as he defends Soviet spy Rudolph Abel (Mark Rylance, hopefully a Best Supporting Actor contender), receiving negative backlash from a country that only wants to see him in the electric chair. Donovan ensures that Abelâs life is spared, arguing that he may one day be used in a prisoner exchange with the Soviets, and what do you know, a handsome young pilot gets captured flying over enemy territory, and Donovan is the man to negotiate the trade.
After Abelâs sentencing - 30 years imprisonment not sufficing for the red-blooded Americans who lust for the death sentence - Donovan and his wife Mary (Amy Ryan, doing her best with very little to work with) are barraged by the press as they exit the courtroom. The reporters, holding giant cameras, hound them with questions as their flashbulbs explode with light. Mary is visibly perturbed by the erratic flashes and attempts to blink them out of existence. She and her husband escape the horde and flee, stepping around the broken glass of the shattered flashbulbs which litter the ground.Â
These faceless men with their cameras seek to invade the lives of the Donovans - illuminate their faces so that the world can see the man who defended a spy. The film portrays the general opinion of the American people as opposing Donovanâs dedication to due process and a fair trial for all, thinking him traitorous - so from their perspective, exposing him and his family through the light from their cameras amounts to revealing a truth, something the light is said to symbolically do. But Donovan is the filmâs hero - we follow his story, and these lights flash harshly in our eyes as much as in his. These lights are a harbinger of the strangers on the train who glare at him over newspapers bearing his image; the image that was captured by the lights on those cameras. Here the light is a weapon used against James Donovan to invade his privacy and make him the second most hated man in America (after Abel, of course).
Later in the film, we see captured American pilot Francis Gary Powers (the blandly attractive Austin Stowell) imprisoned in a damp and cramped cell. Repeatedly, Soviet agents rouse him from his sleep to question him about his American secrets. A bright light on his ceiling awakens him just before the Soviets come to pull him out of his cell and push him into an interrogation room, where an even brighter light greets him. He begs for sleep. He writhes away from the light, turning away and shutting his eyes to protect himself. You get the sense that these awakenings donât occur after solid 8 hour stretches and that Powers has been coping with this treatment for too long, exhausting him. The film reinforces that sense by following this scene immediately with a nearly identical one, with lights suddenly bursting on, endlessly interrupting Powersâ attempts at rest and forcing him into interrogation.
In between these two scenes, Powers is escorted back to his cell and the light is turned off. The darkness becomes a relief. He huddles onto his cot, desperate for the darkness which will allow him, for now, to sleep. The light is demanding, the light is controlled by his captors who seek truths from him that he is duty bound to withhold. The light is inescapable, no matter how tightly he shuts his eyes. But in the darkness, he is released from the questioning and the effort he must put into avoiding the light. Darkness in Powersâ world becomes a symbol of peacetime, where he can momentarily stop fighting the war. Darkness becomes a hiding place where a good man can feel, if only briefly, safe.
In both of these instances, the people wielding the light believe themselves to be in the right. The Soviets are looking to defend their country from Powers, a foreign threat - just as the Americans who take pictures of Donovan are looking to expose him as in league with Abel, a foreign threat. In Bridge of Spies, the metaphorical value of lightness and darkness is entirely relative to who holds the light. On a concrete level, Donovan argues in an appeal for Abelâs sentencing that Abel is a good spy, an honorable spy, only that he is such for the other team. But because he works for the other team, he is reviled. The film encourages sympathy for both Abel and Powers - both remain loyal to their countries in the face of imprisonment yet will face suspicion upon their return home for having been captured. Neither man is infallibly virtuous - their virtue is dependent on context.
Lightness, in language, has come to automatically represent a host of admirable traits, but those supposedly admirable traits, in the hands of our enemy, can become a thing to despise.