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Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“I can cope with torture.”

“Get used to disappointment.”

“You’ve made your decision then?”

“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”

“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”

“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“I admit it, you are better than I am.”

“You never said anything about killing anyone.”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“You mock my pain!”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”

“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”

“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Anybody want a peanut?”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“The battle of wits has begun.”

“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”

“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”

“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”

“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”

“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”

“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”

“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”

“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”

add 🔁 for the situation to be reversed where possible (example: 🍂🔁 for my muse to fall on top of yours)

send 💗 for our muses to have to pretend to be in a relationship

send 🏩 for out muses to have to share a bed

send 🙊 for out muses to meet up in secret

send 💏 for our muses to kiss in order to hide their faces from somebody

send 🍹 to confess something to my muse while drunk (specify what is being confessed)

send 🍺 to kiss my muse while drunk

send 💁 for our muses to be stuck in a small space together

send 💃 for your muse to teach mine how to dance (or any other activity that involves a lot of touching)

send ® to catch my muse in a state of undress

send 🍂 for your muse to fall on top of mine

send 💬 for our muses to play truth or dare together

send 🍶 for our muses to play spin the bottle together

send 💌 for my muse to receive a secret admirer letter from yours

❛ Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but _____ is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. ❜

❛ _____, you’re my hero. ❜

❛ Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. ❜

❛ _____ has never been in love - at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. ❜

❛ Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole! Asshole! ❜

❛ The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. ❜

❛ Oh, he’s very popular _____. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. ❜

❛ The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. ❜

❛ I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. ❜

❛ There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen… ❜

❛ I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. ❜

❛ So that’s how it is in their family… ❜

❛ He’s gonna marry me. ❜

❛ Look, it’s real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off. ❜

❛ The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything. ❜

❛ Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. ❜

❛ Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft. ❜

❛ Hey, _____. You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym? ❜

❛ The city looks so peaceful from up here. ❜

❛ Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. ❜

❛ I think I see my dad. ❜

❛ You killed the car. ❜

❛ Get off of the float! ❜

❛ You’ve gone to far. We’re going to get busted. ❜

❛ A: You can never go too far. B: If I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that. ❜

❛ I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign? ❜

❛ I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. ❜

❛ You fellas have nothing to worry about. I’m a professional. ❜

❛ In a nutshell: I hate my brother. ❜

❛ It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong… a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows? ❜

❛ The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?” ❜

❛ If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. ❜

❛ You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade. ❜

❛ I weep for the future. ❜

❛ A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile. ❜

❛ Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! ❜

❛ You’re just gonna have to think of somethin’ else. I’m puttin’ my foot down. ❜

❛ I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. ❜

❛ This isn’t over yet buster, do you read me? ❜

❛ I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.❜

❛ You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do. ❜

❛ How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? ❜

❛ Between grief and nothing… I’ll take grief. ❜

❛ Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo. ❜

❛ Do you have a kiss for daddy? ❜

SYMBOL STARTERS

Send ✗ for my muse to come to yours out of concern for a mutual friend Send ♧ for my muse to meet yours at a mutual friend’s birthday party Send ☺ for our muses to strike up a conversation on an airplane or boat Send ☂ for my muse to find yours injured and offer their assistance Send ☼ for our muses to meet when their pets take a liking to one another Send © for our muses to meet at work as colleagues for the first time Send ♔ for my muse to meet their new boss - who happens to be your muse! Send ♫ for my muse to meet yours in a bar Send ♤ for our muses to be assigned as partners for a mission Send ღ for my muse to offer yours a compliment as they pass eachother.

(Add ‘reverse’ for our muses’ positions to be switched, where applicable)

SENTENCE STARTERS

*He had been gone from the guild for months on end, some had probably thought he died, and others probably didn’t even know he existed at the guild. Walking through the front door of the guild, he looked tired, and hurt, as if he was battling every day he was gone. The first thing he did was head up to the counter to order something, but as soon as he ordered his head slammed against the counter top.*

“Way too hungry…. To tired….. Pretty sure over the course of however many months that was, I walked for a total of 13 weeks worth of time. I just really hope my house isn’t gone.”