I am an angel of the lord

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

A flower ox… Wow. Riveting. 

Hell yeah Fire Tiger.

I’m a shadow giraffe…what.

Mother fucking fire wolf. Could not be more badass. 

…lightning mouse

MISTY BEAR!!!

All of you shut the fuck up I'm earth chicken

 The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance, hide and pray it does not find you.” 

A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you must decide whether you will continue to fight for humanity of which you have no connection left with

Someone do fan art of this

Screw fan art someone make THE DAMN GAME. 

girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.