a little bit of everything

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Speaking of books it's been a while since I've seen one of these posts going around & I'm curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.