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Of course I do. It’s a pigsty.

[Overly dramatic sigh] Because I don't like cleaning it. And besides, I think it fits the place kinda nicely.

You better have a pretty good explanation as to why this place is in the state that it is.

D'you really want an explanation, Wise Girl?

I have chocolate chip ones back in my cabin, as well as other kinds of cookies.

What're we still doing here then? There are cookies to be eaten.

Why am I even bothering? It was a joke Dorian. Get in the times.

I...apologize. I'm not exactly what you'd call, "hip."

Would a cookie maybe make up for my joke’s lameness?

...Maybe. Are they chocolate chip?

I said I got a booty pop. You honestly don’t get it?

What in Zeus's name is that?

Oh Gods, I’m sorry. That was lame.

Just a bit. I'll let it slide though. Just this once.

You...what?

What do boxes breathe?

[shrugs, taking her knife and sawing one of the legs of the bed until it fell off] Still want me to come back never?

[His eyes fly open, grunting as he falls off the bed] Dude, what the fuck?! [Stands up] You're fixing that.

Newsies. It closed last night.

What's Newsies?

Well, it's officially over

What's over?