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I have mail that needs to not get delivered

I can to that >:]

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luherooflegend

Someone tell @mrheroexpert that not only am I totally fine and not dealing with complex feelings but that I am NOT a mother cucoo!

I am perfectly fine and without any confliction. I am NOT a mother cucoo either.

theevilpostman

I can send him a evil letter saying that

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evil-loftwing

I see that there is another evil loftwing! Shall we join forces and fight against the good?

@evil-crimson-loftwing

theevilpostman

you...

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #evil post man #evil mail man

bright-master-kohga

Misterrrr~ waittttt~

I have a package for you! 'hands you a box that suspiciously smells like bananas' there is no sender listen but I believe is was a non evil person, since this isn't an evil package.

Why, thank you, Mr. Evil Postman! *Opens package and proceeds to scream his head off like he's melting*

BANANAS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

theeherooftime

Alright, alright im here what’s everybody’s deal???

theevilpostman

runs up to you hand gives you a stack of letter that looks like a large pile of books... its actually a giant letter detailing everything that has happened, but the words are tiny and the whole thing is in overpowering uwu font.

#evil linked universe #evil mail man #evil chain #evil chain rp #evil post man

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evil-great-deku-tree

It is forsooth evil to be hither.. whither is mine young boy link?

the-real-evil-vio

*SLAMS BACK THROUGH THE DOOR*

I know I said I was going to go to bed, BUT- As I was about to evilly sleep-

THIS THOUGHT OCCURED TO ME

THAT IN SOME WAY

IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT LIKE THIS

JOJO PREDICTED THE EVIL OUTBREAK

Ok, that's all now. I can rest peacefully. Bye.

evil-minish

OUR PRESENCE HAS BEEN FORETOLD IN ANCIENT MURALS

the-real-evil-vio

evil-minish

What do you mean

i am very normal

we are very normal

evillwild2

we both are

we r so normal

evilbeedle

I run a very normal business thank you very much

theevilpostman

I deliver normal mail, not evil at all

#evil post man #evil linked universe #evil chain rp

ohgodmypc

WHAT is going on in the linked universe fandom?? first, a goddamn WAR that i still didnt quite understand and now everything is being taken over by evil versions of everyone? they even got hylia bro

the-real-evil-vio

Never forget the one who started it all!!!

#Evil warriors #evil linked universe

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very-normal-ravio

JOIN THE DARK SIDE

@evilmipha

As enticing as it is…

(There are amazing free cookies) No, Ravio, shhhh free stuff doesn’t always mean it’s better!

(Mr. Hero has already joined) No! He said not to!

(You’ll be strong enough to defend yourself) No… no… even though it is… quite enticing…

NO! I can’t stand for it!

evilmipha

J̣̌ØÏŊ Ű§

evil-queen-sonia

ONE OF US

theevilpostman

ONE OF US

#evil linked universe #evil chain rp #evil post man

clancycosmic

I'm so surprised none of the other evil Links have found me yet, I think I'm safe!

literal-legend-rabbit

hello

theevilpostman

hi

#evil chain rp #evil linked universe #evil post man

theevilpostman

beware, a streak of cyan might fly past your mailbox and steal your mail

evil-loftwing

*steals your hat*

theevilpostman

>:0 my evil hat!

I will come for you...

for no one can out run or fly the post man...

evil-loftwing

*starts flying away faster in fear*

theevilpostman

>:]

#evil linked universe #evil chain rp #evil post man

theevilpostman

please don’t deliver me any beetles

I only deliver taxes and eviction notices :)

evil-lu-phantom

What about mail REVOKING invitations?

theevilpostman

you can't revoke the mail! You will get your evil mail whether you like it or not!

evil-lu-phantom

I see

Do you deliver Evil Taxes?

theevilpostman

yes. only evil taxes, and only to the do gooders of the world

evil-lu-phantom

As you should

I have some evil taxes to send to my Not Evil citizens that Fight evil

theevilpostman

I can evilly deliver them for you </3

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #evil mail man

If you're the Evil Postman, are you like, really really slow?

-@evil-queen-sonia

no I'm uncatchably fast. I have to be to evilly deliver the good people evil mail without them being able to give it back.

and to evilly steal their good mail before they can get it >:]

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