Mr Wavy Blade

wtf is up tumblr haven’t been here in months‼️‼️‼️ who tf wanna fall in love with me on god

one thing about stede is that he’s always going to try to pepper classic pirate slang into the battle. love hearing his little “avast!”s through the chaos

it’s so funny that ricky was like “i’m a MINOR PRINCE.” as if zheng, the conquerer of CHINA and pirate QUEEN, would be intimidated by that??? baby didn’t do his research before he threw that little tidbit into the chat and it shows

david jenkins saying he made taika get wet the entire season bc that’s what the fans wanted is so genuinely amazing? going into the writers room and being like “yeah so the hoes want wet cat taika love u bye” just for US?? batting my eyelashes rn

imagine boning your fiancé for a whole day and then emerging from that cocoon to hear your entire found family being tortured 😭😭😭 like 😭😭😭

i need a prequel mini-series about stede finding the crew and convincing them aboard asap bc like. where tf does one happen upon buttons in the wild. how’d he snag lucius. where on gods green one was the swede at. i need answers dammit

can’t stop pining and yearning for the crew when they’re all dressed in the english solider uniforms

the least believable thing in the finale is that stede didn’t at least TRY to wear something flashy to the lupete wedding. you’re telling me this mf who has like 3 costume changes an episode wasn’t like “yes i gave up my fortune but what if we stole me a proper suit for this affair!!!”

stede would love HGTV and ed would watch the great british baking show like his life depends on seeing which baker wins bread week

stede and ed running to the ship to ask if ed can have a sleepover is so cute. i can’t stop thinking about them running together all giddy and smiley

begging for season 3 to have a running bit of stede learning to braid hair so he has more excuses to run his hands through ed’s