If You Cant Be The Best Hero,

“How about freak of Satan instead? Catchy.”

“I can’t believe how ungrateful you’re being, that gift took weeks of planning. I didn’t break any laws. The other sisters wish they thought of it…”

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“I can’t believe how ungrateful you’re being, that gift took weeks of planning. I didn’t break any laws. The other sisters wish they thought of it…”

he pulled a face when he saw… whatever it was. “yeesh. get it checked sis. were you mauled by a wolf or something?”

“But it’s so cute, you used to be so adorable.” Giselle teased, biting her tongue to stop the name slipping out again.

it was his birthday and he may or may not have had a little too much to drink in the excitement of it all. but still, he was single and had no intentions of getting back into a relationship. so he kissed the nearest person he found. all accidentally of course. 

“Not planning to be one, darling.” She smirked, observing the man in front of her. He looked drunk, and that was the easiest bait whenever she needed quick money. “Stark, huh? That explains the charm and the kiss. Name’s Illusion.”

“it’s okay, gotta be a specific type anyway.” just a random shrug which didn’t mean anything but it was a sign he should start sobering up. but was he going to? absolutely not. at least not today. “nice to know i’m famous enough for people to know my kissing style. not a real name but i really don’t care right now.”

@itsyanyabarnes

as if kissing one girl wasn’t enough for him, daniel ended up kissing someone else. unfortunately for him, it ended up being anya. not that he hated anya. just that he should not be kissing her, especially with the amount of alcohol in his system ( miracle he hadn’t passed out )

it was his birthday and he may or may not have had a little too much to drink in the excitement of it all. but still, he was single and had no intentions of getting back into a relationship. so he kissed the nearest person he found. all accidentally of course.