Raccoon Griffin Lair

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

Wait, listening to the same song on repeat is stimming?

I do not mean a normal amount of listening to the same song on repeat I mean that in October and November 2022 the only thing I listened to was Type O Negative's "Black No. 1" and I listened to it for 18 hours a day. This is, apparently, a kind of stimming.

*quietly hides the four playlists that I have that are just copies of one song from different recordings or releases*

To be clear I do not know what the normal amount is. When Large Bastard and I started dating I had a tape in my car with Tom Petty's "Dancing at the Zombie Zoo" on it that I knew exactly when to flip the other side (halfway through "Yer so Bad") so that I could flip it again and listen to Zombie Zoo again and I did that enough that Large Bastard still can't listen to Tom Petty and also it wore through the tape. So whatever normal is it is probably less than that.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE TRAINED OUT OF WALKING ON TIP TOES

Fml why are things permitting themselves to happen

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA

Queer history such as: The interpersonal grievance I had five years ago with someone whose social media reach never broke into quadruple digits, but it felt super important at the time

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

I think this to myself every time I brush my teeth.

@brosser-les-dents

cant believe "little miss [x] has (or would) [y]" has just become a normal part of my vocabulary. like i say that unprompted tp people who dont even get the reference. like whats wrong with me i feel so embarassing sometimes

nearly xaught myself yesterday saying "little miss tv pervert would like the remote for very normal reasons" to my very offline roommates and fuck i felt so stupid. i felt so so stupid. like im so dumb

cant believe "little miss [x] has (or would) [y]" has just become a normal part of my vocabulary. like i say that unprompted tp people who dont even get the reference. like whats wrong with me i feel so embarassing sometimes

nearly xaught myself yesterday saying "little miss tv pervert would like the remote for very normal reasons" to my very offline roommates and fuck i felt so stupid. i felt so so stupid. like im so dumb

Everybody talking about how diy hrt is so haaaard and dangerousssss is lying btw it's literally fine. Yes even for testosterone. Do you know how many cis dudes are taking grey market steroids? Nobody gives a shit unless you're going through customs or already getting pulled over for something else

Also the whole "taking t is dangerous for your health" thing like. It's not going to turn your blood into pudding and kill you. Do you know how much higher than the suggested max/cis male dosage you have to go for anything weird to start happening? You are not going to accidentally overdose on a sex hormone your body already naturally produces. Your body will start converting it to estrogen (which still isn't ideal, sure) Long before it reaches that point. It's Literally Fine. Do your actual research on this don't let detrans grifters scare you out of at least Reading About It as a possibility

You can also get bitcoin via cashapp in like two seconds, yknow, if you don't want to email some dubious website your banking information. None of this is as hard as they want you to think it is

I also like to point out that the HRT you see online is generally legit, especially if you're using a source that has been approved and vetted by the community. If it's not gray market stuff that's just the actual medication, but from another country, then it's almost certainly something that was made with a level of care and safety. People will take DIY vials and send them off to be tested in labs. People have made sure that this stuff is safe and they wouldn't be recommending it unless it was something that they felt was safe and effective.

^ Yeah literally. It's not like. Being made in a bathtub or something. It's just dropshipping. I've Heard about homebrewed estrogen being Fine anyway but you can literally just order medicine from other countries