EGGMAN EMPIRE

asshole thats my line

incorrect-sonic-lore

i am creating another metal virus

- totally not eggman

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

anyways im going to another planet so i dont die

fuck you sonic

astraea-thestarborn

spamt

specil-salesmen-1997

g

astraea-thestarborn

oh my god guys its spamton

im gonna throw rocks at spamton how about that

specil-salesmen-1997

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

i told blue knuckles to do it

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

HADES???

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

attempted g e n o c i d e, you say?

and omnicide

doesn't work for the joke.

eh, but yeah. LOTS of mass murder and (attempted) genocide.

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OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

HADES???

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

attempted g e n o c i d e, you say?

and omnicide

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

HADES???

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

dawg don't even i know what you've done.

me, being the genius doctor eggman, will give you a list

Mass murder, Mass brainwashing, World domination, Terrorism, Abuse of power, Animal cruelty, Poaching, Stalking, Slavery, Kidnapping, Theft, Conspiracy, Incrimination, Blackmail, Invasion, War crimes, Arson, Destruction of property, Pollution, Torture, Unethical experimentation, Unlawful imprisonment, Attempted genocide, Attempted omnicide.

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

HADES???

listen i'm sorry but it had to be done.

SANS THIS IS TOO EVIL EVEN FOR ME

heyimriver

New reblog game

Like it's basically Just lie about the previous poster. But actually lie about the previous poster not just one person

@urlocal-ace-of-spades @nyxxikat @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @jerdabigback @crowthesapphic @thatnonbinanry @oopsallhomo @aleksxsxs AND OPEN TAGS LITERALLY ANYONE JOIN.

Like whoever reblogs this has to lie about me and whoever reblogs their post has to lie about them. You get me? :P

Anyways have fun guys :D

crowthesapphic

Oky imma try this

River isn’t cool

(⬆️ pointing out that this is the lie about prev cause I over think and don’t wanna lose friends (: )

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

woahlookatthatcoolbird

oh oh oh ummm.......... lemme think think..............

Crow is secretly the long lost mpreg child of Jamilton. How they are still currently alive i dont know she just is

(I have never seen hamilton before)

@qwerty-sky @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @legendaryllamawolf @ur-fav-shakespeare-nerd + anyone else who wants to join!!

fishymari

Erm uh lookatthatbirdie doesn't like chocate chip muffins and thinks that blueberry ones are better (they are tho)

@nyx-is-very-tired @circus-puppet-error @meridamermaid @bu0yants @socksfromthedishwasher @ellieintheworld

socksfromthedishwasher

fishymari hates chinchou….it’s their least favorite pokémon >:( oh

@al-e-x-ander @spaceloverjelly @hergegergegergeger @hffghhf @emisnotfound @ruino1fan i currently cannot think of any more because my brain is being wonky rn but!!! anyone!!! who sees this!!!

ruino1fan

Your socks are from the dryer.

@thatcatstickfigure @touakicatsss @ichika-nui @lemoneblossom @levorenin tags open too…

lemoneblossom

ive never interacted with u lmao but this seems cool thx for tagging me :))

ren (thats your name right, it was in your intro) HATES rui

(sry idk much abt u so i cant do a better lie im just going on your user)

@jamwam0 @the-worm-from-the-string @autophobiastar @wenouma @pepperpocket + open tags :3

jamwam0

madi HATES south park and musicals 👀👀

@niktokof @nehelenia-scythe @hi-imaflamingo @cuspid64

niktokof

prev is number one hater of Sam & Max

@fatelosingitspatience @beatrixie12 @autisimyfoxerronii @agendermarimba @laverish @meph-829 @transmasc-offical @voxisme + others i forgor

meph-829

Niktokof despises sea sponges of all varieties.

@fated-fucked-future @maplethedarkshine @mamarobotnikoffical @guntankfan @adventureerasonic @zephyr-the-artist

+♾️

astraea-thestarborn

prev is NOT mephiles the dark

i destroyed previous rebloggers future

@grounders-wife-official

incorrect-sonic-lore

did you know? sonic and shadow are transgender and also lesbians and they go kissy sometimes

Did you know...?

Sonic and Shadow are transgender and also lesbians and they go kissy sometimes.

as eggman i support every member of the lgbtq community

but not the hedgehog

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gbling00py

Tightly on a leash <33

An offering for the great @doctor-ivo-eggman-robotnik because I feel the need to make his yearning way worse lmao. also thiss was based HEAVILY off of this post.

This is silly and stupid and I refuse to admit how long it took for me to finish this god-awful drawing of this absolute FREAKAZOID!!! But eh, you win some you loose some.

that-one-fuckass-stone-image

agent stone...😍

stone get back to work

@theeggmanempirejoinnow

wrong universe

NO WAY

I CANT BELIEVE THIS! 😭

breadfrom-space

Working efficiently!

this did happen

- eggman

maxpawb

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

The eggman empire approves of trans people

me and @theeggmanempirejoinnow

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WE ARE THE SAME PERSON

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me and @theeggmanempirejoinnow

the-hydroxian-artblog

Metal Sonic doesn't slide enough. he needs to slide more. it's sick as hell when he does it