The sun sounds exactly how you’d expect 5/10 for predictability
Mercury is VERY CONCERNING. Sounds basically just like wind, but like, if the wind had claws and was stalking you down an alley. 0/10 do not like
Venus is very intimidating, but like, in the good way. Sure, she can kill you, but she’s also very pretty, and more importantly, predictable. Like this is a thing of great power that will only punish you if you offend her. 9/10, one point deducted for not being completely sure what qualifies as offense.
Earth is… also as expected. Sounds very busy. The ocean is going places. 4/10, predictable and also I already live here
Mars is empty. And all the martians are… here? Well, they’re certainly not on mars. 2/10, totally abandoned, not even dangerous.
Jupiter is chiller than a Jupiter should sound, which is a little concerning. What is it hiding. On the other hand, probably can’t kill you unless you enter. Safe to watch from a distance. 6/10, alright sounds but just not as fascinating as some other planets.
Saturn is. Going. To. Kill. You. And unlike Venus, Saturn would TOTALLY sneak behind you in the shower to do it. -10000/10, absolutely do not like, might need to remember to look behind me when walking alone.
Uranus… is very chill. Not really doing much. Even less than Jupiter, to be honest. 3/10, boring.
Neptune sounds like he’s sleeping. 8/10 for cuteness.
Pluto… is music. Like, I’ve HEARD this experimental drone band. He’s got multiple notes going and everything. 11/10, waiting for the album.
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