On a journey with Jim

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

vodka is made from potatoes. potatoes are a vegetable. vodka is salad.

Jurassic World teaser x

If I was rich I would buy 780,000 assorted spiders (Tarantuas, hobos, etc) and tell every town in the United States to give me money and the city that gives the least amount of money will get the 780,000 spiders released into their community

#lines that make me laugh when i remember them at 3am

i am literally the grinch

I think as we grew older we realized the Grinch wasn’t the antagonist at all. He was just a fucking adult.