*insert witty title here*

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?

Grace internally: Oh right, low gravity can cause bone degradation. Makes sense that after so long in space it'd be good

Grace: sounds good to me!

One modification to the LPR5 gene later

Grace falls off a cliff

Grace: Hey why didn't I break any bones???

Rocky: ??? We made your bones strong statement

[yeah yeah in spoken language we do say sour cream, other polish people proszę się nie przypierdalać okej, but I'm talking about the actual product in the store ok none of that shit ever calls itself "soured cream" apart from that one brand that calls itself soured cream in english] anyway knowing which one is which is NOT the issue actually. it's just that. I have a book of handwritten recipes that I collected over the years from different sources and because I was the one writing them down EVERY SINGLE RECIPIE CALLS FOR SOUR CREAM BECAUSE I WAS CALLING EVERYTHING ŚMIETANA

I DIDNT KNOW ŚMIETNA AND ŚMIETANKA ARE DIFFERENT I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING CUTE. I THOUGHT THEY CAME IN SMALL CONTAINERS WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE CALL IT ITSY BITSY CUTIE CREAM OK

WHY YES!!!

Smew (Mergellus albellus), male, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Mooka-Igashira Park, Moka, Tochigi, Japan

photo by anonymous photographer on eBird 

Baikal Teal (Sibirionetta formosa), male, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, found in Russia and East Asia

photograph by Gary Kramer

King Eider (Somateria spectabilis), males, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Norway

photograph by Marek Jackowski

Surf Scoter (Melanitta perspicillata), male, family Anatidae, Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve, Huntington Beach, California, USA

photograph by Alan D. Wilson 

Barnacle Goose (Branta leucopsis), family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, found in parts of Northern Europe and Greenland.

photograph by Andreas Trepte 

African Pygmy-Goose (Nettapus auritus), male, family Anatidae, Ethiopia

photograph by Andrew Spencer

Tundra Swan (Cygnus columbianus), family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Japan

photograph by Maga-chan

Knob-billed Duck (Sarkidiornis melanotos), male, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Kruger National Park, South Africa