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Alastair: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Matthew: Don't tell me it's Alastair.

Matthew: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Matthew:

Alastair: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Thomas: But you’re always acting stupid?

Alastair: ...

Christopher: What do you mean?

James: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to cause trouble?

Christopher: No?

James: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.

Thomas: How so?

Cordelia: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Lucie: Yes!

Matthew: Then why are you coming along?

James: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Cordelia: Alastair, I'm sad.

James: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Christopher: I personally was created in a lab.

James: I’ll call

Thomas: Christopher and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Alastair: Put spaghetti in it.

Thomas: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Matthew: Put spaghetti in it.

Thomas: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Lucie: Put spaghetti in it.

James: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Matthew: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHRISTOPHER WITH ME

Thomas, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.