The Deranged Tiny Farmer

This blog tells the story of a save file that slowly grows more and more deranged and unhinged as I strive toward perfection.

Alix had made me this hilarious but unfortunately slightly inaccurate photo that also uses my real name, so I won't be sharing it, but it calls me a cave troll farmer and a convicted fish jailer.

CONVICTED FISH JAILER. CAVE TROLL FARMER. Yes, you read that correctly and it will absolutely be explained later.

This blog will tell the story of how an innocent modded save file soon became increasingly unhinged and hilarious. I might also share the Lance Fan Fic here that became canon to this save file, including how I ended up learning to code my own mod to make the most adorable little purple felon of a 'Trinket'. Turnip. 🙃

I'm sure as you all can see, this is going to be ridiculous, hilarious and hopefully at least a little helpful. 😉

I will write a list of my current Mods for reference and link it to this post for anyone interested as well.

[CP] BeansPetOverhaul

[CP] Better Together - SVE Spouse Buffs

[CP] Find a Familiar

[CP] Homewrecker Lance

[CP] juminos' Trinkets

[CP] Mihaus Fox Pets

[CP] Raccoon Pet

[CP] Toothless Pet

[FTM] Frontier Farm

AutomaticGates

C_PyTKLite

CJBCheatsMenu

CJBItemSpawner

ConsoleCommands

ContentPatcher

DeepWoodsMod

ExpandedPreconditionsUtility

FarmTypeManager

GenericModConfigMenu

GrampletonFields

Have More Kids and Adopt Leo

HaveMoreKids

HugsAndKisses

InstantBuildings

JsonAssets

LadderLocator

Lance Marriage Expansion Pack

LivestockBazaar

NewGameSettings

PoohCore

SaveBackup

SDVLoveLetters

SkipFishingMinigameDotnet5

SkullCavernElevator

SpaceCore

Stardew Valley Expanded

StardewUI

TractorMod

TravelingCartReminder

TrinketTinker