ShortShiteoftheShire

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The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

HAPPY IAD DAY EVERYONE!💜🤍🩶🖤

Since explaining my sexuality usually results in people asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions, I keep with me the definition card and let it do the job for me, and I tell them I wont explain any further, because personally, it’s not their businessI’m a proud Ace, but that doesn’t mean I have to openly tell people I just met about all the details about my sexuality. Asexual people can masturbate, have sex, watch porn, be sex repulsive, neutral or positive. That doesn’t mean we have to tell you extensively if we do or are any of these as soon we tell you we are Ace. Please respect us regardless of our place in the spectrum💜

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

"Oh, you kids and your Markipliers and your Ryan Goslings, it does my old heart good to see the youths having fun with thematically similar crack ships. Why, back in my day there was Jack Frost and Elsa fan art as far as the eye could see. And before that, meticulously edited AMVs of different animated characters making out to Paramore. Heheh yep, the kids are alright."