Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

me

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

-Social media- I’ll get to experience high school’s social anxiety, bullying and inappropriate sexual energy, but all the time, in front of the whole world.

Can we make this the new meme?

I forgot to add the picture.

Love this meme

Everyone check out this meme. It’s gonna be the meme of August

Honestly we really do need to go back to 2000s emo makeup I’m so exhausted with the current perfection trends let’s start bragging about how our eyeliner is going strong on day 3 again

just wow…

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

This is me