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Dawn and Dusk / illustrations by Alphonse Mucha, 1899.

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“Baby goats in pajamas” by Heera Cha on INPRNT
It would be a real shame if instead of being covered by paint, which can be removed, bronze statues of racists were to come into contact with saltwater or tomatoes and be destroyed by irreversible bronze disease.
Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
Here is the problem in a nutshell
Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?
But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father
This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY
“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband
Thanks I think?
“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”
Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list
1. I need a riding lawn mower
2. I need a white tank top
3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one
4. I need a book of puns
5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby
6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH
Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

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Cover drawing by Nick Speke for IN WONDERLAND (1968) by Canadian band, Mutual Understanding.
Girl with a Pearl Earrings cosplay in a Han-dynasty costume (recreation of a dress uncovered in the mawangdui tombs)
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Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
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The Reviews™ are in
I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.
OH MY GOD
WATCH THIS. PLEASE.
oh….my….god
It’s 4 am, I have a fever, and I’m pretty sure I just hallucinated He Man and Skeletor doing the Dirty Dancing
this is so fucking funny help
This may be the best thing I have ever seen
Omg that was awesome
I will always reblog Dirty Dancing He-Man and Skeletor.
Holy hell! My life is now complete.
This will never not be funny
does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

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Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please
Me a second later:
Effervescent
Pitch: Muppet Lord of the Rings. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Imagine her just throwing herself at a human man playing Aragorn. Imagine her defeating the Witch-King of Angmar by going “HI-YA!” and karate chopping him.
Throwing herself at Aragorn
Then Kermit arrives as Faramir and she just bodily pitches Aragorn offscreen
Gonzo as Frodo, using a cannon to launch himself and the ring into Mordor
I dreamt that I was invited to this zoo to get a behind-the-scenes peek at the newest baby animal they had acquired. When I arrived, however, it wasn’t a baby animal at all, but a human girl around seven years old. “What the hell is this?” I demanded. “Is this a joke?” “Just wait,” said my companion. The “girl” turned out to be a hyperrealistic robot. She moved, sounded, and spoke just like a real person, but they hadn’t been able to program a complex emotional range into her. She was sullen, sarcastic, and exceptionally rude. Her makers were frustrated that she didn’t seem to be developing correctly and their attempts at reprogramming her had failed or resulted in unexpected glitches. She greeted me by yanking on my hair until I yelped in pain. “Why am I here?” I asked. I wasn’t a programmer, computer engineer, or child psychologist - I was a fish and wildlife officer. “Well, you’re good with kids, and we just thought she might connect better with someone like herself. Someone who’s coping better.” When he saw my confusion, he leaned over and whispered a word into my ear, and I suddenly remembered that I was also a robot. I spent several weeks with the girl, just hanging out and talking about being both a person and a robot, and how they were not mutually exclusive. She was fully aware that she was a machine and didn’t see any reason why she should pretend otherwise and perform acceptable human behaviors. She saw me as a sellout and a disgrace and enjoyed pinching me just to see me squirm in artificial pain. Whenever I’d express something about valuing my emotions because happiness and love are positive experiences worth developing, she’d just laugh derisively and insult me. With no change in her development after several months, her makers started experimenting with me. They’d disable me, remove parts, and deactivate me to see how I worked, snip wires and reconnect them, purposefully scare or upset me to explore my emotional complexity, and threaten to wipe my memories. The fact that I was a robot kept slipping in and out of my awareness, so much of the time, I thought I was actually dying. And then the girl decided to rescue me by straight-up murdering everyone in the room. She took my hand, led me outside, and informed me that we were now robo-fugitives who must survive in the wild. I walked hand-in-hand into the woods with my angry robot daughter.
On an “I am autistic” level, I identify deeply with both you and your angry robot daughter.
If this were a book or movie, I think you could absolutely say that it was a heavyhanded metaphor for neurodivergence.
Since it’s a dream, though, I can’t claim any literary devices or deeper meaning beyond “I looked at a painting of a dying android immediately before I went to sleep”.
glumshoe you drempt this? like in one night?
yeah but I also dreamt that Tumblr User @sexhaver‘s legal name was Sex Haver the same night so it’s really hit-or-miss in this here subconscious
Look at this fucking fit and tell me it doesn't kick ass
I'm about to commit a felony

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