The Crisscolfer Squad

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A

adamsucksapple - ajamaa21 - ajw720 - akalizmay - allyouneedisloveandcrisscolfer - aphroditesky - angelsandfairiesworld - aromanticatheart67 - ascotandbowtie

B

being-on-ur-own - believeincrisscolfer - blainedoesaynil - bonamore - boo5soswiftie - boomboompanda - bowtiefightclub - bowtiesandcoffeedates - broadwaydarren

C

candyklainesandmistletoe - carmzb - catsenvy - ccandklaine4ever - ccfetish - ccshipper4ever - chasingcarsandrainbows - cheesecakesandcronuts - cheru - chloexmurray - chrisanddarrenfan11 - chrisanddarrenstuff - chrisdarebashfulsmiles -  chrisschriscriss - citizenklaine-love - colfersunicorn - comewhatmay2 - comewhatmay206 - courageousdreamers - crissable - crisscolfer-is-real - crisscolferbabe - crisscolferfanforlife - crisscolferhappiness - crisscolferisotp -  crisscolfershallalwaysbemylove - crissquare

D

dailychanginggirl - daisyccolfer - daisycrisstophercolfer - darebearsgleek - darren-elle - darrenspanda - dcandcclove - disneyprincessdarren - dor51 - dreamersdessert - dreamsofsteele - drumsinheaven -dvcorvis

E - F

faerieoftara - fangirlftshipper - feel-the-magic-in-the-making - flowersintheattic254 - fuuck-the-tie

G - H

gaiuuz - geminess - giraffelover21 - glee-stronghold

hairgelblaine - harrynerrycolfer - headintheklaineclouds - hedwigandnoel - herondgraystairs - hestherewithme - heukii - heynonynony - hippopotamusbrooch - hisfavoriteworstnightmare - hobbitsnbabycupcakes - hrh-crisscolfer

I - J

ideasneverworkunlessyoudo - ilovecrisscolferthings - imirmaquiet - imjustgonnarunaway - itsclearlypuppylove - iwanttofindmylobster

jaci3 - jayceebanner - johnistheantivirus - joickforever

K

katyshepherd92 - kbvibes - kiminacup - kitanna35 - klaine-moves-me - klaine2x06 - klaineandcrisscolfer4ever - klaineandspobyofcambridge - klainechrisdarren - klainecuresmypain - klainemakesmyheartgosuperwee - klainemaniac - klainer99 - klaineisabattlefield - klaineispurrrfect - klainiac14 - klainish-citizen - klisses-and-klugs

L

larrylamposts - larryxxlarry - leighanne45 - livinginthestateofnostalgia

M - N

magnusalx - mandaclair - mardie186 - melimelo39 - midlifecrisses - mirandalightwood - mlkalmar - mmack0621 - mrdarcysdarlinglove - msjessjohnston - msklainehummel - myklaineobsession

najincolfer-criss - nbowden1 - newrefugium - nikijuly17th

O - P

obnoxiousbookhugger - oldladyklainer - onlyaquietgirl - onlydarrchris - onlymartix - onwednesdaysklainewearpink - oscarlikestoparty - pavarottisrevenge - piglet330 - princewarblersteenagedream

Q - R

queenimmadolla - rainbowcolors-turnedgray - remembertolearntoforget - rinibini77

S

saramgd - sassboootttt - scrapmom2112 - seasonofglee - shiningwhiteghpst - shipitcc - singingklaine - soofreakincharmy - southerndisneyprincess - sparkybandit -  speedyfansuit - stillgoingstrongforeternity - stilllgoingstrong - stopandimaginelove -  stowytime - struckbystories - sunshineqaf - superlovelifeforever - sweetfreakingunicorn

T - U

tahtah678 - thecrisscolfersquad - theklainetomyglee - themarionette-theporcelaindoll - theworldcouldbeburningdarkblue - theywillnevereverstopus - thisfeebleheart - thricellamaaddicted - tiki-pineapples246 - tonguestilltiedbyyou - these-two-idiots

V - W

valentinahart - vardyneedsklaine - vdmitrievnaa - vivianagleek

wackyyak - warblerklaineforever - wearenotbrokenjustbentcc - weddingbellklaine - wickedlyklaining - wishingonstarsanddaydreaming - whenklainebowsappear

X - Y - Z

loves

Chris

“Do you not want to talk about that?

I have nothing that I want to hide, but I have to be very careful, because I have very passionate fans that are very protective over me. I always keep that tight-lipped for people’s safety.

Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Yeah. Yeah.

But we don’t know who he is?

Well, I mean, it’s not a secret, but I don’t want to list his name or anything. Or their names. I’ve always been that way. I’ve always been protective of my personal life. I really like to keep my personal and professional as separate as possible.” Chris

Five years on Glee…two different glee clubs, hundreds of co-workers…SETH asked for ONE story from ALL 5 years that NO ONE had EVER heard…and he goes back to Sutton Foster? Seriously? There’s not another story about anyone or anything else that he hasn’t already told 4x this year? He said Chris’ name roughly 5 or 6 times. He LOVES LOVES LOVES talking about his first date with Chris. In fact, before we even knew anything about it, he was talking about it in 2011 during his People Magazine Sexiest 2011 photo shoot: 

“The perfect date night? Um… The perfect date depends on who the person is, really. Um, it would involve, probably, a lot of conversation. I’m very basic. I’m–I love going to the theatre, so I would love to do–Go see a play or go see a musical anywhere, and afterwards have some dinner and talk about it. Kind of, really, talk about what we just experienced. Conversation is probably the most important part about any date for me, so… Yea.

I don’t think there’s a “better” or “worse” for being naughty or nice. Ha, yea. There-they both come hand in hand in appropriate moments.

It’s a big sexy no-no, uh, for guys and girls, is not being able to hold a conversation. That’s a big no-no for me. You can’t have an articulate discourse with somebody, and you’re not interesting, uh, conversationally, then just–that’s–forget it. I really can’t, uh, talk to you. Ha.”  People Magazine interview 2011 X

The story about their first date begins right at the beginning of the video:

At 2:17 right after Darren says that none of his friends knew or liked Sutton Foster and wouldn’t go, Seth says “Ya mean your ‘straight’ friends?” to which Darren smiles and replies “yeah my straight friends” as if he differentiating himself from his “straight” friends?

Something to point out, when Darren was talking about Chris being the “big tv star, he had won a Golden Globe” at the time they met, again he’s blurring his memory while he’s constantly gushing about Chris.  Chris didn’t win the Golden Globe until 2011 after season 2 and Darren was AT the Golden Globes with him. He’s just so damn proud of him it’s heartwarming.

The way he speaks about Chris, the way his face literally glows and with that smitten kitten grin, if someone just happened upon this conversation they’d assume he was speaking about his significant other.

At the 3:45 mark:

Seth: Have you ever thought about doing a show together? Like a live show together?”

Darren: Well, ya know Chris actually hates, I mean…he hates…I’m sure everyone is You Tubing… Chris hates it when you talk about him, but uh…he hates singing live.  He hates it. Hates singing live. Doesn’t like doing it.

Seth: Just give him my phone number

Darren: Yeah. I think he’s great. I think he’d be great doing something he just never liked it.

Not only listen to him, but WATCH HIS FACE.  He knows this man.  They know one another intimately.  He’s speaking from experience.

No matter what BS may occur this evening or in the near future, always come back to THIS.  This is the truth. Darren was happy and at home - his parents were there to support him.  He gushed about his favorite memory yet again…because it’s very, very important to him. The rest…it’s garbage and fodder for gossip magazines and money in the pockets of the out of touch execs who are temporarily in control.

Darren you didn’t even try.

I see a smitten puppy who can’t stop talking and smiling about Chris, Chris who’s very private and didn’t like that anyone with half a brain could SEE what was happening between them, but Darren couldn’t care less cuz he was so deep in luv and can’t hide it…and HE was the one, yet again, who brought up their very first date, which he remembers in such detail, calling it a date and very gay.

Okey dokey Daisy.  We feel ya.

- We’ve had a lot of Hollywood veterans on this show who say that the golden allure of Hollywood is gone. You think so?

- Yes, yes.

Since, for unknow to me reason, Tumblr doesn’t show the links in the orginal post anymore, I’ve made a static version of the masterpost, you can find it here.

“It is definitely the most autobiographical, truthful book that I’ve written to date” - Chris - AOL Build (12 minute mark)

W doesn’t work for C, C said on the radio that W is a screenwriter and his boyfriend, not his assistant!

“By the way, I made up half the shit I just told you”.

“Being deceitful is so draining, and I’m only dishonest when I HAVE to be.“

“It’s the reason famous people can never be totally truthful when they speak publicly”

“… Derek Kr@eger, W.S., Heather M@nzutto … … … and all my friends and family.”

You are tinhatters and conspirers and your “CrissColfer theories” have no real support, like M/arren and C/hill. We haven’t seen C and D together since Gl@e ended!

“When it comes to solving conspiracy theories, you should never look at the info they give you, only the info they don’t.”

If D were gay he would say it, he is a LGBT ally! He said he was straight and he would never lie!

“But you aren’t under a studio contract! You don’t have legal obligations to a network! No one is going to sue you for everything you have if you don’t follow their orders!”

“It’s the reason famous people can never be totally truthful when they speak publicly.”

“I can’t imagine what it’s like to be one of those people whose whole life is a lie and who have to keep the truth from their friends and family.”

Darren can’t be attracted to men because he’s dated women!

“I’ve always been attracted to girls, but there’s only one person I can say I’ve loved in that way… and that’s you. The world isn’t black and white, and the people who think it is are the ones who always screw things up.”

If D and C were dating they would say it! There is no reason to hide in 2017, gay marriage is legal so they would be safe to be public!

“Fame is the complete opposite of respect. Fame is getting interrupted every time you have a meal – it’s getting asked favors by complete strangers whenever you step outside – it’s getting asked advice on how to break into the industry from the guy taking a dump in the stall next to you – it’s getting criticized by the whole world and never getting to defend yourself!”

“In an industry that makes a hobby out of ripping celebrities apart…”

“You lose the right to humanity when you become famous. It’s just the way it is.”

”… all the bullshit and challenges that came with fame…“

“It’s just cruel for everyone to analyze you like they are.”

F@X is not forcing Darren in the closet, Gl@e was a gay show and Ryan is openly gay!

“In an industry that makes a hobby out of ripping celebrities apart, and on a set controlled by people who didn’t care for me very much…”

Publicists are there to help the artists, not to lie to the fans, they only help with their careers!

“Whoa, a naked picture of Amy Evans just leaked.” “Did she get hacked?” “I don’t think so, looks like it came from her Twitter account.”

C and D would never lie to their fans!

“You should know by now that heroes don’t exist. It’s your own fault for thinking they do.”

"It’s the reason famous people can never be totally truthful when they speak publicly.”