Crazy Techie

Ok, How about for one of those commander decks, like what happened with the March of the Machine decks?

What are you trying to do? Make a battery in my mouth?

He owns a dog with a normal name. Like Dave.

Cigarettes are a type of veggie wrap.

Tobacco is a veggie and paper is a tortilla.

still waiting for tumblr to let us pay money for silly little hats. it's the natural progression. let our icons wear stupid little hats i beg you

Could be worse.

We have 7 or 8 holes only on a macroscopic level. On the microscopic level we have trillions of holes. And on the quantic level we are mostly made of empty space between atomic nuclei.

someday i will play those weird ass pokemon games on gamecube

You mean pokemon stadium and that one about shadow Pokemon?

Technoblade never dies!

cc ~ ))___\_ I am cozy, please do not bother me.

(puts weighted blanket on you) Never.

Turkeys migrate further as leftovers than as live birds.

I’m like 95% sure turkeys don’t migrate

I think that’s the point?

Don’t logic me

Sorry.

I’m allergic to logic, it’s a tragedy

I’m allergic to bullshit. We should breed and see what our children are allergic to

Unfortunately, I’m also allergic to breeding, another tragedy

Ah, so an asexual.

The permission slips for Ms. Frizzle’s class must have been wild.

You think she had permission slips? That would mean that the students knew where they were going before class.

Hmm... Cyana's color scheme, Cyana's motif, but I have a hard time seeing that plump blue marshmallow using that blade.

Commas, are, speed bumps, for, your, brain.

My eyes were blurry while reading this so I thought it read "Comas are speed bumps for your brain."

fuck around and find out is a nice sentiment, but i feel like it's mostly a group of rich investors, geneticists, and paleontologists who fucked around, and us innocent bystanding theme park tourists who are finding out

No, they are also finding out. In a separate area and taking notes.

Due to the declining population of people who own houses with garages and have kids, drummers are probably going to become very rare in the next couple generations

My dad drums in the basement, garages aren’t a necessity

What if you dont have a basement, cellar, or empty (enough) garage?

Then wherever you have space for a drumset

Bagpipes are cheaper and don't take up as much space.