The One and Only Crazy DM

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

yes he has

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 594

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

"you can still write about sensitive topics as long as it's handled tastefully!" you cry into the abyss as I proceed to "mishandle" every sensitive topic ever on purpose

Told my granny about this contest while I was getting lunch with her. I explained the concept, gave some examples people had submitted, and then she just nodded and said "Brendan Fraser. He's barely younger than me but, you know." and I could only nod because I did, in fact, know. I just didn't know that she would know.

Your Granny is an icon and we must protect her