the corona daily.

They’re cute, I guess. Kind of boring. But then again, most couples are once they actually get together. But who knows? Maybe lilscal will surprise us. I’m not holding my breath for it - but it could happen.

- Jubileena

@chamelepascalcamouflage // @devillelil

The exact same thing. Tink’s numbers might be even higher, honestly.  And at a younger age too. We don’t slut shame around here, though, so good for both of them. 

- Jubileena

@10kvidia // @missbxll

Right? The way he even tries to compare himself and the Lost Boys to The Muses... It’s sad, truly, how out of touch he is with reality. Because he is nothing in comparison to them. Not only did they lose Battle of the Bands by a huge margin, but no one outside of the island has ever even heard of them as far as we can tell. The Muses are on an entire world tour right now. Tyler doesn’t deserve to even put his name in the same sentence as them yet alone think he’s actually competition for the girls.

- Jubileena

@tylertootlesanderson

Have we seen it? Oh honey, half the views are probably us at this point, we’re obsessed with it. I didn’t think Phoenix was capable of ever doing anything that could excite me, but here he is giving us the video of the year. Seeing Vanellope run off crying over Phoenix Panice of all people? Oscar worthy. Of course it was an overreaction but are you surprised? It’s Vanellope, she’s pathetic. Let’s all say thank you to Taffyta for giving us this little gift. I’m gonna go watch it again right now.

- Crumbelina

@sheglitch @phoenixpanics @primadonnaracer

In a fairytale universe sure, maybe the bunker brat gets the girl. But here? In reality? Honey. Miss Poppy doesn’t have the best taste in men, I’ll give you that -- Angelo has the personality of a rotting plank of wood, Randall’s always skulking around like a little sewer rat, and dating a grown ass man who says jiminy jaminy is unforgiveable. But even with all that said, she’s gotta’ want more for herself than Branch. If she wanted him, she’d be with him and not getting back with her exe or having a kid with a whole ass other man. We’re not rooting for Branch on this side. Hope he figures it out though. 

- Snowanna 

@artsandpoppy @branchgrcy @angelosanger @randallbxggs @fixingitfclix

Once again, saying they’re a little weird is an understatement. But they’re nice enough, I guess. If nice is what you’re into. Something is definitely off about them, though. I mean, Sibella seems to think she’s a fucking vampire... What the fuck is up with that? And Winnie runs around on all four. It’s fucking weird. But I guess Phoebe is fine, especially in comparison to the others.

- Jubileena

@phantcsma // @howlingwinnie // @fangtasticsibella

How do we know they didn’t? Just because we didn’t see it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Use your imagination, ladies.

- Crumbelina

@chippyskylark @dirtydeville

Who knows. They seemed fine as far as we could tell when she left for the first leg of tour, then she came home and suddenly they’re breaking up at the masquerade. And not only that - less than five hours later she’s running off to spend the night with Benny and kissing him at midnight. So whatever happened there likely wasn’t pretty. I’d love to know more, though. If you have theories we’ll gladly take them.

- Jubileena

@mel-ancholymuse // @hansoftheisles // @bennyshippe

Do we care?

- Jubileena

Now let’s not come for Serena, okay? Can you blame her? Eric is one of the hottest men on this island, he even looked good walking around with a fucking frog on his shoulder. Those eyes, that smile, those ARMS. He’s dreamy as hell, I’d be holding on to him too. Sure it’s a little desperate, but I’m rooting for her. Too bad he doesn’t seem like the type to be tied down.

- Crubmelina

@serenariverr @ohcapitans

Listen, who wouldn’t want to get back together with Layla? She’s beautiful, smart, and she’s getting to the bag. Does it change the fact that her one personality trait is not knowing what decade we live in? No, but Hades is dull too so it all checks out in my book. But still being into your exe after all that time is pathetic, they either need to get it together or give it to God at this point. 

- Snowanna 

@hadesniketas @ladylaylas

That’s probably what he likes to think of himself, yeah. But whose girl is he stealing? As far as I know he’s only been hooking up with Vidia and Vanellope. Which, let’s be real, Vidia’s community coochie at this point. And no one else is seriously coming for Vanellope. So he hasn’t been stealing shit.

- Jubileena

@ssparkypants // @10kvidia // @sheglitch

Honestly - I don’t really care who does or doesn’t stay together. But yeah, they’re cute enough. I guess if I had to care about any couple they could be on the list. 

- Jubileena

@agnesgruuxx // @greenlouieduck

First of all, how do you and your crew try to sneak jump someone, outnumber them and still get your ass beat? Just embarrassing. I think the fact that they lost that spectacularly outweighs any discussion about the why, but I’ll humor you: Barrel’s a little fucking shit. I can think of fifteen reasons why anyone would beef with him and all of it leads back to that personality. But listen, he and Pierson fucked dollar general All Time Low up, and at this point that’s all that matters. 

- Snowanna 

@slightlysawyer @nathan-nibs @tylertootlesanderson @fckbernardo @piersonpanice

Does she even really have her love life together, though? Who’s she dating? I haven’t heard anything about her making it official with anyone. I wouldn’t consider the fact that she has multiple people to fuck having her love life any more together than her sisters. Well, I guess it’s better than being dumped while in the middle of a world tour or coming home to see your boyfriend for the holidays just to break up... So maybe she does have it better than most of them.

- Jubileena

@cutestmuse // @officialcliomuse // @mel-ancholymuse

Don’t do Rancis like that -- he’s a sweetie! Yeah, that name is unfortunate, but when the drip out of control you not gonna’ let a name get in the way. He fine as hell and very aware of it. I will however say I don’t know why anyone else even bothers at this point, Taffyta and Vidia both have that little fool wrapped around their fingers and he’s showing no effort in trying to move on from either of them. And by anyone else I do mean Vanellope’s pathetic ass. 

-- Snowanna 

@rfluggerbutter​ @primadonnaracer @10kvidia @sheglitch

Because everyone else in that family is just as equally annoying. I haven’t met a single member of the McDuck clan that hasn’t irked me in some way - including the ones that aren’t even actually a part of the family. I mean, half the time you can barely understand what Donald is saying. And don’t even get me started on how strange Webby is... In comparison Dewey and his other brothers seem like nothing.

- Jubileena

@deweydewncght / @greenlouieduck / @theangriestquack / @awkwebby