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Well it seems everyone has one of these so...
I guess by law I need to make one or I'd be a criminell
well I stole an old phone from under asriels bed, weirdly convenient....

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(ooc under the cut)
Well it seems everyone has one of these so...
I guess by law I need to make one or I'd be a criminell
well I stole an old phone from under asriels bed, weirdly convenient....

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How can you read if you don't have eyes?
* imagine needing eyes lmao
* amateur
*yall need eyes?
*Thats stupid lol
Thoughts on the 8 flowers?
* The 8 flowers? Asgores 8 flowers from the dark world in the flower king? The dark world that was opened after the festival? Sure I can give my thoughts on them!
*Flowery was annoying for a while, I'd suppose he stopped being annoying around maybe just before he died
* Aqua was the most precious little knife wielding goober
*Seth was very gender and also was quite smart, although they were rather clumsy with their books!
* They were also quite fond of berdley, I think they looked up to him
*Green was the best flower, no flaws whatsoever! Chef/10
*Yellow was kind of gullible at times but he was very cowboy
*Blue was a performer, was a butterfly aswell?
* He also sold ballet shoes for ralsei, the look too small for their feet, so I'm not sure how he's meant to wear them...
*Orange was small, but that doesn't mean she wasn't as strong as the other flowers!
*Her attacks in her battle with Green were hard to doge, she seemed quite happy to punch the fun gang aswell.
*Pink was quite close with Orange! I'm not sure what her relationships were with the other flowers though.
*She was very hatsune miku
*Her bomb attack was very hard to doge!
* She is a lightner ghost and a darkner of a doll so she's not technically one of the flowers...
*Her and her body argued quite alot during the fight with her, there are a few parallels there between me an Kris but I'm sure there is no lesson to be learned here...
*That's my thoughts on Asgore's 7 flowers + Pink
hahahaha well what an unexpected development...
I genuinely thought you'd drowned....
Oh well.... say, where's good old Noelle when you need her? Always so obedient, that one, especially in the library when she, oh well you know what happened in there....
Now.... what do you say Kris? Oh right, haha didn't Susie make the point oh so clear? YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER
(Ooc imagine the soul with a clip on evil villan mustache twirling it evilly & the "your choices dont mater" part with the wobbly text)
* (Both teens seemed angered by the words spoken, yet of course, one of the two was way more affected by this than the other.)
* Okay, you're going way too far now.
* I'm. Oh, my choices are gonna start mattering alright.
* The second I catch you, I'm going to trap you in the cage one last time. And after that, I'll make sure that the lake is your last resting place.
* Try and get out of that place without a body to puppeteer, you sick bastard.
* ... You are not making this any easier for me. I should've expected that.
HA... like I'd let YOU catch ME again...
You're PATHETIC Kris, don't you know...
YOU really think that YOU CAN STOP ME?!
HAHA... the thought that YOU can do anything of meaning to me is... well rather HUMOROUS don't you think?
You WILL die without me... so whatever control you think you have is NOTHING more than a MERE ILLUSION, IM THE ONE IN CONTROL HERE, I thought you new that already but I suppose you need to learn who's really in control here
* Do you THINK I fucking care about my life after all that?! If it means keeping you contained, I'll GLADLY die.
* Fuck the prophecy, fuck the knight, and most importantly FUCK. YOU.
* (Normal Kris quickly takes their phone out of Lake Kris's hands, sighing audibly in a mix of relief and exhasperation.)
* I escape one headache and walk into another... How fun. My life is just... awesome.
Now kris...
That's no way to talk... you wouldn't want your parents to burry their child would you?
Trust me, I've seen how that can end... although asriel would still be alive here..
now let's see if we can't find Noelle...
Or HA... maybe she drowned...
So best start looking otherwise well..
y'know the big guy will be Really mad with you now...
And he's always LISTENING...
* ..I know exactly where she is. I just need to find a way back there and get her back here.
* She's safe currently, if alone now.. but I'll get her back. I know I will.
* As for me dying. It's not like I'll leave them questioning about why I died. I'll write them a note or something, it doesn't matter.
* What matters is getting you out of my life. And securing Noelle back. If anything, who you're speaking of probably thinks of this as an amusing outcome. Just another way in which this world can develop.
* So your little attempts at making me feel scared about you won't work anymore. Because I've stared into the void and know it stared back at me, so try me you red bastard.
Noelle has probably reached the bottom of the lake now...
Who knows what she'll find down there? A dark world? Death?
If there truly is a dark world down there then...
Well without ME to guide her then she'll be in worse danger than She could ever be with me...
So it's in our best interest if we get down there and find her before sh-
* okay buddy I think that’s enough instigating, rlly not living up to your name tbh
* go play some other game somewhere else
* I think we’ve done more than enough damage to Kris today
but where's the fun in that :(
Fine...
hahahaha well what an unexpected development...
I genuinely thought you'd drowned....
Oh well.... say, where's good old Noelle when you need her? Always so obedient, that one, especially in the library when she, oh well you know what happened in there....
Now.... what do you say Kris? Oh right, haha didn't Susie make the point oh so clear? YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER
(Ooc imagine the soul with a clip on evil villan mustache twirling it evilly & the "your choices dont mater" part with the wobbly text)
* (Both teens seemed angered by the words spoken, yet of course, one of the two was way more affected by this than the other.)
* Okay, you're going way too far now.
* I'm. Oh, my choices are gonna start mattering alright.
* The second I catch you, I'm going to trap you in the cage one last time. And after that, I'll make sure that the lake is your last resting place.
* Try and get out of that place without a body to puppeteer, you sick bastard.
* ... You are not making this any easier for me. I should've expected that.
HA... like I'd let YOU catch ME again...
You're PATHETIC Kris, don't you know...
YOU really think that YOU CAN STOP ME?!
HAHA... the thought that YOU can do anything of meaning to me is... well rather HUMOROUS don't you think?
You WILL die without me... so whatever control you think you have is NOTHING more than a MERE ILLUSION, IM THE ONE IN CONTROL HERE, I thought you new that already but I suppose you need to learn who's really in control here
* Do you THINK I fucking care about my life after all that?! If it means keeping you contained, I'll GLADLY die.
* Fuck the prophecy, fuck the knight, and most importantly FUCK. YOU.
* (Normal Kris quickly takes their phone out of Lake Kris's hands, sighing audibly in a mix of relief and exhasperation.)
* I escape one headache and walk into another... How fun. My life is just... awesome.
Now kris...
That's no way to talk... you wouldn't want your parents to burry their child would you?
Trust me, I've seen how that can end... although asriel would still be alive here..
now let's see if we can't find Noelle...
Or HA... maybe she drowned...
So best start looking otherwise well..
y'know the big guy will be Really mad with you now...
And he's always LISTENING...
* ..I know exactly where she is. I just need to find a way back there and get her back here.
* She's safe currently, if alone now.. but I'll get her back. I know I will.
* As for me dying. It's not like I'll leave them questioning about why I died. I'll write them a note or something, it doesn't matter.
* What matters is getting you out of my life. And securing Noelle back. If anything, who you're speaking of probably thinks of this as an amusing outcome. Just another way in which this world can develop.
* So your little attempts at making me feel scared about you won't work anymore. Because I've stared into the void and know it stared back at me, so try me you red bastard.
Noelle has probably reached the bottom of the lake now...
Who knows what she'll find down there? A dark world? Death?
If there truly is a dark world down there then...
Well without ME to guide her then she'll be in worse danger than She could ever be with me...
So it's in our best interest if we get down there and find her before sh-

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You know if you ever want to pay Noelle a visit or just bother her you could take the santa method and go down the chimney of her house
* as much as I’d love to do that I need to remind you that I’m stuck in a birdcage
* besides, there’s always a chance that Carol could Find Me and we all know about her involvement in the Evil Ass GC
*birdcages are notoriously hard to get out of...
*If someone you get out you could always try hide in the piles of carols frilly heart pillows
*Or just be Really careful in the sus vents
hahahaha well what an unexpected development...
I genuinely thought you'd drowned....
Oh well.... say, where's good old Noelle when you need her? Always so obedient, that one, especially in the library when she, oh well you know what happened in there....
Now.... what do you say Kris? Oh right, haha didn't Susie make the point oh so clear? YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER
(Ooc imagine the soul with a clip on evil villan mustache twirling it evilly & the "your choices dont mater" part with the wobbly text)
* (Both teens seemed angered by the words spoken, yet of course, one of the two was way more affected by this than the other.)
* Okay, you're going way too far now.
* I'm. Oh, my choices are gonna start mattering alright.
* The second I catch you, I'm going to trap you in the cage one last time. And after that, I'll make sure that the lake is your last resting place.
* Try and get out of that place without a body to puppeteer, you sick bastard.
* ... You are not making this any easier for me. I should've expected that.
HA... like I'd let YOU catch ME again...
You're PATHETIC Kris, don't you know...
YOU really think that YOU CAN STOP ME?!
HAHA... the thought that YOU can do anything of meaning to me is... well rather HUMOROUS don't you think?
You WILL die without me... so whatever control you think you have is NOTHING more than a MERE ILLUSION, IM THE ONE IN CONTROL HERE, I thought you new that already but I suppose you need to learn who's really in control here
* Do you THINK I fucking care about my life after all that?! If it means keeping you contained, I'll GLADLY die.
* Fuck the prophecy, fuck the knight, and most importantly FUCK. YOU.
* (Normal Kris quickly takes their phone out of Lake Kris's hands, sighing audibly in a mix of relief and exhasperation.)
* I escape one headache and walk into another... How fun. My life is just... awesome.
Now kris...
That's no way to talk... you wouldn't want your parents to burry their child would you?
Trust me, I've seen how that can end... although asriel would still be alive here..
now let's see if we can't find Noelle...
Or HA... maybe she drowned...
So best start looking otherwise well..
y'know the big guy will be Really mad with you now...
And he's always LISTENING...
hahahaha well what an unexpected development...
I genuinely thought you'd drowned....
Oh well.... say, where's good old Noelle when you need her? Always so obedient, that one, especially in the library when she, oh well you know what happened in there....
Now.... what do you say Kris? Oh right, haha didn't Susie make the point oh so clear? YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER
(Ooc imagine the soul with a clip on evil villan mustache twirling it evilly & the "your choices dont mater" part with the wobbly text)
* (Both teens seemed angered by the words spoken, yet of course, one of the two was way more affected by this than the other.)
* Okay, you're going way too far now.
* I'm. Oh, my choices are gonna start mattering alright.
* The second I catch you, I'm going to trap you in the cage one last time. And after that, I'll make sure that the lake is your last resting place.
* Try and get out of that place without a body to puppeteer, you sick bastard.
* ... You are not making this any easier for me. I should've expected that.
HA... like I'd let YOU catch ME again...
You're PATHETIC Kris, don't you know...
YOU really think that YOU CAN STOP ME?!
HAHA... the thought that YOU can do anything of meaning to me is... well rather HUMOROUS don't you think?
You WILL die without me... so whatever control you think you have is NOTHING more than a MERE ILLUSION, IM THE ONE IN CONTROL HERE, I thought you new that already but I suppose you need to learn who's really in control here
Kriiiiiiiiiiiisssss, don't you think it's time your younger self learned about me? Atleast so they can be prepared to throw hockey pucks at mach 1 with... surprising accuracy for such a small target...
C'mon Kris, you know I don't bite!
not even for protein
* Oh, hell no.
* I am not telling my child self about you. This is a kid, I'd ruin their whole childhood and spirit in just a few words.
* "Oh yeah, you're gonna lose all autonomy in your life in a desperate attempt to make things right by the way!" Do you see how bad that sounds to a kid?!
* So, no thanks. I'm good.
oh c'mon...
You're no fun Kris!
This is why I have file 2 y'know
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
It's more than we can say.
Why was he born so beautiful?
The fairest of them all.
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
Because he had no say in it,
No say in it at all.
Kevin.
*o.... okay so that is very.... Kevin..?
*good for you Kevin!

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(@askcholiday) What is your opinion on the past? -C
*The past?
*Well, uh.... I suppose it's something you should cherish and look back on fondly, if the past was kind to you that is!
*Well I guess that a certain scientist that you wouldn't really know helped me make something wonderful in the past that was took me far too soon...
*although you might know something about that
*But, I guess it's not that healthy to linger on the past for too long when it's the present! After all, you never know what the future might bring...
Fried dough balls. Of Octopus. Didn't you want to try it? It's only 2G. It's only for free. Don't wait, don't wait. Especially, the don't.
Oh—it was 2G, but it's free now?
...I guess why not, right? Thank you! Even though I'm not too much of an octopus person. X)
*Don't eat that stuff noelle!
you serve only one purpose. ONE PURPOSE. bide your time. perhaps, had my circumstances been different, we could have been friends. maybe after all this...we can. until then...you remain the one who waits.
-@krisdeadassgore
*Okay...
*just lay off the hockey pucks, please, they hurt
HAIIIII!
@normal-npc-offical
*Hello very normal bird
*Please don't turn me into takoyaki
I've looked at your medical records, it appears you have a terminal case of yuri
XD Terminal?! Welp...guess I can't help that, then! Lol
just uh don't ask where I got your medical records
It was from me.
*shhhh

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Oh hey another soul.
hi. I'm Sol. Or S☀L if you wanna be fancy.
-S☀L
*oh, hey so, uh like how's it floating, Sol?
How comfy is the birdcage? On a scale from 1/10
*it's not the best, gets very boring in there waiting for kris to get back from their evil plotting! Overall maybe like a 2? It's better than trash can, smells somewhat better.