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When you’re at a wedding and some drunk girl changes the song from MCR to Taylor Swift

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Friend A and Friend B: *joking about friend B’s autism*
Friend C: But like for real what actually is autism?
*silence as people think*
Friend C: Is it just like down syndrome without the looks?
*Friend group dies of laughter*
Friend B: *turns to a random girl several rows behind on the bus and yells* Why are you staring at me?! I can see you staring!
Friend A: this is autism
How can no one hear me screaming? Maybe they have their music turned up too loud.
Rest in peace Carrie Fisher the force will always be with you <3
This may seem insignificant to some but senpai noticed me!!! Marina is so kawaii <3

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Sebastian eats strawberries like a normal human being, Jim eats the whole thing, leaves and all. Even says he likes the leaves the most.
He eats apple cores as well, that weirdo.
Also watermelon rinds, they’re “sour” and Sebastian is continuously weirded out by his weird liking for inedible fruit parts.
He would scroff at the idea of these parts of the fruits being called “inedible”.
Moriarty ruined his sense of taste at some point by licking batteries and just anything that caught his interest, so now he just puts absolutely anything in his mouth. Additionally, he just loves eating entire lemon slices. He once bit into an entire lemon like it was a pear and just chomped away
Eating a lemon like that is an excellent way to unsettle new employees.
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Ummm... eating strawberry leaves and watermelon rind is weird? Well I always knew I wasn’t normal.
twenty one pilots new song Cancer is so good. top notch lyrics, wouldn’t expect anything less from my boi tyler joseph
It’s a cover... the original is my chemical romance so yeah obviously top notch lyrics
Melanie Martinez *.*
cucOkay so recently I started listening to Melanie Martinez. I just love her music. It’s a bit more poppy than I usually listen to but *thumbs up* just awesome.
My favourite song is Dollhouse I have no idea why. I love pretty much ALL of her songs. But I (for some reason) have created my own meaning for it. I feel like the dollhouse is my brain and it’s saying that no one else understands what goes on in my head except me and stuff. IDK maybe i’m just going cuckoo. Well I am to a certain extent.
If you have no idea what i’m talking about then just ignore me but listen to Melanie Martinez she is an awesome artist.
I know her name was Clara. I know we travelled together. I know that there was an Ice Warrior on a submarine and a mummy on the Orient Express. I know we sat together in the Cloisters and she told me something very important, but I have no idea what she said. Or what she looked like. Or how she talked. Or laughed. There’s nothing there. Just nothing.

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This crumpet is bigger than my face!
My hamster is called Crumpet. The word will never be the same again for me.
This is the hardest story that I've ever told No hope, no love, no glory Happy endings gone forever more.
Happy Endings by MIKA
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If you think about it running is time travel. If you are late and you run then you arrive on time but if you don’t run then you will miss your bus or whatever. It’s just much slower than what people expect. Trippy right? XD
But on a more serious note: Doctor Who!!!!
SPOILERS!
I want that sonic screwdriver! Like NOW! I cannot wait. Need. Must have. Such good episode. Still hate Peter Capaldi (no offence?).

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Me watching yesterdays episode of Doctor Who:
I mean there has to be a reason right?! He wouldn’t be that stupid.
Do I have to go to bed now? Im scared of the dark.. you knew that didn’t you?
It’s so dark upstairs though!
The eye holes are weird. I can’t deal with those eyes.
Hey old hamster guy! Want some of deez nuts?
Paper towns was AWESOME!
My dad agreed to take me to a film I wanted to watch which happened to be Paper Towns. He mocked it all the time until we actually saw it. Then he was like “I liked how it wasn’t just a love film” -_- Me and my sister have both explained to him that John Green doesn’t do just love stories. However this reminds me of how last year when my sister said she really wanted to see TFIOS he thought it was just another chick flick film so we had to inform him that it was much more and involved cancer.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!! SPOILER STATUS: MINOR?
Ok! So I don’t want to say everything I loved about the film because that is too much but basically I loved the bit where the guys are singing the pokemon theme tune. I immediately started laughing because it was the geekiest thing ever. Cut halfway through to where they shout “POKEMON!” Everyone else in the cinema starts laughing. That disappointed me slightly how do you not know the pokemon theme?! You had deprived childhoods people. XD
Thank you so much John Green!