Give me time to think

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

Bringing this back.

I have a severe case of the morbs.

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

This is my new favorite post

I can’t ever not reblog.

Fantastic ♥️💯

For whoever needs a little cheering up today..

I really do think about the editing of this video all the time

I’m so glad other people know how holy this video is. It’s basically my religion. I quote this video at least once a day

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!