(this is a parody blog which was revealed to me through a dream I was in a court trial and demons were protesting for the civil rights to write fanfics about Lorraine x Reader, The Warrens were suing the demons for other things, but the Legion wants more: WE WANT LORRAINE-SENPAI notices us - the crack of the crackest ship is sailing)
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Dating Valak and scaring your friend when youâre just trying to introduce them.
(For anon)
How do you tell your loved ones that youâre involved with a demon?
It wasnât a question you thought youâd have to answer in your life. Yet you were plotting that very thing; introducing, at the least, your most cherished friend to your partner. It wouldâve been much easier had you not been dating a shapeshifting spirit from hell.
You decided to go somewhere remote in case of shenanigans. You could ask Valak all you liked to take on a more reassuring form for you friend, but there was no telling what it would do. Adding a police report or an exorcism to an already tense situation wasnât ideal.
You took your friend out of town, but no so much so that you couldnât easily replenish your snack supply, under the guise of a special event. It remained as just the two of you for a long while after you arrived to your destination. You were in the midst of telling a story when your friend let out a startled gasp. Theyâd seen someone pass by the window outside. A loud knock followed and you quickly crossed to the door. However, when you opened it, no one was there.
âAh, come on.â
After a moment, you shut the door and started to return to your friend. âI think theyâre playing a prank on us.â
And then the screaming began. Valak had appeared behind you in its Nun form. Your friend reached for you, trying to run. You tried to calm them down as much as you could.
âItâs okay! Itâs okay! Okay, donât worry, sheâs not going to hurt us. This is⊠uh, this is Valak.â
Your friend blubbered out something through tears.
âValak isâŠ. my partner.â
The Nun gave your friend a wide grin that might have been an attempt at a greeting but it was incredibly menacing.
I was wondering if u did lorraine warren x fem reader requests? and if so maybe mdlg kinda vibes ?(:
I don't do female readers or ddlg/mdlg smut, but here's some SFW gn! littlespace headcanons with Lorraine :)
âąShe'd know it's coming before you would, already preparing your favorite stuffed animals, blankets, and pajamas. She'd cook your favorite foods, everything she knows you like when in little space for you to come home to
âąShe brushes your hair out of your face with the most motherly hand. "Such a pretty face," she said, giving your forehead a kiss.
âąThe cartoons are already on the TV when you get home, dying to regress after a hard day, and your heart melts.
âąWhen you cry, she holds your face and wipes her tears with her thumb
âąLoves holding you. She'll cuddle up with you on the couch, kissing your head as you watch cartoons.
âąShe's a great caretaker. She reads you so easily but leaves the floor open for you to communicate your needs directly. She's so tender in her touch that you swear it was a feather
âąShe has really soft hands, and when you're in littlespace, she loves putting lotion on your hands in your favorite scents.
âąIf she knows she's gonna be gone while you're home, she'll spray some of her perfume on your stuffies and make sure that the fridge and pantry are stocked with your safe foods.
[đ«§] â youâre my favourite secret ; lorraine warren
set in the quiet warmth something intimate and sacred. after dinner, candlelight, and the slow winding-down of the day, lorraineâs nightly prayers become a private ritual of trust and devotion shared with the woman she loves.
candle wax play âą strap on use âą power dynamics âą religious imagery âą soft dom!lorraine
for: @lorraineenthusiastic <3
The evening sun had dipped below the horizon, leaving the small house in a peaceful hush as twilight settled over the quiet neighborhood. The air carried the faint scent of autumn leaves mingling with the lingering aroma of the dinner you'd shared, and a bottle of red wine that had loosened your limbs with its warmth. The kitchen was spotless now, every dish washed and put away, and the world outside felt distant, irrelevant. Here, in this intimate space you shared with Lorraine Warren, the only reality that mattered was the one unfolding between the two of you.
Lorraine moved through the living room with her characteristic poise, her hair catching the soft light from the table lamps. She embodied a timeless allureâher blue eyes sharp and knowing, her frame slender yet curvaceous under the simple cotton dress she wore for evenings at home. The dress clung lightly to her hips as she bent to adjust a vase of fresh flowers on the mantel, a small ritual of normalcy in her extraordinary life. You lounged on the couch nearby, your own casual blouse and skirt rumpled from the day's end, watching her with a quiet affection that had deepened over months of shared secrets and stolen moments.
As the clock ticked toward bedtime, Lorraine turned to you, her smile gentle but inviting. âIt's been a long day,âshe said, her voice like velvet, carrying that faint New England lilt. âShall we go to bed? I have my prayers to attend to first, though.â Her eyes held yours, a spark of something deeper flickering there devotion intertwined with desire, a private language only you two understood.
You rose, taking her hand, feeling the warmth of her palm against yours. The stairs creaked softly under your steps as you ascended to the bedroom, a sanctuary of muted tones and spiritual touches. The walls held framed rosaries and small crucifixes, but tonight, they seemed to fade into the background. The king-sized bed dominated the space, its linens crisp and white, while on the dresser sat an array of white pillar candles, their wicks pristine and waiting.
Lorraine paused by the window, drawing the curtains to seal out the night. âLight them for me?â she asked, her tone soft but expectant. You nodded, striking matches one by one, the flames blooming to life and filling the room with a golden glow. Shadows played across her face as she watched you, her fingers already working the buttons of her dress. It slipped from her shoulders, pooling at her feet to reveal the lace-trimmed slip beneath, hugging her breasts and the dip of her waist.
âCome here,â she murmured, drawing you close once the last candle was lit. Her lips brushed yours in a lingering kiss, tasting of wine and promise. But she pulled back gently, her hands guiding you toward the center of the room where she'd laid out a thick quilt earlier, its edges embroidered with subtle patterns. âKneel, darling. Let me prepare us both for the night.â
Your knees met the soft fabric, the anticipation building as you untied your blouse, letting it fall away, followed by your skirt. Naked now, save for your undergarments, you felt exposed yet safe under her gaze. Lorraine circled you slowly, her bare feet silent on the floorboards. She picked up the first candle, a tall white one, its flame steady. âIn the name of the Father,â she began, her voice resonant, almost hypnotic.
She tilted the candle just so, and the first bead of wax detached, falling in a slow arc to land on the swell of your shoulder. The heat seared briefly, a pinpoint of intensity that bloomed into a tingling warmth as it cooled and hardened. You inhaled sharply, the sensation pulling a low hum from your throat. Lorraine's eyes never left your face, drinking in your reactions as she continued, âthe Son, and the Holy Spirit.â Another drop followed, tracing down your arm, adhering to your skin like a secret mark.
Her free hand joined the ritual, fingers grazing your collarbone, then slipping the straps of your bra down. It fell away, baring your breasts to the flickering light. âAmen.â The word hung in the air as she lowered the candle further, wax splattering across your chestâfirst one nipple, then the other. Each impact made you arch, the sting sharpening your awareness of every nerve. The wax cooled into fragile shells, cracking slightly with your movements, and Lorraine traced them with her thumb, peeling edges to expose the flushed skin beneath.
She set the candle down and retrieved a second, this one scented faintly with sandalwood, its wax a deeper ivory. Kneeling before you now, she parted your thighs with firm hands, her touch reverent yet commanding.' The prayer flowed as she dripped wax along your inner thighs, the heat so close to your core that your pussy clenched in response, moisture gathering between your folds. You bit your lip, stifling a moan, but she noticed, her smile curving.
âLet me hear you,â she encouraged, her voice weaving through the incantation. Her fingers hooked into your panties, sliding them down your legs until you were fully bare. The next drops fell perilously near your mound, the warmth teasing without touching, making your clit throb with need. Lorraine's hand ventured there then, parting your lips to expose you fully. She blew gently on the sensitive flesh, then let a single drop fall onto your lower belly, inching toward your clit.
The sensation was exquisite torture hot wax meeting the slick heat of your arousal. You gasped, hips bucking involuntarily, and she pressed her palm flat against your pussy, rubbing in slow circles to soothe and stoke the fire. Two fingers slipped inside you, thick and curling, pumping in time with her words. The wax continued to rain down across your hips, dotting your stomach in a constellation of whiteâeach one amplifying the thrusts until your walls fluttered around her.
But she withdrew too soon, leaving you panting and empty, the prayers shifting to a more urgent cadence. Rising gracefully, Lorraine shed her slip, her body illuminated like a vision: full breasts swaying slightly, the dark thatch between her legs drawing your eyes. She moved to the nightstand, opening the drawer with deliberate slowness. The harness emerged, black leather straps connected to a girthy silicone dildo, veined and realistic, its tip glistening faintly from prior use.
She stepped into it, buckling the straps around her waist and thighs until it protruded firmly from her hips, the base pressing against her own clit. The sight of her pious Lorraine, transformed into this embodiment of dominance sent a fresh wave of desire through you. âLie down for me,â she instructed, her tone laced with authority softened by affection. You stretched out on the quilt, the dried wax pulling taut across your skin, heightening every shift.
She knelt between your legs, the dildo's head nudging your entrance, slick with your juices. She pushed in, the stretch immense and fulfilling, inch by inch until she was seated deep. You cried out, legs wrapping around her waist, pulling her closer. Lorraine began to move, hips rolling in a measured rhythm, the harness grinding against her as she fucked you.
Her hands braced on your shoulders, she leaned in, capturing a wax-covered nipple between her teeth, tugging gently before soothing it with her tongue. The dual assault her mouth hot and wet, the dildo plunging relentlesslyâdrew whimpers from you. She grabbed another candle, holding it overhead as she thrust harder, letting wax cascade onto your breasts in rhythm with her strokes. Each drop hit with the force of her entry, making your nipples ache deliciously, your pussy gripping the silicone tighter.
Her breath ragged now, sweat beading on her brow. She shifted angles, the dildo hitting that deep spot inside you, sparks igniting with every grind. Her free hand snaked down, fingers finding your clit, pinching and rolling it between thrusts. The room echoed with the wet sounds of her pounding into you, your moans rising like a chorus to her prayers.
You felt the coil tightening, pressure building unbearably. More wax fell on your neck, your thighsâmarking you as hers in this profane-sacred rite. âLorraine... I'm close,â you gasped, nails raking down her back, leaving red trails on her pale skin.
âCome for me sweetheart,â she urged, abandoning the prayer for raw command. Her thrusts grew frantic, hips snapping forward, the base of the dildo rubbing her clit to the brink. She dropped the candle safely aside, both hands now on your hips, pulling you onto her with each drive.
The orgasm hit you fast, your pussy convulsing around the thick length, waves of ecstasy pulsing through your core. You arched high, a scream tearing from your throat as pleasure shattered you, body trembling in aftershocks. Lorraine rode through it, her own climax cresting moments later her body tensing, a guttural moan escaping as she ground against you, chasing the friction until she shuddered in release.
She eased down onto you, the dildo still embedded, both of you slick with sweat. For long minutes, you lay entwined, breaths syncing in the cooling air. Gently, she withdrew, setting the harness aside, then began the careful work of removing the wax. Her fingers worked methodically, peeling flakes from your skin, massaging the tender spots with oil from a small vial on the dresser. Each touch was worshipful, her lips following to kiss away any lingering sting.
âYou're perfect,â she whispered, drawing you up to the bed. The sheets welcomed your warmed bodies, and she pulled the covers over you both, her arm draping possessively across your waist. The candles burned low, their light fading as sleep beckoned. In her embrace, the night felt hallowed, your connection deeper, unbreakable. As your eyes drifted shut.
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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex) Lorraine cradles you close afterward, her fingers tracing gentle patterns on your skin as she whispers prayers of gratitude. She brews chamomile tea, insisting you sip it while she checks for any emotional echoes from your shared intensity, her clairvoyant intuition sensing if you need more reassurance or a soft kiss to ground you both.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's) On herself, it's her handsâdelicate yet strong, perfect for exploring your curves. For you, she adores your neck, nuzzling there to feel your pulse quicken, her lips brushing the spot where she imagines your spirit shines brightest.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, really) Lorraine savors the raw intimacy of your release, licking it from her fingers with a reverent gaze, as if tasting your essence connects her deeper to your soul.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Deep down, Lorraine harbors a fantasy of sneaking away to a churchâyour bodies pressed against the altar, her usual restraint shattering as she begs you to fuck her hard amid the echoes, the thrill of sacrilege making her come undone like never before.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing?) Though her devotion to Ed shapes her public life, in this intimate fantasy, Lorraine's experiences are exploratory and intuitive, guided by her empathy. She's a quick study, using her sensitivity to read your every gasp, making each encounter feel profoundly attuned.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying) Missionary with a twistâshe positions you beneath her, eyes locked, her body pressing down as she grinds slowly, whispering affirmations of love. It lets her watch your face, sensing your pleasure like a vision unfolding.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.) Lorraine is earnest, her moments laced with soft laughter only when you tease her faith-tinged moans. She'll pause to bless a particularly fervent thrust, turning intensity into shared, sacred joy without breaking the rhythm.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.) Her dark hair is always neatly pinned during the day, but in private, it cascades freely. Below, she's naturally groomed, soft and inviting.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect) Intimacy is her core; she intertwines fingers, murmuring how your connection wards off darkness. Kisses are deep and soulful, her clairvoyance making every touch feel like she's seeing into your desires, building a bond beyond the physical.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Alone after a case, she touches herself thinking of you, fingers circling her clit while envisioning your hands on her. It's quick and guilty at first, but she surrenders fully, biting her lip to stifle prayers that turn to your name.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Sensory play occasionally âa silk scarf blindfolding you, heightening her whispers. She craves gentle dominance, holding you down with loving restraint, her faith making submission feel like divine surrender.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) The quiet sanctuary of her home study, surrounded by holy relics, where the air feels charged. Or outdoors under starlight, away from hauntings, her back against a tree as she pulls you close for urgent, grounding passion.
N = No (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs) Anything that mocks her beliefs or involves true harmâshe draws the line at desecration, preferring passion that honors the soul. Roughness without consent feels like inviting shadows she fights daily.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) She excels at giving, her tongue delving into your folds with devoted laps, eyes fluttering shut as if tasting salvation. Receiving makes her arch, hands in your hair, guiding you softly while she chants breathy encouragements.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Slow and sensual, building like a ritualâdeliberate thrusts of fingers or hips that draw out every sensation. She accelerates only when your pleas echo her visions, chasing mutual release with fervent rhythm.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Rare but electric; between cases, she'll pull you into a shadowed corner for hurried kisses and grinding, her skirt hiked up as fingers slip inside you. It's a stolen blessing, leaving you both breathless and renewed.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.) Cautious yet adventurous within her moral compassâshe experiments with toys beforehand, or risks a quiet moan, her hand sneaking under the table to tease your thigh.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?) Impressive endurance from her resilient spirit; she can go multiple rounds, each building on the last, lasting until you're both spent. Her empathy keeps her attuned, prolonging pleasure without exhaustion.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) She discovers a discreet vibrator, using it on you with wide-eyed curiosity, pressing it against your clit while kissing your breasts. On herself, it's tentative, but with you watching, it becomes a shared exploration.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) Not overtly teasing, but her knowing smiles and lingering touches build anticipation. She'll trace your inner thigh during dinner, whispering, "Patience, my love," until you're begging for her fingers.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Soft and melodicâgasps like whispered prayers, moans that rise in pitch as she nears climax. She encourages your cries, muffling them with kisses to keep the moment sacred and private.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character) In the heat, her clairvoyance flares, letting her "see" your peak before it happensâshe describes it vividly, heightening the ecstasy as she urges you toward that foreseen bliss.
X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on under those clothes) Petite and curvaceous, with soft breasts that heave under her blouses and hips that sway with quiet confidence. Her skin sensitive to your every caress.
Y l= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Moderate but intenseâignited by emotional depth rather than constant urge. Once sparked, it's all-consuming, her drive matching yours in waves of spiritual and carnal hunger.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward) She lingers awake, stroking your hair and reflecting on the connection, only drifting off when you're peacefully nestled against her.
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Fanfics and fanart tagged with mommy!Lorraine, mommy!k1nk, mommy issues, mother Lorraine knows best will be reblog every monday.
Also we will have Annie Malthus hosting his lovely time at a tea party at the Book Club, don't forget to bring your stuff and let's dive into the wonderful world of NSFW with motherly cuteness.
lorraine who always looks devastating while praying after investigations. knees pressed into the motel carpet. silk nightgown slipping up her thighs while candlelight flickers against her skin and that tiny cross necklace rests between her breasts. meanwhile youâre sitting on the bed trying desperately not to stare while your pussy throbs between your legs hard enough to ache. lorraine notices the second your breathing changes and absolutely loves how obvious your need for her becomes.
lorraine who catches your hand slipping beneath the blankets one night while sheâs praying quietly beside the bed. instead of stopping, she calmly keeps speaking while glancing at you over her shoulder, asking whether touching yourself while she prays makes your pussy wet. the embarrassment alone nearly makes you cum. especially when she tells you to keep your fingers there and not stop until she says so.
lorraine who deliberately drags her prayers out once she realizes how badly they affect you. sheâll kneel there speaking softly while you squirm beside her with your thighs pressed together because your pussy is soaking through your underwear from nothing but her voice. sometimes she pauses just to ask if youâre dripping for her already. the second you whimper yes, lorraine smiles so sweetly before continuing like nothing happened.
lorraine who absolutely loves sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling between her thighs while she slowly pets your hair and makes you confess every filthy thought running through your head. sheâll ask whether you were imagining her fingers inside your pussy while she prayed. whether you thought about her mouth on your tits while she held her rosary beads. every shaky answer makes her wetter too.
lorraine who gets addicted to the way your body reacts when she starts dirty talking in that calm voice of hers. sheâll slowly spread your thighs apart and hum at the sight of how wet your pussy already is before whispering âlook at this mess, sweetheart⊠all from watching me pray?â meanwhile her fingers are rubbing slow circles over your clit just to watch your hips jerk helplessly against her hand.
lorraine who loves playing with your boobs while kissing you senseless against motel pillows after rough investigations. sheâll squeeze them slowly through your shirt first, thumbs brushing over your nipples until they harden for her before she finally pulls the fabric down with this hungry little look in her eyes. she adores hearing the pathetic noises you make when she sucks bruises against your tits while rubbing your clit at the same time.
lorraine who loves when you cum with her cross necklace wrapped loosely around your fist. she thinks the image of you trembling beneath her while whining her name and clutching onto something holy is unbelievably filthy. sheâll keep rubbing your clit through every pulse of your orgasm too, watching your pussy clench around her fingers while she softly praises how pretty you look cumming for her.
you who can barely sit still whenever lorraine starts praying after cases now because your brain immediately goes somewhere filthy. the second she kneels beside the bed your pussy starts throbbing and you catch yourself staring at her mouth instead of listening to a single word she says. lorraine notices every single time. she always notices.
you who completely lose composure the first time lorraine gently pushes you onto your knees for her. your hands are shaking. your thighs are slick already. and the second she cups your face while softly asking âcan you be good for me tonight?â you feel yourself clench embarrassingly hard around nothing. lorraine thinks itâs adorable.
lorraine who absolutely loves fingering you while still half dressed after investigations. silk nightgown bunched around her thighs while she presses you into the mattress and slowly works her fingers into your soaked pussy. she keeps eye contact the entire time too, whispering filthy praise about how easily you fall apart for her while your legs shake around her wrist.
lorraine who secretly enjoys overstimulating you because sheâs fascinated by how sensitive your body becomes after the first orgasm. sheâll keep two fingers buried deep inside your pussy while rubbing your clit slow enough to torture you, calmly telling you âone more, sweetheart⊠i know you can give me one more.â meanwhile youâre crying and squirming beneath her because your body physically canât stop cumming for her.
lorraine who gets unbelievably turned on hearing you beg. especially desperate little âplease let me cumâ whines whispered against her throat while sheâs grinding her thigh between your legs. sheâll deliberately slow down just to hear more of those pathetic sounds before finally giving you permission and feeling your pussy soak against her leg while you come apart on top of her.
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Queen Valak is here and she DEMANDS to us to watch why in the Earth she's so pissed off about those punny humans.
Also she had a wish to became interior designer, but OF COURSE Ed Warren reminded her about expensive college was, and tuitions debts, no security for employment and all the yada-yada-stuff humans love to brag about "We are in the land of freedom", but we all know it's a little pocket hell dimension Abbadon made, called USA.
Thank you again @czsworld for sharing the most accurate timeline of our Queen, she deserves hugs and lots of angst fics.
dating 2 demons?? youâre asking for a curse arenât you? me personally, iâm surprised youâre not dead and in hell for eternity. valak came to you first, stalking you before you finally see him. malthus came after, in the doll of course. be prepared for the not well hidden jealousy, terrible attempts to get your attention, and much more.
letâs start with đ±đ¶đđ¶đ.
valak is a very scary, manipulative, demon. he always gets what he wants, when he wants. when he sees you, he finds a liking to you. which means he has to stock, torment, and scare you until heâs pleased. i believe that you reader, are a very strong person to put up with his bs. when he finally reveals him in his nun form, you werenât as scared as he wanted you to be. i mean yeah, your heartbeat was racing but the fear is your veins wasnât high enough to his liking.
he didnât understand, how come you werenât scared? he walks twords you, you feel the heat radiating from his body. from that moment on, he starts liking you. he likes how you act like you donât fear him. he will try to break you. he doesnât like your friends/family. very very possessive.
moving on to âłđ¶đđđœđđ.
now malthus is a little different from valak. not a lot tho, but just enough for you to notice. he takes his time, getting to see how you act. heâs not the best with hiding tho, considering the fact that the doll is everywhere in your view. but i mean i suppose he tries. seeing malthus for the first time actually scared you. his true form was frightening. but the same with valak, you got used to it pretty quickly.
heâs more on the charming side, which means he wonât scare you as much as valak would, instead heâll try more on manipulating you. show you stuff that isnât there and so on.
poly relationship
both of them fighting over you is more common than youâd think. they want you to think theyâre the scariest and best demons. id certainly think that valak would try to fight/banish malthus back to hell. but youâd stop him before itâs to late. the way they fight is way different than how humans do. as stated before, they will manipulate, and deceive you. which means, they will show you stuff that isnât really there. something beautiful and unique.
they use your home to hide out in, even in their true form. sometimes your favorite flowers will be in odd places for you. that may seem sweet until you get closer to the flowers, and you realize that theyâre dead.
if you even attempt to show more âattentionâ to one than the other, oh my youâre in for a treat. youâll hear loud growls and groans in the distance. at first it scared you to be honest. you donât know why they did that, but later you found out. with further investigation you noticed that they werenât growls or groans. they were whinesâŠ.which was weird. i mean, demons that scary shouldnât show affection. right?
their way of affection is umâŠdifferent. valaks way of showing any emotion is by drawing his long, thin, and black fingers across your body. you may think his fingers would be hot against you, but no, theyâre stone cold to the touch. malthus would just prefer to stay in the doll. he doesnât like coming out much, even if you try to convince him.
you do hear a ton of banging around the house. you assume itâs them two fighting with each other. âenough! iâm trying to sleep!!â the noice then stops.
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Warren's lawyer: Demonic possession, blasphemy, cursing, assault and bodily harm, necromancy, conspiracy, planning the world domination and... writing fanfics...?
The Judge: A what now?
Demon's representative: I object, your Honor! We do not condone with necromancy, not anymore!
Warren's lawyer: You've been writing fanfiction about Mrs. Warren!! DEFAMATORY stories of lust, sin, wrongful pleasures and... and... improper use of a rosary!! And...!!
Demon's representative: And...? Come on, you can give me more tags than AO3 gave us...
Lorraine Warren: ... Do the demons... they... write stories... about... me?!