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OOC INFO

What’s crackalackin? I’m Roy ( he/him / 21+ / GMT+1 ), the chief fool of this circus. This is an independent and private roleplay blog for DC’s Joker. I pull the most inspiration from the comics and also the Arkham games. My portrayal has nothing to do with any of the cinematic versions, mostly because — without elaborating too much — I’m not that fond of those, so keep this in mind.

You can always reach me through the IMs, but also feel free to ask me for Discord if we’re mutuals.

LINKS

CARRD — please give it a read before following.

HEADCANONS — some more information about the clown.

MEME TAG —  send them in anytime, whether we’ve interacted or not ( I dare you ).

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@theclownprnc​ liked for a starter !

RECEIVER HAD HAD ENOUGH - —-that same , yapping tone grated on his very last nerve . it’s like muscle memory ( the result of a single decade watching over younger darko , who’s energy could , no doubt , match the hyperactive clown’s ) ; hand raising to hold up a single , open palm as if physically holding words back before they continue to spill . how’d they even manage to get on to this topic ? oh , right , donnie had made the mistake of mentioning smurfs ❛ —-first of all , papa smurf didn’t create smurfette . gargamel did . she was sent in as gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village , but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her . ❜ how he wishes that was the end of it ; that clown had merely mentioned disbelief in papa smurf’s reason for creating smurfette , but alas , that wasn’t what prompted receiver’s patience to snap ❛— and as for the whole gang-bang scenario , it just couldn’t happen . smurfs are asexual ; they don’t even have . . ❜ a vague motion of his arm , disgust tainting already distained features ❛ … reproductive organs under those little , white pants . it’s just so illogical , you know , about being a smurf … you know , what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick ? ❜