ONE DAY AT A TIME

Need one more to unlock the door

lalo is the best villain of all time because he is unbelievably sexy and unbelievably intimidating but also hes always doing some looney tunes bullshit and almost died bc he was too busy trying to fit one of nacho's whole breasts in his mouth to notice the big giant sign on his forehead reading THIS ONE SHALL BETRAY YOU. and then he actually died bc he's addicted to getting the last word

Gus is lalo and walt's natural enemy bc he understands their terminal addicted-to-getting-the-last-word disease is in fact terminal but then the moment he contracts it too he dies immediately. meanwhile had lalo survived bcs he and walt would've recognized each other's runyourmouthitis and gone the mutually assured destruction route much earlier except lalo's hp is way higher so if walt tried to wheelchair bomb him he would've tanked the damage and hit walt with his car

walt realizes brute force won't work on this guy so he goes for the ricin but lalo has been practicing mithridatism since age 12 and so is immune to most poisons a fact walter is blissfully aware of until lalo is en route to his house preparing to roadhaul him through the streets of albuquerque

I don't use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

happy holiday to those who celebrate