yall dont understand how hard it is to live in this country. just the other day they installed a machine in my yard that attracts colourful pollos and turns them into god damn cocodrilos. I mean nothing against cocodrilos ofc but like My fucking pollos man
i misread 'pollos' as 'polos' and imagined a bunch of sentient polo mints in your garden approaching a machine of some kind and made what is quite possibly the worst image ever made in ms paint out of it
why did i do this



















