The Cereal Box

You are the wielder of the sword of light. And the sword of darkness. And the sword of twilight. And a sword of that moment at the dawn of a july morning where the rising sun coats everything in just a slight shimmer of vermilion . And the swo….

...rd of full beam headlights that the person coming the other way won't turn off even though it's a dark night and you can't see anything so you try to make them understand that they forgot to turn them off by turning yours on but they do the same thing because turns out they didn't have them on and your eyes were just tired from all the driving and now you can see even less and you begin to wonder "So this is how I die ?".

In your world, people receive xp for defeating other creatures and can level up. Swatting a fly gets you 2xp. Beating your friend at chess gets you 65xp. One morning, you wake up to the notification “7,125,000 xp obtained. Maximum level reached.” Only, you don’t remember defeating anyone.

"Turns out I was sleepwalking all night and killed 3,562,500 flies. I'm now a Top-Tier human being but my place is a mess."

May is rough because it’s the month you realize it’s not seasonal depression

I mean, it's still seasonal depression, it's just a different season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯